>jogging down the sidewalk >truck flies by >"LOSE

Probably stopped you from 'rewarding yourself' afterwards with McDonalds.

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>>420317
LOSE SOME WEIGHT FATTY!

>>42031779
kek
reminds me of when i was walking home from (high)school and a plumbing truck sped by with a guy yelling "GO TO SCHOOL"
fucking tradie wagies,when will THEY learn?

One time I was jogging shirtless and someone shouted at me to "get a car."

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hes right you know

>>42031803
lol did that actually happen?

What a dick

>>42031787
jokes on you i continued jogging right on into burger king bitch.

>>42031850
yea
ironically he was in the right
now i'm going for my master's in applied science and i have that fat wagie to thank

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>>42031779
>run Forrest, run!

>>42031891
Cool but what's your job?

>>42031803
They were warning you not to become like them

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>Jogging down the sidewalk
>Random taxi stops by
>Driver tells me he's been seeing me run for the past year and a half and to keep it up

>>42031900
aerospace engie @ Boeing

>>42031907
by god, i'm a fucking wagie now too...

>>42031971
Mirin

>>42031779
>Jogging down the sidewalk
>Car full of sorority girls drives by
>Start slowing down and start catcalling me for an entire mile

Every fucking time

>Jog at night
>Girls cat call sometimes
>Always about my butt
>I'm a dude

>Started jogging on the side of the road 2 years back
>was 280 lbs at 45 yrs old
>last year got down to 160 and still looking great
>car slowed down beside me a couple months ago
>this old lady motions me to come to her car
>tells me she always passes me on my jog and that she is very inspired by my progress
>laugh and tell her I feel so much happier since I started
>tells me I'm a nice young man

Have I made it /fit/? I know I'll never have abs at this age but I'm so happy I'm no longer a big boi

>jogging down the sidewalk
>truck flies by
>"LOSE SOME WEIGHT FATTY"
>that was my plan all along >proceed to do so
>feel content that stranger and i were on the same wavelength this day, consider the closeness of community.

>>42032187
nice

>beginner stages of couch-to-5k
>doing 90 sec run, 60 sec walk
>Jogging down nature trail
>Pass another fat dude also jogging
>My God he is my mirror image
>Same beat sneakers, baggy basketball shorts, old singlet
>same ragged expression and shitty running form
>same 'let yourself go enough to look awful but not a total hamplanet yet at least' fat tyre hanging around his waist
>I bet this nigga is doing c25k as well
>His watch beeps and he slows to a power walk
>Oh shit
>We both nod and jog on
>Jog and walk to the end of the trail, turn around, jog and walk back
>Look ahead
>What's this
>The same guy, stretching, panting, puffing, walking in a circle
>Sees me jogging up to him
>Look surprised, points at me
>"Oh shit mate, good work, good work, keep going man!"
>Wat
>Oh fuck, this nigga thinks I jogged ALL the way to the end of the trail and back because I coincidentally passed him jogging both times
>Tell him the same, keep up the effort, all these goals are reachable
>We're all gunna make it bro
>He looks inspired
To this day I hope I helped him

>>42031779
I never could actually hear what they say when I run shirtless. Not fat, btw, just slightly skinnyfat with okay muscle for being DYEL mode.

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>>42032503
Hey anon, I'm a shitty skeptic at heart, and I don't even care if your story is true, you just provided me with the best feel I've had in a long time.

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>>42031919
i want this to happen to me, but all i ever get is

>R u n F o r r e s t R u n

again and again, almost makes me want to not go running at all

>>42032123
virgin didn't realize women like asses.

>>42032141
Nobody responded but just so you know, that story made me happy. There are good people in this world albeit most of them are white.

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>>42032141
keep it up old timer

>>42032141
jafucker?

>>42031779
Maybe you should actually lose some weight then, fatty.

>>42033572
trying so hard not to fall for the b8

>>42032141
>Have I made it /fit/?
youre over 45 posting on 4chan
what do you think

>>42032731
OH shit I used to shout this when the American soldiers jogged by.
I get mostly young kids saying hi jogger from their yard()

>>42031779
>cycling during junior high
>reach a hill, have to get off bike and walk it uphill
>some kid behind a passing fence
>'Hey fatty, did you know you're fat?!''

>>42031971
>hey fatass
>your boobs are like
>BOING BOING BOING

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>jogging
>get attacked by a bird

>>42034951
you're only insulting yourself when you give someone shit for being here

while simultaneously, well, being here

>>42031779
i just cant stop eating and nothing works: the post

>flying
>attack some fat prick

>>42036202
Maybe your smell attracts insects and they attract birds.

>>42032715
>I'm a shitty skeptic at heart
Cool story bro.

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>>42031779
>jogging on beach
>run past family
>dad is a 50+ mustached guy
>gives me a fistbump as I run by

>>42036275
If you get near to their nests they can wig out. They usually escalate, but birds are fucking retards thinking like circling around or making noise (like usual) are obvious fuck off warnings, if you notice them flying really close to you tho and not quite hitting you there's a decent chance that they're about to body slam you, then actually attack you.

>>42032141
Great job, anon. It's never too late.
I'm 32 years old. Down from 15 stone 36 inch waist fat as fatass to 11 stone and 30 inch waist.

For the first time in my life I am confident enough to be outside shirtless. Got my first more yesterday when female neighbour in her 20s called out to me, crossed the road to say hi and then proceeded to giggle and sperg out in an admittedly cute fashion.

We're all gonna make it.... I only wish I started this journey sooner

>>42034285
What part of that is b8?

>>42031779
Reminded me of this incident from my childhood

>be me, 12 years ols
>deep into skateboarding phase
>terrible at skateboarding
>in my driveway trying to ollie
>fall on my ass
>some guy from across the street yells "NICE JOB TONY HAWK!"
>i pick up my skateboard and go inside
>never skateboard again

>>42032731
ive heard that line so many fucking times when ever i run and its usually from fat fucking black women

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>>42031971
>>aerospace engie @ Boeing
Will you work in a place like this?