I want to be a ninja. How do I become disciplined, mentally clear,

>>41980213
ninja's are fictional, weeb.

Why the hell do you want to be a ninja? Historical ninjas were all farmers and peasants. They had to use stealth because they literally didn't know how to fight.

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>>41980225
This nigga begs to differ.

>>41980213
Kill yourself if you play that trash.

>>41980235
Ninjas knew how to use stealth AND fight. They knew when to pick their timing to get silent kills but when they had to get in thick of it they could kick some ass.

Follow the path of Juji.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0mNtzltUvE

>>41980236
he's not a ninja, he's a marital artist

>>41980247
Holy shit he's badass subscribed

>>41980241
You're wrong, but ok...

>>41980253
Actually he's both!

>>41980265
He was literally not a ninja. By the time he was born, ninjas haven't existed for a long time.

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>>41980274
Can you just tell me how to be a ninja already? Thanks.

>>41980213
Live in the now.

>>41980284
Work out, you are going to want to focus on calisthenics, gymnastic movements, take up a martial art, free running, running and climbing.

Lern how to move stealthily, what everyday shoes you can walk about in and make no noise.

Just research ninjas and find out what they did and then do it.

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>>41980253
>tfw you'll never be a marital artist

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>>41980241
nigga what
the whole reason they snuck around was because they usually weighed <60kg and would get rom stomped if they tried to fuck with anyone that had any knowledge in combat.
most of the time they got their asses handed to them if they were every caught sneaking around, they hardly ever killed, even when they did it they had a low success rate because of how fucking brain dead they were in the arts of killing a nigga.
oh and i forgot to mention that they committed suicide if they were caught usually out of cowardliness so they don't have to go to prison

fucking ninjas suck, be a viking

>>41980213
you cannot, too delusional of reality

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>>41980502
well fuck you and kys

1xDecapitated by brother
1xTransformed into cyborg ninja by crazy doctor

50x50 double jumps daily

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Pirates>ninjas

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>>41981688
>not pirate-ninjas

>>41980439
>Le stronk viking xD

Ninjas were employed assassins, they knew how to fight, but they weren't warriors made for the battle field

>>41980225
I dont give a fuck about anime or any weeb shit if anything I'm much more of a medieval westaboo but ninjas definitely existed. Ninjitsu was an entire school of fighting in feudal Japan

>>41980213
Just do Starting Strength, man. that's LITERALLY what it was made for.

NO ONE in this thread knows enything about ninjas
Ninjas weren't martial artist they were spies
here educated yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-UePD6Wp5A

>>41980213
Train to assassinate
Meditate a fuckton
Train isolated from all people
Try to be as AGILE and FAST as possible

There you go

Genji players are fucking dragondildo-using weeb nerd piece of shits

>>41981817
>Starting Strength
I only have 2 50 lb dumbbells (adjustable) and a bench. I don't have a barbell. I'm unemployed so I can't afford a gym right now.

>>41981870
How does one become more agile?

I want to be James Bond. My progress so far:

>fit
>good at martial arts
>good at poker
>drive too fast
>sleeping with two married women
>own a couple of tailored suits
>i make shitty one-line puns when casually conversing with people

I still need to work on gunmanship, anything else?

>>41982179
Parkour, yoga, stretching routines etc...

>>41982179
There's a good starter agility course at the Gnome Stronghold.

>>41982205
Casual alcoholism. Gotta maintain a buzz near-constantly.

>>41980439
Vikings suck ass too, they couldn't fight anyone who wasn't a defenseless peasant without getting their asses handed to them.

vikings suck, be a medieval knight

Do your normal workout regimen with some yoga, gymnastics, martial arts and meditation thrown in.

>>41980213
that's a fucking pirate u idiot , and his name is sparrow !!!!!!!

>>41980241
>silent kills
Are you actually fucking retarded? Do you know how hard it would be to kill someone with a blade and not draw any attention?
>farmers became elite assassins
Stop watching anime and go outside

>>41980375
Fucking kek

Genji mains can suck my dick, can count how many times I've seen a genji coming at me swinging his sword like they think they're gonna hit a tracer main.

I know how, but I will only tell you if you can prove you are racially nordic and also a nazi.

>>41980365
this
rock climbing and parkour is a must
additionally learn how to fight and be silent

>>41980375
I giggled

tread without sound

>>41982988
Thanks for reminding me. I have that down to the point where I forget that it's a trait he has.

>>41982062

Pharah masterrace

>>41980241
>>41980439
>>41983100
>this thread is just one big shill for For Honor

>>41983366
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