What does /fit/ listen to while they do cardio? For me I ca

I listened to cadences too. Then the military did not accept me because of my fucked up skin. Fuck life.

>>41975823
Cadence helps me too. The reason it works is because the lyrics chosen to compose the cadence are there for the reason to make you breathe the right amount at the right times.

Kind of like how tempo can effect your workout. But cadences exist to control your breathing as you run.

>>41975823
Fuckin boot

>>41975823
nothing

>>41975899
I didn't realize the military stopped accepting colored folk

>>41975910
That makes sense, I always did wonder why it was so much easier for me to run listening and repeating.

I tried doing listening and repeating to regular music and people kept looking at me like I was retarded.

>>41975913
Shutup pog

>>41975927
Those coloreds don't run.

>>41975823
I like to listen to white noise of power drills and baby's screaming. It reminds me of my days in selection, also nzsas selection dropout here.

>>41975991
I wanna listen to cadences when I run, but I feel like I'll look cringey mouthing off the words as I go.

I probably should stop giving a fuck.

>>41975823
running is for mahreen twinks

get swole like a navy sailor instead

>>41976030
I'm joining the UK RN

>>41976048
It aint gay if its underway

>>41976003
That's Sergeant pog to you boot

>>41976048
You'd think the navy would want ottermode twinks, seeing as its 50% swimming and 50% dick sucking

>>41976055
The United Kingdom regulators network?

>>41976065
there is no swimming in the navy and while i appreciate the gay jokes 90% of the navy is sailing to sex tourism spots with cheap hot whores. i believe the navy has the least ammount of faggots inany is branch

>>41976064
>Enlisting bc you can't get a real job

>>41976088
any us branch. phone posting

>>41976077
The Royal Navy

>>41976098
jokes on you wagecuck. I'm getting paid to paid to sit on my couch to smoke weed and go to college

>>41976098
Infantryfag here, I did 6 years because I hated dairy farming and logging. Also advice to any young people.
GET A TRADE AND DONT LIVE IN BUMFUCK NOWHERE!!!

Being a plasterer is 100x better then being in the army.

>>41976150
thats only because the us military if full of terrible people. the actual job is badass

>>41976165
No I'm a kiwilander. The people were fine although retarded as all fuck, I think that's just a thing with the army. Most cunts only worked in a supermarket before they joined and couldn't dig a hole or hammer nails for shit.

Anyways, if there's any young sparks out there become a plasterer.

>>41976130
Military is welfare queens confirmed

>>41975823
Found the boot

>>41976199
oh so a national guard and not real military

>>41976130
In all seriousness good job for using your gI bill

>>41976213
yep, keep paying your taxes so I can buy more weed wagecuck

>>41976244
>Not having any real world skills besides understanding beauricratic nonsense
>Not having money or useful shit because you're a stoner

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>>41976244
>not spending 90% of your money on fly fishing
There's only one high in this world and that's landing a 14kg rainbow.

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>>41976324
Also this is a fly fishing board now because /out/ told me to leave.

So Rainbow vs Brown in a fight to the death...
Who wins?

>>41976361
Rainbow

>>41976361
A bear.

>>41975823
Napalm stick to kids is a good one.

Alternatively I like the dirty version of louie louie

>>41976031
just don't care. I started listening to cadences and got into actually singing along. feel like a spud at first but it goes away.

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>>41976394
Rainbows are complete cucks, a brown would fuck up a rainbow, and a perch would fuck them both up. Those niggers pack heat.

>>41975823
LEFT LEFT RIGHT LEFT
LEFT LEFT KEEP IN IN STEP

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>>41976003
Enjoy your lmao no job prospects

>>41975899
Blacka boon detected.
They realized you fucks do nothing but make the diversity pictures look nice.

>>41975823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f58bm98FLpE
on repeat ofc

>>41975823
Daft punk. Actually getting sick of them recently and will be swapping to cadence songs. Good shout anon.

>not listening to nature
Get out on a nature trail. I haven't needed any sort of music or "cadence songs" since then.

>>41977370
How quitely do you run? / How loud is your nature?

>>41975823
I'm keeping dis.

>>41976031
By the time someone thinks "this guy is weird" you are already half a block away running, I wouldnt care so much

>>41977389
What the fuck does this mean?
You run as loud as your footsteps and breathing are.
If you're weezing so much that you can't hear bird calls and shit slow down and walk you fucking whale

I just put on fast paced hip hop and toss in some slower songs to keep things fresh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zGVJaFwOyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBP40xTxtWY

>running for cardio

There are plenty of fun and social ways to get cardio in and you run? Long distance even?

You don't deserve gains

>>41976285
>beauricratic
i dont think you're in a position to talk down to anybody lmao

>>41975823
The sound of my heart beating with haste, the sound of my feet hitting the ground, and my heavy breathing

Anyone else not listen to anything at all?
I like to go for long runs at 2am, it's dead quiet and the only things I hear are my panting and the sounds of my feet hitting the ground. Bliss.

>>41977628

That sounds nice, but I have a 9-5 desk job and am in bed by 11

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>>41977484
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DO NOT LIKE! ONLY WHAT I FIND FUN IS ACTUALLY FUN!

>>41975823
The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast. All I need.

>>41977741
dude drugs lmao

>>41977614
The sound of anon's ego pounding in his skull.

>>41976150

If you're gonna join the military at least make sure you're smart enough to get into a position where you actually learn something useful. Cyber, comms, intel, cryptologic linguist, pilot, etc.

Anyhoo I listen to Alstromeria Records when I run.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM7BWnWjEpA

Gump - Weird Al Yankovic
I'm not kidding

>>41977786
what is this weeb shit and why do i like it

>>41977818

It's Touhou EDM, enjoy life as a weeb.

Playing off of the military theme, anyone here have any advice on improving 5k times? thinking about trying to go force recon.

>>41977786

T....th.....that's actually pretty great.

IWarnedYouAbout4ChanBro.gif

>>41975823
fuck that is autistic. and cringey if you've never been in the military.

>>41977950
>02. Romantic Children
Kill me now

>>41976119
Sign up for submarines, I'm sure you're already used to long hard cylinders full of seamen.

>>41978027

Just run a lot. And if your goal is to have good 5k times, I'd try running 7.5k or more 3-4 days a week.

>>41978091
t. faggot that calls alpha males that intimidate him 'autistic'

>>41975823
Marine cadence songs are badass. Encourages proper breathing and group mentality.
Makes me wonder what smaller armies without an illustrious military history sing.
Do they just plagiarize the yankie armed forces and change the lyrics?

>>41978198
You know other countries have older, more illustrious military histories than America right? Shit even sandnigs do
t. Prior us army

>>41978265
No shit. I'm talking about the countries that don't. What are the Icelandic or the Swiss singing about?

>>41978315
Their extremely rich and storied military history you fucking brainlet. The Swiss alone were the premier military in Europe through the Renaissance

>>41978335
What wars did they win?

>>41977818
>>41978071
>>41978141

More Alstroemeria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy1Ui27195Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC3CWZ-WsdE&t=26s

>>41978352
They routinely smashed the shit out the HRE and the Burgundians. They were also the most sought after mercs in Europe. Read a fucking book m8

>>41978372
>Romans
>Burgundians
Oh so the answer is you sing about ancient history. Gotcha

>>41978384
You think wars before the 1900s don't count? Shit half our cadence's are about wars we lost and another quarter are about stupid shit that has nothing to do with war

>>41978384
Also that's literally the modern era idiot

>Search Youtube for British jodies
>Oh god they're hideous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK33OcIPvd0

>>41978393
At least keep it to when your military used guns.

>>41978409
Hardened warriors 1 and all.

Please tell me these are teenage reserves?

>>41976012
tell that to the police

>>41978419
Guns existed in Western Europe the 16th century bro. And people say American education is shit.

>>41978447
They sure as shit didn't use them against the Burgundians or Roman Empire

>>41978501
The Burgundians and the HOLY Roman Empire lasted well into the gun powder era. Separate entities than the ancient tribe and empire. Seriously bro just stop idk what 3rd world Slav shithole you're from but your teachers failed you

>>41978531
Not when the swiss fought them.

>>41978579
K you're either a troll or a literal subhuman retard kys

>>41978531
The fuck you smoking..
The Bergundians fell in the 5th century.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burgundians#Fall

>>41975823
Before I got into a car accident, I ran about 4-10 miles a day, since I did a 7-7:30 minute mile it wasn't much of anything. But the only way that I could do it was by listening to Happy Hardcore and occasionally thinking of competing in Chocobo racing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6KTmDFGFcA

>>41978626
The duchy of burgundy you absolute fucking brainlet not the ancient tribe. Something I already made clear. How do you even have WiFi in your mud hut?

>>41978145
i see what you did there

>>41978654
>duchy of burgundy
Last fought the swiss in the 15th century.
No guns. You lose hahaha

>>41978700
https://m.barnesandnoble.com/w/artillery-of-the-dukes-of-burgundy-1363-1477-robert-d-smith/1100825375
An hero

>>41976663
bears don't stand a chance against a silverback gorilla

>>41978723
>https://m.barnesandnoble.com/w/artillery-of-the-dukes-of-burgundy-1363-1477-robert-d-smith/1100825375
>implying artillery counts as guns
Fucking rolled

>>41978775
Jesus Christ dude you're either fucking retarded or a good tier troll. There needs to be a permanent ban on all Aussie and leaf IPs

>>41976216
Thinking the same thing

>>41978793
Thanks cunt. Appreciate it

>>41978839
Kek rustled my jimmies

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>>41975823
audiobooks
i try to pick books that will help make me more well rounded

>>41976324

you misspelled 40lb king salmon

>>41975823
think my favorite cadence so far has been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls8BeS0ELJU
probably the only cadence i actually tried to learn in boot camp

>>41976048
There was a study recently proving US navy guys are the men who are most KEKED BY THEIR WOMEN in the whole North American continent. It didn't even make the headlines. Wonder why.

Any recommendations for Bluetooth headphones?

If they exist, over the ear phones instead of buds?

>>41975823

Ott - skylon

That album came on today and it was perfect.

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First reply:
Funny. Clever. Fresh. 9/10.

>>41977300
Second reply:
An unfunny racist moron. 0/10