>start my daily jog as usual after the sun sets >while

God gave you a finger to use in times like these, longer than the rest

>>42045275
Heh I stopped jogging outside when someone screamed "RETARD" and threw a can at me.

You can either call him a scurrilous reprobate or you can call his mom a whore and him a faggot.

The choice is yours.

Race him, and then smoke his punk ass.

Or if he beats you, train to humiliate him in a rematch.

These are your only options anon.

>>42045347
What was in the can?

Punch the little kid for max conditioning gains

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If he knows you noticed he wins. He knows you noticed, therefore he won. What's it like being some kids sissy bitch?

>look around to see if you can see his parents
>if you see them, smile and wave, point to the kid and do the "talks a lot" gesture
>if you don't see them stop abruptly and trip him

if kids never learn actions have consequences they'll be brats for the rest of their lives until they get their ass beat in a bar fight.

>>42045275
I would of chased after him yelling for a little bit to scare him desu.

>getting punked by 7 year old
Two options. Either run up on him and scare the shit out of him(don't actually touch him). Or start shit talking back

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>>42045275
>being so short an actual child mistakes you for another kid

I live in a rouch part of town so I open carry when I run. No one yells at me

>>42045599
this some grade school level shit

>>42045514
It was emptythank God so I didn't want to look back. It felt like a beer/soda can. Also one other time some guys where across the street challenging me to a fight. Those are the two big happenings that made me go "eh fuck this I'm just gonna use the shitty gym"

>>42045616
They only way to beat them is stoop to their level.