>hanging out with girl on first date in years >she touches

Good shit mate. May you be blessed with more qts and sick natty gains forever

and this was the last we heard of OP for he left an anime website to pursue greater goals in life

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>>42041537
>Go from 120 to 165 in 5 months
>People at work groping my pecs
>Flirting with qt3.1415 easy as fuck
>Everyone keeps saying how buff I look
>Tfw I haven't even begun to enter sick cunt mode
>Tfw /fit/ helped me become borderline Chad
>Spending less and less time in 4chins in general

Dog bless you /fit/

>>42041614
> Not rounding pi to 3.14159

>>42041568
f-fucking n-n-normie

>>42041537
>We're all gonna make
Last date I was on was 11 years ago. Last woman that kissed me was 15 years ago. I am not going to make it.

At least my fireballs keep me warm at night.

>>42041568

lmao

>>42041537
>hanging out with girl on first date in years
>she touches my chest
>"wow you really have been working out, i can tell"
>mfw
>run post on 4chan about it
>qt asks what I'm doing
>"oh I'm just posting on 4chan about how we're all gunna make it"
>"isn't 4chan that antisemitic website that made trump win?"
>muster out a "n-no that's just a small part of it"
Girl calls OP a nazi, leaves, and OP proceeds to kill himself

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>>42041784
>Girls knowing about 4chan
>Normie girls knowing about 4chan
>Qt normie girls knowing about 4chan
>Anyone who only vaguely knows about 4chan knowing about /pol/

>>42041852
> 30 million unique page hits per month
> thinks he's part of some special secret club known as 4chins

>>42041919
30 million out of , what, 7 billion people on the planet?

>solid

>>42041784

jokes on you
>she likes trump lmao

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>>42041614
Gains are so easy to come by for manlets, I'm 185 and still fucking skinny

>>42041537
Didn't make it because she went for your chest instead of cock.

>>42042153
about 5 billion of those people are savage third worlders

>>42041537
>Go out with co-worker 2 weeks ago Saturday
>Have crush on her but too scared because spaghetti every single time for 22 years
>Good time spent asking each other personal questions back and forth
>She asks if I have a crush
>Say yes but don't tell
>Ask the same of her
>She says yes but doesn't tell
>Ask for advice on /fit/ to figure out what to do
>Anon says go for it
>This past Sunday we're working and she says, "I wanna go out drinking tonight. If only I had someone to go out with"
>YOLO and make plans
>Go to here friend's place and then back to her's
>Make out and cuddle
>Proceed to do the same thing the next night
>Tells me she had a crush on me from the beginning, mentions I'm cute, notices gainz, constantly saying, "You like me" with a smile on her face
>Planning on going on an official date to the zoo either this coming Saturday or next week's
>No bad signs anywhere. No cause for alarm.
>Don't see any reason she will flake like all other past attempts

If the anon who told me to go for it recognizes this story , thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you

>>42042514
its a gift and a curse man. desu i'd rather gain 5 inches and lose 10 lbs (making me skelly as fuck) then be my current weight

>>42041852
>be at a bar sitting next to an innocent qt dressed like a librarian
>one of her friends starts talking about reddit roast me pictures
>innocent girl leans over to me and whispers "..i bet they wouldn't post that shit on 4chan"
>just kind of looked at her surprised and said oh heh heh yeah the 4 chan I've heard of that heh heh
>sat there wondering if she realized why I have such dead eyes

They're among us

>>42042737
Do not speak to normies
Do not socialize with normies
Do not procreate with normies
Do not do anything with normies

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>>42042514
>Be me
>5'11"

At least I'm king of the manlets. Even if I'm a manlet.

r-r-right, /fit/?

>>42042687
Ask her how many dicks shes sucked.

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>>42042687
wow, that's awesome anon

I'm going to be meeting up with my coworker oneitis this Saturday night.

Wish me luck.

>>42042795
you are the highest tier manlet. Nothing to be ashamed of.

>>42042737
dead eyes?

>>42042816
She said she was a virgin and I've seen her high school pics. Definitely a case of the ugly duckling so I believe it. NTM how honest she's been

>>42042866
Best of luck to you, Satan. Tell us how it goes regardless if it's good or bad

>>42042514

>tall
>complaining about it

fuck you, no matter how much extra work it is for you lanky fucks, you've still undeniably got it better than us. Don't take the piss by moaning about it you cunt.

>t. 5'8

>>42042899
>>42042687

if she is an ugly duckling, then you have hit the jackpot.

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>>42041537
>touching on the first date

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>>42042877
dead eyes, dead eyes, are you just like me?

>Go on tinder date with 8/10.
>She is kinda crazy but hot, meet in some random parking lot shopping center
>first thing she says is wow are you in the military
>5 minutes in she is touching my chest and arms
>start talking about the gym, she starting showing off body in middle of a parking lot
>say ohh I dont wear panties see
>talk for under a minute and she just grabs my cock
>fuck her in the back of her car and nut in her(hopefully juice is making me infertile bois)
>bring her back to my house and bang her for 2 hours straight more once I can get my hand on my diamond dick stack
>tell her she is a whore and to leave
>she giggles and says thanks
>thanks fit went from full autismo to full asshole autismo.

>>42041614
Nearing Chad

>Brad

>>42041784
bad attempt.

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>>42042990

> hanging out with girl on first date in years
> she touches my chest
> exclaims "pecs"
> touches my abs after dinner
> solid
> mfw

>>42043040
Holy shit. Same thing happend to me. Only it was my cousin (15)

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>>42042877

>>42042687
I dated a girl like this, went great for 2 years, ended badly but those two years i got my fill of teenage love again. best on you dude :)

>>42043090

not OP, but that's exactly what I'm after too

>>42041537
hop on test bro, harder erections and longer sessions

>>42043104
girls are great, but they have their flaws, its hard, like really hard to not get caught up in one. but dont lose sight of your other goals.

>tfw 22 and 2nd year of uni when i could be in my late 3rd or early 4th

>>42042687
what? zoo? go to a fucking trendy expensive bar, chill there and go to your or her place and fuck like animals

>>42043132

The zoo sounds like a great first date to me. This girl sounds like a keeper, not sum thot to fuck and dispose of as soon as possible.

>>42042951
way to go dude :')

>>42043132
Don't know if you've ever been there before, but it's the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, NE. I feel that any other anons who have been there can vogue for me when I say it's a good zoo and worth going back to.

Also, >>42043187. The second night we were making out shill allowed me to grab her ass and rub my hand on her boobs. Wouldn't let me grab the boobs, just touch. Though when she left she nearly tackled me to the bed and we made out 1 last time.

I know it's not much and shows my wizard stats, but it's enough to make me hard while typing. Like I said, she's been more honest with me than any other girl I've met to where I feel I can trust that she will let me know when she wants it.

>>42043445
>she allowed me*

>>42042737
You did well anon. Never reveal your power-level, it's always a trap

>>42042514
>tfw 150 lbs at 6'2
end me

>>42043445
Very happy for you Anon. We're all gonna make it.