>be me
>chad body
>women like
>still a fucking loser with no friends
>still a fucking loser with shit social skills
>>42031677
>mfw I don't care about you and your first world problems
>>42031690
try not to step on a landmine on your way to school tomorrow
Surround yourself with nicer people
>>42031677
Stop touching your dick.
>>42031677
Why do you want friends?
whatchu gonna do about it big boi
>>42031677
This might sound retarded but about a week ago I was in almost your exact same position. Not gonna lie I took one of those online tests that would gauge where your stress comes from, and mine was social anxiety/fear. From there I looked up some guides and shit to helping with that and forced myself to go to social events with people. Now it's a week later and I'm about to be on a third date with a girl I've had a thing for two years. For me, I always doubted myself and thought whatever I was saying was stupid, but really once you burst your little fear bubble, it's like you don't even worry about it anymore.
>>42031677
start by making some small talk, and then gradually build up your social skills.
>>42034002
How do I go to social events with no friends when I have 0 friends and how do I interact with people there? Talking to groups is hard as social autist.
>>42031677
Post pic of your body
>>42034038
Find the most beta looking group and start small talk, like asking them where they are from. They will think you're a slayer because of your physique.
>>42034088
>They will think you're a slayer because of your physique.
Hahaha, no.
>>42034225
>Hahaha, no.
Hahaha, yes.
>>42031677
join coed sport league
go to pub after games