>ask co-worker to get me a drink, Diet Mountain Dew >she

Don't drink soda period you retarded frog

>>42005101
>chug it down
>wait five minutes
>"excuse me, that Dew went straight trough me"
>two fingers down the throat in the mens room

>>42005101
go to bathroom, fill it with water. it's a green bottle so she wont notice anyway

>77g sugar

Thats 308 calories. What's the big deal? Do you have a DYEL metabolism?

>>42005101

>drinking any of that chemical shit

You deserve it.

>>42005169
bruh, i go days without eating 77g of sugar,

77g in 1 beverage, i would fucking rather kill myself

>>42005211
>Muh chemicals

Everything is chemicals. Get over yourself.

>>42005231
this, desu. You would have to be insane in the membrane to drink that much willingly

>>42005264

Then do us all a favour and go chug some bleach.

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>>42005211
>>42005264
this you fucking retard. GOD I hate people like you
>m-muh chemicals!!!
>no I can't say which ones or why they're harmful b-but
>c-chemicals!

If you must drink soda, why Mountain Dew, which tastes even worse than it looks and it looks like radioactive pisswater.

I don't even drink soda but I think people who actively avoid it because of broscience tier reasoning are absolutely brain dead retarded.

That's some anti-vaccine tier hippy shit.

>>42005288

>I lack the common sense to see that drinking a beverage with an ingredient list that has 20 different 10 syllable chemicals on it is probably not the best thing for my health

KYS

>>42005313

Sugar (replaced by High fructose corn syrup (HFCS) in much of the United States)
Concentrated orange juice
Citric acid
Natural flavors
Sodium benzoate (preserves freshness)
Caffeine (54 mg per 12 US fluid ounces (350 ml)
Sodium citrate
Erythorbic acid (preserves freshness)
Gum arabic
Calcium disodium EDTA (label claims "to protect flavor" however its purpose more accurately stated is to prevent benzene formation by chelating the metal ions present in water that can act as catalysts in the reaction between sodium benzoate and erythorbic acid)
Brominated vegetable oil
Yellow 5


>Not drinking soda = Not vaccinating children
What?

>>42005349
are any of those chemicals linked to objective downsides?

>>42005349
Did you also know that drinking too much water can also kill you?

Are you going to stop drinking water now?

Cuck.

>>42005329
>i'm afraid of things i don't understand

>>42005465
No, I think I'll just drink water instead of soda though.

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>>42005101
You should have given her the Dew.

>>42005110
>Soda period

Eh eww

>>42005269
I regularly put 100g refined sugar in a water bottle to take cycling with me

Stop letting sugar cuck you so much

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>>42005264
>>42005288
>>42005313
>>42005448
>>42005467
IKR! A fuckin liberal once told me that mountain dew will rot my mouth but my dentist says everything is great!

>>42005264
>>42005288
What the fuck? So suddenly /fit/ supports drinking pure carbs that have no nutritional value whatsoever and are completely empty calories with no good macros at all, just because "well some of the chemicals in it aren't 100% scientifically proven to be poisonous so therefore it's great for you!!!!!!!!!!!!"

What the fucking shit LMAO (•ิ_•ิ)?

>>42005465
Only if it's pure water

>>42005101

>tfw she actually did your health a favor

Diet soda makes your pancreas worse at handling carbs.

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>>42005101
>diet dew
>contains brominated vegtable oil

>>42005101
Save yourself some time chugging dews and just gargle some battery acid you dumb frogposter

>>42005465
Did you also know that drinking too much soda causes fucking diabetes, you dumb fuck?

"Let's just eat cakes, pies, fried chicken, burgers, candies, soda, and gummy snacks! It's okay because it's technically possible to overdose on healthy things, therefore I can just eat whatever I want without regard for nutrition! Wait wut, why do I have diabetes!! Fake news!" -you

When did fucking /fit/ get this retarded? Read the sticky, noob fuck.

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>>42005696
>fake news
>population you

t. dyel

>>42005696
I think he's trolling and you're just falling for it, my man.

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>>42005101
>female coworker

yes please

>>42005715
Wow man you sure troled me so epicly, what a great use of your time

>>42005742
Did you even read what I wrote?

>at a club last night
>have a table
>mixers brought out were full sugar

Just fuck my shit up

>>42005101
>Mountain Dew
Just drink white Monster like everyone on /fit/, it has zero sugar.

>>42005264
>Everything is chemicals
Let me explain what's in mountain dew
>coloring
>high fructose corn syrup
>sugar
>Citric acid
None of this offers any substantial nutrition, actualmy rottens teeth on contact because it's that acidic and actually raises your blood pressure and chances of diabetes. So yeah that is chemical shit

>>42005448
High fructose corn syrup is linked with raising blood pressure and is a leading cause of diabetes

>>42005561
That's actually healthier for you than soda ironically since its refined sugar and not refined 'sugar substitute' found in corn. Most runners take a drink with some electrolytes in them So they don't drink too much water

>>42005290
I think it tastes delicious and the crazy amount of sugar gives it a pep that makes it worth drinking.

>>42006010
kys soda feg

>>42006010
It sounds like you are just addicted.

I hate that there is only cola zero and pepsi light where I live.

>>42006232
THAT JUST MEANS YOUR GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR HEALTHCARE

>>42006258
Erh I mean among diet soda drinks. There are all kind of sugar drinks

>>42005865
>>42005349
>>42005912
What is on a diet/normal monster can? Is it just as bad as mountain dew?

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>>42005101
>order Diet Pepsi with my salmon veggie bowl
roastie coworker makes a snide comment
>"you know diet soda is worse than regular right?"

>>42006966
I've got some news for you...

>>42005129
Are we grills now?

>>42006462
packed full of citric acid so it dissolves the teeth and if it has sugar the sugar feed bacteria in your mouth which produce more acid to dissolve them even further. also just in general consuming shitty manufactured "foods" is not good because they burn out your taste buds and make actual food less fun to eat. If you eat anything sold in a gas station other than water or nuts you're just shooting yourself in the foot.

>>42005329
Did you know all things have a chemical name which is a billion syllables long? IUPAC?

>>42005290
That's half the fun

>>42005537
kek

>>42006966
>yeah but once in a while it doesnt hurt

>>42007193
i shot your mom in the foot last night if you catch my drift

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>>42005101
Who here /water-tea-coffee/ master race?

>>42005448

>randomly spiking my insulin way above natural levels is fine

>>42005101
who cares about the sugar, it's calories in calories out you stupid yuropoor