I need help bros. I accidentally set up a tinder date with this

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>pic related 2

You're lucky she responded at all. This banter is shit tier.

>>42049604
her bio said she loves chicken nuggets. I'm not just randomly sperging about nuggies kek

>>42049604
Gotta agree. Youre lucky shes even talking to you desu

>>42049581
just tell her you're hungry for fish and proceed to give the ol' lickaroo

>>42049589
>>42049581
This is actually brilliant. Gonna have to steal this.

That said, get your protein in but don't overeat. She won't either (probably, and if she does, you just leave her there). Make sure you have at least 30 or so left over at the end (I'm assuming you chose Chick-fil-A, those are superior), and say you need to keep them cool for your lunch tomorrow or something. This means you HAVE to go back to your place, so bring her back, offer to make her a drink and watch a movie, then get your fuck on.

What you do after is entirely up to you, but you just got:
>protein
>lunch for tomorrow
>dick wet
>possible future fuck or gf

Good luck OP

>>42049581
>>42049589
>show up
>let her order first
>watch her order 100 chicken nuggets
>"holy shit, you were serious? i was just kidding... I have to go, I just remembered I have surgery... bye"
Trust me op

>>42049666
thanks satan

>>42049581
Would you rather fight 1000 4chan sized reddit memes or 1 reddit sized 4chan meme

>>42049666
yeah dont believe in satan.

You go first and order up 100, then eat them with her.

>>42049687
Shut the

FUCK
U
C
K

UP reddit Shitter!!

>>42049626
don't forget to specify natty or fakenatty lickaroo

>>42049653
I'll never understand why obvious virgins insist on posting relationship advice here.

>>42049581
reading that made me cringe

you sound like a "lel so random" nu-male

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>>42049725
natty ofc

>>42049759
thats what young thots are into. and desu young meme bitches are the hottest

>>42049581
Go eat the nuggets you fucking autist. The point of living that fit life is you can do shit like this and not worry about as long as its rare.
Your life should be like this 97% clean eating and lifting only drinking water, coffee and maybe an energy drink here or there.

3% eating whatever, drinking, doing drugs.

>>42049581
Remember, Chad eats pizza while you diet and do macros. Stop being a pussy, you going to let a girl out eat you?

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>For me, it's the McChicken

she doesnt care about the nuggets go put your dick in her

do chick-fil-a. their nuggets are god tier nutritionally. you can order the catering tray, take it back to your place, and if you need guidance from there, turn in your dick.

I get like a 1/10 reply rate nowadays.

This app is fucking trash, used to be so easy even just over a year ago.

They ruined tinder

>>42049846
offtopic, but what changed? gf just left me and i'm considering doing the whole tinder bullshit

>>42049604
Nah dude, bitches love chicken nuggets.

>>42049776
>Remember, Chad eats pizza while you diet and do macros

wisdom

>>42049858
Also interested never tried tinder before

Is your consitution so weak you can't take one day overeating?
Unless you're bragging about this shit.
Either way this thread is retarded. and normally I enjoy tinder bant threads.

>>42049858
They made it pay to win with boost and tinder plus, now they're adding this shit called tinder gold. If you don't pay for it and you're an average guy, your profile will rarely be visible to girls at all.

The app has lost its novelty as well and girls know they can just hold out and wait for a chad to show up. Most of their egos have been boosted tremendously from all the attention they get as well. Rest of the guys are just used as entertainment/filler or "vemmo me $5" until chad matches with them, then they'll actually take it seriously.

Tinder requires so much effort that I don't think it's worth taking seriously anymore unless you're willing to really hustle and message tons of girls knowing you'll get like 1/50 girls who will actually meet up.

Bumble is better imo

>>42049858
Nothing, he just upset that no one will ever be physically attracted to him

>meet this cool dude on tinder
>he opens with some chicken nugget shit
>I play along b/c he's hot
>set up a date
>meet
>he orders the chicken nuggets
>I don't order just take a couple of his
>play with my hair
>laugh at his jokes
>he finishes his portion and orders more
>punch him teasingly in the arm
>he's still eating
>stare at his lips
>he just orders more chicken nuggets
>grab his chilli sauce covered thigh
>he keeps eating
>leave
>mfw I wanted to fuck but he's so fucking autistic he thought I go on tinder for eating contests

>>42049604
this, reddit tier garbage

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>>42050006

>>42049989
Yup

You used to be able to pull girls on your level using an app. Now I can only match with/get responses from girls who are below my real life standards so it's useless. Even 5s have hundreds of messages in their inbox

>>42050006
kek

>>42049989
How the fuck do you use tinder and not fuck bitches?

That's the point, no one's getting gold from tinder. So cop you a dime and fuck a ho. It's so easy, it's fucking tinder. Even an uggo dude can fuck some 10 hoe. The only person they are worried about disappointing is themselves. With a couple of quips, ignored messages and promises of buying shit you're never gonna buy you can fuck some random sloot. Too easy, private.

>>42049619
don't worry people are just triggered because it's a reddit meme, you did well bro

>>42049989
>If you don't pay for it and you're an average guy, your profile will rarely be visible to girls at all.

Hahaha. I love it.

>>42049737
his advice is pretty solid. ot does sound like his advice is not nearly sufficient for you to get laid though. don't blame other people (exept maybe your parents) for your ugly face.

>>42049604
Doesn't matter. On Tinder what you say barely matters if it's not outright creepy/autistic. If the girl likes you, she will respond positively. The more she liked you, the better you look to her, the more autistic you can be

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>>42049581
Just lift before and eat all of them and then shove your nuggets in her face after

Rate my tinder bros

>>42050104
good pics but "i forgot why im on here" isnt good

>>42050104
Needs more natural photos and with friends
Can't see bio

>>42050104
Pretty good, i'd get rid of the 6th pic though

>>42049666
kek

>>42050114
I forget why I'm on here, maybe you could remind me

>>42050007
>2017
>having your head so far up your own ass that you ACTUALLY FUCKING TRULY believe tinder bitches prefer 4chan banter over reddit banter
wew lad

>>42050104
DYEL?

>>42050104
Are you only on tinder for validation? I've seen you on soc constantly.

>>42050104
To be honest, I've never seriously used tinder, but I don't see the need for those repeat pics of just you. Maybe swap those out with pics of you with your bros? This is coming from someone who almost never takes a picture for social media w/wo friends so maybe you just don't have em.

>>42050157
Youre on 4chan too much
I'm posting my profile constantly to make improvements. Where I live there are tons of chads especially on tinder, so I'm just trying to get perfection.

>>42050104
You could do fine, drop the selfies, especially shirtless ones imo. Selfies look bad and the front camera of phones makes people look less good

>>42049604
Implying banter matters when you have FACE, HEIGHT, FRAME

"Game" and "banter" and "personality" are all cope

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>>42050104

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>>42050104
Ayyy what should I say?

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>>42050189

>>42050198
Ask for number

>>42050198
"We are talking about our penises right?"

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>>42050205

>>42050205
Again ask for number now.

Protip: if the convo ever feels like it's getting dry, ask for number

Just get grilled chicken nuggets at chik fil a

>>42050180
Haha how the fuck can you say that he's on 4chan too much when you are on here acting needy and insecure constantly asking a bunch of 20 something insecure virgins about how your fucking tinder profile looks, get a grip bro.

>>42050166
>>42050180
I put up one with my mates
But, ive taken girls opinions and pics with mates are good but not necessary, as long as you dont only have selfies.
They care about what you look like, not your mates
If you don't have one with your mates where you dont look the best dont post it

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>>42050216

>>42050205
What in fuck is going on here. Are you a 10?

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You found a girl as autistic as you. Congraz m8

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>>42050216
This is beta. She will never respect you. Abandon and try again with another girl

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>>42050227

>>42050205
>im shy
Im deeeaaad

>>42050006
Kek

>>42050223
Get tf out
Fit is /my board/
I was on here long before /soc
I even made a few autistic youtube films. For these fags

>>42050227
Crashing this plane with no survivors

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>>42050241

>>42050241

Lauren is a 25 year old man that's going to rob your kidneys, she's on the hunt for loners.

>>42050241
I can't tell if this entire conversation is cringe or if you've mastered the art of playing girls who are totally "not like other girls" while also appearing vulnerable

>>42050241
STOP THIS NOW

>>42050226
it's about subconsciously letting her know about your status, you dip

>>42050256
>Thank you very much
Failed. KYS now.

>>42050256
I dont even

>>42050006
Pretty much this KEK

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>>42050256
This is the best bait ive seen today
Heres how you do it lad

>>42050256
Is this bait? Why do you sound like such a mommy issues beta holy shit.

>>42050227
stop sperging, you're in and have a chance. act beta for literally one more exchange and she'll just lose interest

>>42050226
Again I've never really used tinder but just having one like 6 repeat pictures of yourself seems somehow feminine to me. I just figured chicks would want to know that you are a social chad and not some attractive sociopath, but isn't that what 50shades was about anyway?

>>42050104
What the fuck is someone with your face doing here

is 29 too old for tinder? apparently you set the age limits?

am i going to be out of luck looking for 24'ish bitches?

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>>42050289
I replaced 6 with this
Besides look how juicy my arm looks

>>42050277
Can we all agree to never use emoticons ever again. Every time I see one of those it just seems like I'm reading chat logs of 13 year old girls. Stop it.

>>42050297
Nah mate youre perfect age for 24 plus or younger sluts
But since youre older they'll expect you to treat them at least have a house and job and drugs for them to use
Youre in tho

>>42050211
Dubs confirms best answer.

>>42050293
have you not been reading? The man is trying to perfect his autism

>>42050309

Looks like the beginning of a gay orgy, yeah put it in.

>>42050309
In the back like a beta. Get a group pic with you in the centre

>>42050309
where is this 'juicy arm' you're talking about? did one of you chunky fucks eat it or something?

>>42050309
>blurry picture where you're barely visible in the background.
Yeah that's the one.

>>42050297
I'm 30 and I've gotten with 22 year olds on tinder.

It's the perfect age, you can go anywhere from low 20s up to mid 30s without it being weird.

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>>42050256

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Ayyyy

>>42050605
expand dong

>>42050605
I was hoping for keks.
You have failed me.

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>>42050256
How did you manage to succeed while being such a cringey beta? what the fuck?
jesus, man... get your shit together. that's some seriously cringey shit.

>>42050205
>>42050216
>>42050227
>>42050241
>>42050256
Fucking retards this is old as fuck.
This is where the pictures are from. https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165905221

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>>42050256
>>42050852

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>>42049589

> battle them

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>>42050256
>thank you very much
she still wants to smash but holy shit

>>42049989
nailed it.
>>42050049
Have you been on tinder in the last 6 months you fucking autist? I went from getting 3-6 matches a day last year-year and a half to like 3 a week now and these hoes egos are so blown up from all the matches/messages they get its really not worth having to entertain them like a fucking clown and say the perfect shit to get laid with 5-6/10's.

>>42049589
Why are girls so shit at converstaion?

>Mmmm hmmm
>Yessss

It's like the attention they're showered with has turned them all autistic.

>>42049687
>Reddit's traffic is roughly 12 times 4chan
>The last time 4chan memed, they got a twitter shitposter elected as the most powerful man in the world

I really, really want to see a reddit sized 4chan meme. It would probably be the last thing we all see, though.

Maybe you'll actually make some gains after eating them

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>>42049581
>>42049589
>what are your nuggs of choice
>somehow this leads to a date

>>42051374
the same reason there are no really funny attractive people

it's not a skill they need to get attention and love

>>42050852
fucking newfags actually taking the b9-1

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>>42049581
>blue hair

call it off and block her.

>>42049772

>caffeine consumption
>clean

>>42049581
>>42049589
>Dog filter
She wants to fugg bro

>>42051044
she wants to deflower you anon, dont let her

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I've escalated this to Facebook messenger and now I don't know what to say.
>mention my 5'9 height
>"omg I'm 5'7"
>say "I'm 9 inches from ground"
>she says "lol what?"
>"an exaggeration of my endowment"
>she says "hahahaha oh and big words I'm so flattered *wink face*
>I say "it came from my heart *sunglass face*
>she says "hahahaha oh my god I'm enthralled"
>I haven't responded in 24 hours

What do I say

>2017
>tinder
>not elite singles
>being more attracted to idiot 18 year olds than 45 year old dimepieces

>>42049819
The niggest nigger fast nigger sandnigger

>>42052856
I would show the message if it didn't show her full name on Facebook messenger. Should I text her next on bumble? What do I say next?

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>>42052856

>hahahaha

>its another "every guy on 4chan fucks tons of girls on tinder even though everyone knows most girls use it for attention and only the chaddest guys get any from the literal whores on that app" thread

>>42052890
I always figured I was too young for elite singles lmao
Im fucking 23 and I have no money

>>42049581
I've got my first Bumble date Saturday. Got a time and place all lined up, and said girl even mires me openly (and on text) in the gym. You all can make it too, lads.

>>42050104
Literal curlbro

>>42050104
DYEL?

>>42050181
>asking a guy who puts his height in his bio to drop the selfies and shirtless pics

kek

>>42050007
kek do you try impressing bitches with your oldfag status

>>42052856
Ask her on a date for either Friday or Saturday. Just mention one day so it doesn't look like you're a loser with no plans already.

> "Hey let's do X tomorrow"

>>42052780
I bet You're a vegan too

>>42050309
Put this as first pic so they know you're popular

>>42050104
DYEL as fuck

>tfw gril suddenly started ignoring me
>we were doing so good on tinder
kill me

>have no pics with friends
>only selfies
>none on nice places
what do?

>implying this chick isnt just using you for free nuggets

breh, your getting played not laid.

>>42050104
get rid of pictures 2 3 and 6. repeat selfies are useless. at least pretend to have another hobby or appear to be doing something interesting.

>>42054191
>Go to local interesting place.
>Ask a random to take your photo.
>Repeat somewhere else.

>>42049581
>>42049589
>using this banter
horrible

>>42054172
tell me about it senpai

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should i just kms?

>>42051485
>le 4channe got le trumpe elegted
>xDDdDd

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So should I actually practice on the 6/10s before I try to go for girls that are actually in my league or is that just a meme

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>>42054301
Oh man. He got hit with the oldest line in the book. The classic "teaching karate" excuse. That's right next to "going skydiving off the eiffel tower."

>>42054301
No, just try really hard to get over your autismo.

You came on too strong and way to creepy, you sounds desperate bro, dont do that. She aint interested, cut her loose.

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>>42054172
This, every single time. We're bantering, having a good time, she's laughing, then suddenly all quiet on the pussy front.

>>42054354
>she matched with a hotter guy and the conversation doesnt matter

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>>42054353
I can kind of get behind this logic, but I dont sense an autism overflow. Literally just looking for a hookup while travelling figured I could swing it, but guess not.

>>42054382
does that mean we havnt made it?

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I changed my bio

>>42054353
permavirgin here

how is what he did "coming on strong and creepy"? she says that cuddles are the best, so the guy says they should do it, could set up a date to do later which could lead into cuddling, etc

i swear to christ, the amount of bullshit you have to do when dealing with girls is ridiiculous. everything is either too much, or too little, being a beta then going too hard, being desperate or not being direct enough. yet everyone gets girls and everything is so easy to everyone else.

>>42054409
i think "i want to kms" is better personally

>>42054301
Keep it short

>>42050256
HAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS SHIT

>>42050236
newfag

>>42049666
DEVILISH

>>42054301
>>42054404
>>42054409
What are you doing, you nob?
Do you want to get laid?
If so, stop acting like a creepy, desperate autismo.
Even if it is the truth.

>>42054587
what should he do differently to not be "creepy desperate and autistic"

WHAT THE FUCK IS CONSIDERED NOT CREEPY AND DESPERATE

YOU GUYS SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU TALK TO A GIRL IT'S CREEPY AND DESPERATE

WHAT THE FUCK

>>42049581
Do it that shit sounds like fun. Go have fun dude.

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>>42054587
must save face
>>42054409
is not me (jessica kms guy)

>>42054623
This is 4chan. You're asking a bunch of creeps what is not creepy. Please don't t believe the shit you read on here unless you want to find yourself with the most unfulfilling of everything life has to offer.

This place will deliberately set you up to fail just for laughs.

Girls will react positively to you if they're attracted to you for some reason. If they're into you they'll give you a fair bit of leniency so if you come on too strong or weak they'll tolerate it until they've gotten whatever they're after.

After which point they'll decide if they want to stick around or not.

So a bunch of anonymous virgins critiquing imaginary tinder convos is just that. None of them can do anything except applying their own spin to things.

>>42054661
>MAGA hat

LMAO DUDE

NEVER GETTING LAID IN A HUNDRED YEARS

>>42054623
>Hey, how're you?
>So, what do you do?
>Oh yeah, I do X and sometimes B.
>Oh yeah, that's cool, I do C too and think D about C.
>So, I don't suppose you'd like to go and see X film with me?
>Oh, yeah, you wanted to see that anyway? That's great. :)
>I suppose we could go for dinner afterward? What sort of food do you like?
etc etc etc
You get yourself a date and talk to her, like a normal human on the first date and collect a decent enough amount of information for date 2.

>>42054623
>>42054661
>>42054689
Oh and don't talk during the film.
Talk after the film, whilst eating.
Don't talk with a full mouth and use the film as an icebreaker, should you need one.
And don't try and bang on her on the first date, maybe plan your 3rd date as a 'Netflix and chill'.
Then you bang her.
Try to meet at her place, so when you dumped her after the sex, she can't track you down and try to acid your pretty boy face off.

>>42054682
I dont know about that my guy, have gotten more matches in a week with that than I did in a month without it, I'm apparently just an attractive autist in any case so its not like it actually matters

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>>42049604
>OP's face when he's fucking this chick's brains out while scarfing down some chicken nuggets while you player hate on a chinese meth lab

>>42054324
hit on all of them

>>42050006
fucking this!

You have the fucking date.
Make her laugh and dont wait to much to escalate!

>>42050605
>tom selleck image
good find lad

>>42054416
He used the word cuddling too many times, and by too many, i mean at all...

hes basically friendzoning himself right off the bat.

also, that passive aggressive follow up message after the no response.

Its a game man, its all a fucking game.

>>42054623
its about word choice and language, its a subtle thing but its important, chicks pick up on that shit big time, they have creepy beta radar and as soon as it goes off its garun-fuckin teed that nothings gonna happen.

>>42050277
fucking wink smily...
why the fuck have you done that you insecure fag.

>>42054301
>should i just kms

100% m8

>>42054832
>and by too many, i mean at all...
Tell me more on this one anon, I told her I was in town for a memorial service. specifically
>its alright. I could do with some cuddles tho
I mean I KNOW my game needs work, but is it seriously because I went with "cuddles" rather then sex or some other shit? what the fugg
>passive agressive response
yeeeeaaaah, i kind of wish I never sent it. I was being serious however, not trying for the passive agressive.

>>42054912 see:
>>42054689
and
>>42054710
I outlined the rules of engagement for you, soldier!

>>42054932
Appreciate it anon, but even though it might not seem like it I do know how to get dates and act accordingly. I have 0 experience in 1 night stands however, which was my goal.

>>42054912
Just steer away from shit thats "cutesy" its fine if she says "cuddles are good" or if she says "i need some cuddles" but you shouldnt, theres ways for you to hint that some company would be nice without saying cuddles...fuck...now youve got me saying it.

Something like "this service has got me feeling a bit down, i just need to hang out and have some fun with someone"

Its got a really different effect.

yeah man, you'll learn. I used to be a fucking singularity of cringe...you learn what works and dosnt work by trying it out and adjusting. You can be as sincere as fuck, but again, its a subtle language thing.

>>42054971
Apparently cold approaching works, but you may need more than one target and you'll need to do this while on the pull at a club.

>>42054973
You want some cuddles, anon-san?
Am I kawaii for you? ^_^

>>42054973
>"this service has got me feeling a bit down, i just need to hang out and have some fun with someone"

THAT FUCKING DESPERATION FOR HUMAN INTERACTION

>>42054623
>Sorry I'm busy
>>Are you SUUUURRREEEEE you don't have time for me?
Gee I wonder why she'd feel uncomfortable

>>42055031
Well shit, not a bad point..

>>42054973
Thanks, I'll keep this in mind and just keep moving along.

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>>42049581
>>42049589
>ywn woo a woman over tendies

>>42049589
I have had people ask me for a "snap" on tinder and I have no idea what it is. Plz help

>>42055177
they want dick pics

>>42050234
Is this real?

>>42055193
Well I asked the one chick a snap was and she just called me old and stopped talking to me

>>42055177
Snapchat breh, apps n shit.

>>42054997
eh, maybe...similar shit has worked in the past, its emotional but not overly so and its an invite to do something without straight up saying "lets hang out".

>>42050605
Any girl who posts Magnum P.I. is a keeper.
Play your cards right, anon.

>>42055380
I'm 32, am I just too old for this tinder shit? I get matched up with chicks who are not even old enough to drink and it makes me feel like a pedo

>>42055536
If you are looking for romance, go somewhere else. If you want to bang girls not old enough to drink, have at it.

>>42055549
What do I use if i'm looking for romance?

>>42055559
A dating website? I know a few people who have used them to moderate success. But the idea of actually meeting someone online freaks the shit out of me.

>>42055569
Which ones are good though? Meaningless sex does nothing for me anymore. I need emotional needs fulfilled but I honestly don't know how to have a healthy non sex based relationship.

I met one chick off Tinder and we seemed to have a lot in common after talking for a bit we met up for dinner and we really hit it off, I thought I might find someone but at the end of the night she got pissed when I declined going to her place for coffee, she kept calling me a faggot. It's not that I didn't want to fuck her I just knew if I fucked her thier and then that our entire relationship would be based around fucking

>>42055569
I feel you man, dating would be so much easier online, but I can't get myself to register.

>>42049581
>see shit like this
>niggers on /fit/ think that the reason they dont have a gf is because theyre not muscular

Fuck sake guys.

>>42049581

>buy them all before hand,

make sure they are quorn meat free,

they basically all protein

just say you wanted to suprise her and then just eat protein nugs

>>42055595
>she got pissed when I declined going to her place for coffee, she kept calling me a faggot.

fuckin women man...i swear to god.

>>42054682
>putting libshit whore pussies on a pedestal
Kys urself, my guy

>>42049653
>>42049737
Ahaha this, such a sperg plan

>>42050104
why are you always posting your profile here

>>42050309
u look sloshed m8, and backbeta as fooc

>>42050315
normies use this hit all the fucking time. even fully grown ones it makes me cry inside

>>42051044
My heart

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>>42049581
>inviting a girl for a date where you eat chicken tendies

Yep, this is 4chan alright

>>42051374
they have learned that they need to put no effort in to be showered with with attention and chadnads

>>42051485
>/pol/ unironically believe that they got trump elected
theres a reason that i left that retarded place

>>42052890
dunno m8 joining elite singles just seems pretty stuck up to me senpai

>>42053425
>popular
>guy right at the back
ok anon

>>42054172
FUcking this. I'd been talking to a cute Italian girl for a few days and she deletes the app out of nowhere. We even planned a date we she got back from vacation.

>>42054301
Stop acting desperate

>>42051374
>>42051512
>>42054275
>>42055157
these girls were down to fuck the second they matched. That's all tinder is for. You don't need clever conversation or anything to set up dates or get numbers, just words that lead up to asking for them. Anything will work.

>>42051600
There are no really funny attractive people

>dat projection

>>42050104
>You're still here
Vaguely happy about this

>>42050104
pls stop posting on 4chan and improve your life. stop making videos for 4chan too.

>>42054661
True detective fan?

>>42054339
WHO IS THIS????
>tfw no condescending slav gf

>>42058399
Checked, I am. Its a lovely song.

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>>42054661
>shooting with irons

>>42054661
>MAGA hat in your profile pics
dude you're just as cancerous as the girls who say "swipe in the opposite direction of your political views"

>>42049581
this was a pretty good tinder convo. gj fag

>>42050006
i laughed so hard people in the other room of my work heard it

>>42049666
This is only correct way

>>42050104
START LIFTING FAGGOT

>>42051044
YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
3 SCOOPS A DAY TO GET YOUR DICK ON CREATINE COME ON EAT BIG TO GO BIG COME ON

>>42050068
>>42049737

this, thats exactly how this shit works

>>42052856
confess that you're gay bc no straight guy texts like that you fag.

>>42054409
lmao 10$ says u'll still get matched bc of masterrace height

>>42052856
she's not interested, ghost her

>>42054354
>all quiet on the pussy front
god damn anon, this is the first time I spit my oats all over my computer
a-am I a t-true /fit/izen now?

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>>42051044
how can someone not close with this girl.

>match with Korean qt
>"Only looking for friends" oldest one in the book
>be autistic and not sure how to open

So boys, dubs decide. Make me proud.

>>42060115
hey bby wnt sum fuk?

>>42060124
>Do you want mirrion dorrar? Too bad, here's dick. Fuck you!

>>42060115
"I've got a friend for you in my pants"

>>42060115
I'm looking for some friends too, wanna hang out in your bed?

>>42060115
Are you an archeologist?

>>42060115

your hair is so pretty! What's your haircare routine? :)

>>42051044
she seems like a sweetheart

you're fucking gay though

>>42051044
you can see the number through the red anon

3108053723

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>>42049666

How to improve any Tinder profile: Take a picture with a dog.

Bitches love that shit.

>>42050006
Women freely admit using tinder for free food..have you been on there? Unless they are into fitness, sports, or hard labor, they will all be fat in 5 years..7 if they're lucky. Why is it impossible to believe these gluttonous whores would be down for an eating contest?

>>42054623
Stop this at once or you end up trying to fuck your mom

>>42060180
Text her and link her to this thread

>>42050234
that pic, kek

>>42049581
I actually turned an eating battle into a 6 month fuckbuddy.

There was a gathering at my apartment and this girl brought her friend (7/10 spanish/italian qt, probably 5'4" 115 lbs). I was talking about how i basically only eat pizza (i was a skelly) and the friend goes "i bet i could eat more pizza than you." I disputed this and we set a date for the eat-off (my place, evening).

She shows up and i had ordered a shitload of pizza. We followed through with it and even though i literally ate like 20 slices of pizza she ended up beating me. We decided we were super full and had to sit down and watch a movie and digest. While we sat there we eventually got closer and closer to each other, then started making out, then she eventually sucked my dick.

She turned out to be a complete nymphomaniac. For six months or so we were up all night fucking like rabbits until the sun came up. I got no sleep and would walk around in a cum-drained daze. Unfortunately she went psychotic eventually and it had to end. I've never had better sex.

My point is, OP, eat the chicken nuggets.

>>42052822
>>42056503
>>42058964
>>42059258
>>42060166
>>42060180

Are you guys retarded or something? This is an old fake convo with a fake Chad profile.

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Ok boys. How about this for a group photo
I mean I look like I'm the lead alpha male and I'm wide af. The hotter skank latches on to me. Is this the one?

>>42060438
get some more focused photos faggot

Y did god make me a chad? I'm too autistic to handle these responsibilities

>>42060438
Please fucking stop. This isn't your goddamn blog.

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>>42060507
WHO DA FUUK
IS DAT GUY??

>>42060438
you and your crew look like a bunch of fucking dweebs

>>42054301
Should have challenged her for her dojo.

>>42060438
I have seen this picture before

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This shit is easymode...
Protip: Make sure you turn caps/spellcheck off so you don't seem like a tryhard.

>>42054689
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

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>>42050104
How do I become chad thundercock?

Just fucking lol at the virgin advice in this thread. it doesn't mater what you write in a tinder convo, what matters is whether you have FACE, HEIGHTand FRAME.

>A MODEL TIERFACE
>A DECENT HEIGHT
>A SOLID BONE STRUCTURE

NOTHING else matters. You can't convince a girl on tinder to fuck you, that choice is made the SECOND she checks your profile.

>>42049604
>>42049604

am female. can confirm that was really cringe and awkward to read. did not activate my almonds whatsoever

>>42061311
S E A T T L E
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>>42049581
You don't have to actually order 100 nuggets. Are you autistic?

>>42061311
Yeah but you're smart enough to solve a captcha and use the quick reply function. That puts you in the top 5% of women.

>>42060115

Matthew 5:
27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
31 It hath been said, Whosoever shall put away his wife, let him give her a writing of divorcement:
32 But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

>>42060438
Are you seriously that fucking damaged that you have to constantly post your stupid face all over 4chan? How on earth are you this starved for validation?

>>42062384
>put away his wife

What did they mean by this?

>>42049989
Bumble is dogshit. It has the same problems except that they dont get rid of inactive profiles, so half the girls arent even around

>>42062462
You wanna fight m8?

>>42049581
Hey retard, she's agreed to go on a date with you, not actually eat 100 chicken nuggets.
Call her number and set up a date, and don't mention the chicken nuggets ever again.