>blonde girl at gym working out on some bench machine in front

Sounds more /autismal/ to be honest with you lad

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>>41965898
now she thinks you're a faggot or something

>>41965898

>point to the bar and wordlessly start doing chinups right in front of her

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism

https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism-quiz.htm

Go forth and prosper op.

>>41965930
>>41965935
>>41965972

Jokes on you fags I have a qt permagf, I ain't got time for no roastie's tricks.

>>41965972
Kek'd

>need a bloodtest done
>nurse is kinda cute, she initiates the flirting
>we go back and forth, i'm checking her out, she's smiling a lot
>when she is taking my blood i notice a tattoo on her wrist and under her collar
>abort flirting.exe
>not sure how to let her down easy
>when she's checking my adress she asks what's for dinner, giving me an easy opening for the stupid "whatever you feel like" line
>instead try to bail and say "whatever my boyfriends cooking up"
>cringe right after i say it, could have just said my gf
>she grimaces and goes "oh" disappontingly and evacuates the room immediately while giving me my papers

D-DEVILISH r-right guys?

>>41965984
your gf is a roasty too

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>>41965972

: (

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>>41965984

>tfw /fit/ doesnt do devilish tactic threads anymore