>after gym spend like 20 minutes at petsmart because it's

What are you doing with gerbils for 20 minutes every day, weirdo?

>>42018994
he was probably tapping on the glass trying to scare them. he deserves to be banned

>>42018994
Arrange tubes and race them
sometimes take one out and show him around the store, "that's a bird, and that's a lizard, see"
sometimes set up gladiator arenas
they got pissed when they found out

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>tfw banned from petsmart because they know what you're planning to do

Jesus Christ!

>>42019006
>sometimes set up gladiator arenas
kek

>>42019006
Not sure what else you would do with a gerbil. Maybe try to come back next month or something.

>>42019019
its very rarely though, and they caught me red handed. none of them are ever actually hurt

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>>42019006
wew lad. Are you autistic by any chance?

Buy a few and get them on ss gomad

>>42019033
no im not
i just dont have any friends to play with :/

I'm sorry to hear that. What will do now?

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>>42019033
BOG OFF BOG PILL

>>42019046
Idk. I just don't know

>>42019006
This is funny. If you were attractive they'd have laughed and simply asked you to not pit the gerbils in intimate combat.

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>>42019035
>i just dont have any friends to play with
play with?
nigga how old are you?

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>>42019006
>sometimes take one out and show him around the store, "that's a bird, and that's a lizard, see"

very qt anon

>>42019068
they store people hit on my before, but they're furries so I avoid them usually

>>42019073
19

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>>42019095
ok, try to get to the bottom of your problem. Do you have no friends because you dont go out and meet people or because of your personality.
you could also try to meet people at the gym

>>42019119
all my friends are doing lots of drugs, i used to also, but I realized drugs are what made me depressed, so i just dropped contact and now i don't have anybody

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>>42018994
>"Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole"

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>>42019132
well good for you for stopping using drugs. Use it as a fresh start, put yourself out there, start conversations with people in public whenever you can. eventually you will become friends with someone.
remember, we're all gonna make it

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>>42019006
>>42018986

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Okay well this is how they caught me
>set up the arena
>pic related
>the circles in the bottom right represent the gerbils and hamsters
>the star represents the champions corner
>the pathway is the warrior path
>so they all start at the bottom right in the "pit"
>I have them fight (not really)
>they freak out and run around the case
>the first one to give up running is 'defeated"
>sometimes he dies
>the remaining lot of hamsters move on the path way
>I do this until we have a champion

Anyways I forgot to put them back in their respective cases which are labeled and customers were buying the wrong animals. They found out it was me and now im banned.

>>42019006
can you describe the gladiator arena champion? is he a big gerbil?

>>42019200
>>42019199
here. the syrian hamster is usually the winner because he has the most stamina

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>>42019199
>sometimes he dies

obviously you have to find a different gym near another pet store

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Buy all the gerbils and take them to the gym with you?

>No more gladiator course
>Squat bench and deadlift course
>Give them milk instead of water
>Overfeed them
>Swole gerbil friendo's


Make Rippetoe proud op. We're all gonna make it.

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>>42019260
ITS POSSIBLE.

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>>42019260
After doing SS get them on Test and Tren with a bit Clen for fat loss.

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>>42019199
>sometimes he dies
And you wonder why they banned you, anon.