*blocks your path*
Hi. Welcome to Subway.
Meatball subs are half off today.
Oh by the way, I was told to tell everyone that we just finished installing our anti-Jared meme device meaning that all employees at subway are completely immune to any attempt to use Jared Fogle as a means to escape any Subway owned restaurants.
What can I get for you?
>>42053835
Yeah lemme get a muhfuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhh 12 inch ham on italian herb and cheese
>>42053835
Can I get a meatball on boneless italian herb and cheese
Your food tastes like shit. Leave me alone!
>>42053835
I'll have uhhhh herb and cheese on an italian
>>42053835
Id like 4 pieces of ham tucked gently into one of your plastic gloves pls
as many cookies that i can get cheaply for an offer, 12, right? and the biggest fizzy drink... damn i wish you did other drinks too... and a footlong vegan protein filet with all the salad and sauces. oh you don't do that? fuck. uh, let me think about it, okay?
Footlong wheat double meat with Swiss not toasted. Spinach tomatoes onion light olives jalapenos vinegar salt pepper light Chipotle and that's it
can i just get a cup? yeah one of those - no the smaller one - yes i understand i only get free refills with the large cup... ok thanks.. no you can keep the change
Yeah I'll get a footlong meatball sub, double meat. Could you hold the bread? Watching my carbs.
>>42053835
Footlong turkey'n'ham without sauce or dresing. No, no cookie. No thanks ma'am. Just the footlong.
yeah give me a BIG JUICY COCK you fucking RETARDED NIGGER
I'd like a small water please.
>>42054393
I remember being 12 too
I'll take the 6in footlong flat bread please no meatball just the sauce with mayo lettuce and pickles and toast it with the veggies
>>42053835
Salad bowl shredded cheese lettuce tomato onion green peppers olives pineapple jalapenos with grilled chicken and Italian dressing if you got it mother fucker.
>>42053835
Egg and pepperjack cheese on whole wheat flatbread with spinach, tomato, yellow peppers but not too many, chipotle sauce but just a little like one line.
Oh and a water cup you filthy slut.
>>42053982
I know this is a troll and all, but I would like to see the man that would order exactly this just once in my life from a considerable distance.
ill have a footlong italian herb and cheese please with the meatballs, cheddar and swiss cheese toasted thanks
Ill have lettuce and cucumber cheers with the hot sauce and a bit of bbq thanks, yes salt and pepper please
got it today was very nice