>get to gym
>shut for the day because the plates need to be recharged
>>42038157
>gym is closed for the day because the manlets escaped from the pit and Manlet Control had to be called
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>42038157
Plate dispenser roke and lockerroom goat got into the manlet pit.
Real bad day.
>get to gym
>plates still too hot from the washing machine
>go to gym with gym falcon
>he screeches majestically as I squat
>unfortunately the manlets trigger his prey response as he believes they are some sort of voles
>swooping around the gym screeching and hunting manlets
>qt cardio bunny screams for the gym manager
>BANG
>the flashbang leaves me dazed as the gym SWAT team storms the weight room
>my falcon is tazed and beaten with clubs
>I want to help him but I have 3 reps left in this set
>Gym SWAT arrests me
>get sentenced to 3x5 years in the whey mines
And that's why you keep your falcon hooded in the gym
>gym is closing in 30 minutes
>gym tarantula is hogging the curl cage
>Gym wizard left the lockerroom goat alone with sand niggers
>Today was a bad day
>work front desk at a gym
>have never gotten a tip
I'm so tired of the tipping laws in my state. They made it so that we can't revoke memberships of non-tippers. It's bullshit.
>>42038157
>get to gym
>someone unplugged all the dumbbells
>go to gym
>no one washed the communal squat plugs
>leg day
>gym lesbians are scissoring in the squat rack again
>go to gym
>gym hobo shat all over the benches again
>go to gym
>ashtray in the powerrack is full
>have to throw my cigarettes into manletpit
>manlets start revolting
>they beat everything in reach
>my ankles still hurt
today was a bad day
>>42038157
>get to gym
>g-string holder is full
>can't even go commando
>fingerboxes all in use
>shrug it off and go to start first set
>manlets wet the squat bench
>lanklets shit the pullup rack
>gym chimps aren't cleaning it up
>gym clown sprays you with seltzer half way through my squat
>shout at him to fuck off
>see him crying in the parking lot as I leave
>get to gym
>the smith machine overheated so I had to settle for the pleb weights
> finally go to an actual gym but I'm wearing peg legs since I'm 5'5"
>peg fell out during weighted dips
>gym commissar: what is that?
>"haha just dropped my squat plug"
> he doesn't leave
> put my peg leg into my ass and riptoe over to the squat rack
I am not going back there again, I've spent too much time in the manlet pit as is.
>>42038470
>tipping the asshole that sits around all day doing nothing
>forget my squat plug
>have to use one of the gym' s UGH
>it's meticulously clean
>paying for the high end gym is worth it
>get to the gym
>old man in the locker room says I fail penis inspection and have to leave for the day
>lift bar
>remains on floor
>wtf all my strength is gone
>see slot on weights
>"insert coin to lift"
>gave all my change to the tip jar at McDonalds
FUCK
>>42038400
>3x5 years in the whey mines
>get to gym
>go to stash bag in a locker
>locker room lizard stands n00d with one leg on a bench, balls flapping, while making direct eye contact
>says he has a tip for me
>"Thanks, y-you too."
>>42039836
Hate when this one happens
>try to load the weights
>TFW NOT WORKING
>call tech support
>they put me on hold for 2 hours
>tell me I need to update my firmware
>my gym appointment ends and I get escorted out
>>42038400
>3x5 years in the whey mines
lost it