>be fit >have money >have gf/wife Pick two because

>>42040549
How can you say that for sure when you clearly don't have any of them?

I'm fine with just the last two kek

What happens if a rich married man hits the gym?

>It's impossible to mix a few hours of weekly training and a diet that isn't fast food into an otherwise-fulfilling lifestyle

This is fat-logic.

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>>42041549
>rich married man hits the gym

And the answer is: He gets a divorce.

>>42041549

>Your secretary informs me that she saw a gym bag in your car this morning...is this true, anon?
>I see...then as Head of the Board, I have no choice. Your contract is hereby terminated, effective immediately. Security will accompany you to the parking lot.

>>42041577
Nigga we don't have time especially with kids

T. Husband and father of two who works 45 hours and goes to uni part time and misses being fit

>>42040549
fit / gf
Money pales in comparison to LOVE

>>42041679
Bring your kids to the gym.

>>42041679
SS is the working mans workout. It can take 30 minutes if you just do the 3 main lifts for the day. You won't look good but you will stay strong

>>42040549
get a coding job, it's well paid, flexible hours for gym time and possible nice gf

>>42040549

can't wait for the day japan gets BLACKED heh heh heh....

>>42041778
Fuck off Sven

>>42041742
No it fucking can't you mongrel.
~15 sets, say you need 3 minutes rest between sets, that works out to 45 minutes.
Now consider that anyone who's not a complete noob AND ACTUALLY DOING SS will actually take 5-8 minutes between sets, and we're at 1.25-2 hours.
Also, nobody who has a clue what SS really is would call it a "workout". I seriously doubt you've read the book.

tldr: kys

>>42041813
>doesn't realize you can slow progress down to decrease rest time between sets
>doesn't realize the book only teaches you on how to lift, not an actual book on programming

dont be a dumbass. I used to do it with extremely slow progression. You can do this or just not work out at all and use excuses

>>42041715
>>42041742

Here son spot me you four month old little Arnold you

Ye man I maintain my diet and stuff (meal prep is mad efficient) and I keep a maitenance. I am off school the entirety of august and I'm gonna fast for 36 hours then do a good monthlong shred.

I'm in shape but not big, oh well. SS isn't a bad idea

>>42041849
YNDTP

>>42041696
>Still falling for the love meme

>>42041872
Edit: I did SS for a hot minute when I started and for sure did get strength gains, and they left as soon as I did them. Like the anon above said though, it never ever took a half hour, especially when I was pushing my limits every week, it did take time between sets. The full five minutes.

Still refuse crossfit

>>42040549
fit/money and it's not even close

wife/gf is a consequence of having money.

so /fit/ + money. You do need to spend some time with the kids tho. to be a good parent.

>>42041696
Have fun being poor and deluded into thinking you are anything but expendable

>>42041890
>id rather not workout than to slow the progress down

yeah okay, i guess its better to not workout versus not overload by 5-10lbs per workout. I see your logic now

>>42041973
I never said you either do SS or you don't do anything.
Again, kys.

>>42041778
it's already come
https://www.javbus.com/en/genre/z

>>42041778
They have been fucking dogs and eels for decades
Why you think they would avoid monkey porn now?

>>42041872
most gyms have a day care that'll watch your kids for like 2 hours. My mom used to drop me off and I'd play pokemon with the other kids.

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>>42040549
i am saying this in the most unironic way i possibly can
delete this right now

>>42042195
nice backpedal or bait.

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>be fit
>have money
>buy gf

1 and 3 is the correct answer. Spending money on shit I don't need is normally a result of me distracting myself from not having a gf/wife. To be healthy and be in a relationship with someone who appreciates you are what I prioritize over money.