I'm losing my virginity to this MILF I'm going to fuck

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>>42034254
>this MILF I'm going to fuck in 2 months.
>going to fuck in 2 months.
>in 2 months.

>>42034282
She lives in Canada and I'm waiting on my passport.

>>42034254
who plans sex 2 months in advance?

>>42034286
say goodbye to your kidneys

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>>42034254
Your mom will be happy regardless after being away from you for so long

op this is a man who is going to kidnap and kill you

>>42034314
>that fucking image

Forgot about that kek

But she's not even a mom, just a sexy lady in her 40's

>>42034335
Nah, I have her facebook and her linkedin and everything

Ayo fit help me out here

>>42034375

what is faking accounts / hiring a whore to kidnap boys

>>42034520
Nigga I messaged her first

>>42034616
What is luring in and waiting for the prey

I once got two guys to meet up using a fake occupid girl profile

>>42034624
Good thing I didn't message her over a dating site

>>42034626
good thing the concept only applies to dating sites, right?

>>42034254
Get some dnp and cut to 12% bf

>>42034254

I'm curious as to how exactly you lined up a booty call two entire fucking months in advance?

>>42034616
>I messaged the fake account first, so it can't be fake
Hope you got an address on file for your Darwin Award

>>42034636
I just told her I want to fly out and have sex in a few months

Wasn't hard

>>42034296
this

>>42034254
In two months....... a lot could change between now and then bud.

>>42034631
More advice like this pls

I want to stay natty though

>>42035075

Just keep lifting and cut hard. You can probably lose around 10-15 lbs of fat and drop 3-4% bodyfat. You'll look a lot better.

>>42035456
Alright, thanks man.

Any cutting tips?