>Wow Anon, you look so fit! Do you work out a lot? 90% of

If its a girl who wants "natural muscles" AKA a retarded girl then I'm not interested anyway.

>"not really, just a few sit ups and push ups, guess i'm just blessed with great genetics. lets grab a slice of pizza"

>>41964067
T-thanks, y-you too

>>41964067
>She mentions how big my thighs are

Fuckkkkkk you rippletoad

>>41964067
Couple of pushups and situps before bed. Anyone can do it

>>41964084
>lets grab a slice of pizza

Jesus Cringing Christ.

>>41964093

I think hes from a 1980s teen movie.

>>41964093
Chad only eats pizza and has a better body than you without working out.

>>41964067
well once in awhile I do some wii fit

>>41964067
>Yes
Is the only correct answer because I'm gonna fucking make it

>Not really, I just play <sport that is popular in the region>.

>>41964084
>lets grab a slice of pizza"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>41964075

>hating women for adhering to their biological programing instead of capitalizing on it

"Eh, sometimes I do some pushups. It's these strong German genetics, baby."

>>41964067
I do zumba from time to time

>>41964075
this. well said, m'sir *tips*

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>>41964084
>didn't even flex a cep

>>41964148
only correct answer

zumba and wii fit

>I drive

I haven't been to a gym in years (My home isn't a gym). Mostly I like to do stuff outdoors, sometimes I'll do pushups and pull ups in the morning.

Honestly for most scenarios it's not even worth saying that you lift because you will either have some jealous DYEL try to play off your dedication with something like "pffff well of course you have muscles because I mean you must spend all of your time in the gym and I'm too busy for that.". Or you will get bombarded by basic fitness questions and your answers will be ignored usually or someone will respond with "I know xyz who tried *proven method* and it didn't work for them. The worst case scenario is let's see those abs anon!

Just dodge the situation altogether whenever possible.

>"I stay active with kayaking and yoga."

>zumba
>Wii fit

I guess I'm just a lucky guy.

"A couple of push-ups and sit-ups every now and then."
>"You can't look like that from a couple push-ups and sit-ups!"
>"I guess you've just been doing them wrong."

>>41964067
>yeah once or twice a week when i'm feeling motivated

really not hard

>>41964084
not this, this is autism

>>41964180
*stares vacantly*

>>41964067
i only like dicks

>>41964067
I'm just a lucky guy

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>>41964067
Nah, I bang on drums more than I workout.
Which is actually true.

>>41964270
this
where the dickgirls at?

>>41964067
once a month

>incel autistic "PUAs" think they're smart for saying dumb shit like "haha just im naturally fit, I go rock climbing and play soccer sometimes"

you can not trick women into thinking you have amazing genetics, they are not autistic like that. They see a hot body, it turns them on, how you got it is not fucking important as long as you don't autistically dwell on fitness in conversation

>>41964084
It's called "za" anon
>>41964167
I thought it was implied that he flexing a cep at all times. But never acknowledging it

I suck dicks

>>41964067
Yeah, baby, I do crossfit with my friends.It is super fan.

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>i play football

>>41964093
>>41964099
>being this new

>>41964067
Just slowed down on sodas and 10 minutes exercises out of bed, guess it's enough to get noticed, thanks!

Yeah i enjoy working out so go most days a week, fun way to relieve stress and stay in shape.

>Honestly if you lie or make up some cheesy response your a loser.

I plan and dedicate my life to fitness. Either you like it or gtfo

>>41964494
fun*

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>>41964075
>tfw your own mom is one of those retarded girls
She won't shut up about how her new bf is "naturally fit unlike those guys who go to the gym".

>>41964638
cringe

>>41964067
>"gravity room on my spaceship, babe"

Jokes aside what would be a good answer? I usually say inverted shit like "yeah, just a bit " "just go to the gym few times during the week "

>>41964771
>Jokes aside what would be a good answer?

Lifting them up and OHPing them for a clean set of 8.

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>>41964753
She cant articulate it, but she refers to athleticism not an unbalanced, overblown physique

>>41964771
>just go to the gym few times during the week "

Once or twice a week

Yeah i do some cardio here and there

Helps me wake up in the morning

>>41964757
I'm not gonna change who I am for some girl. That's not how you create healthy relationships

>>41964147
"You mean the same ones that got shit on in two wars?"

>>41964771
Every once in a while. I played sports all my life. Which is true
If you slave away 6 times a week for a mediocre physique, your best of downplaying your hard work no matter how proud you must be. Its not supposed to come hard to you, since it signals that you need to put in more than high t guys who easily build and maintain muscle.

>>41964067
>Nah, only faggots work out, It's all genetics gurl ;)
Then she will unconsciously want you to breed her.

>>41964857
>has never been in a relationship
Thats not how it works anon. I wish you will one day come to understand this better, good luck

Flex my biceps then grab her by the pussy without saying anything

>wow, this t-shirt really looks good on muscular guys like you!
unironically what should I answer to this. A girl I don't know asked me that the other day.

>>41964949
"thanks"

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>>>41964472

>>41964545
>fucking newfags, not wasting their whole lives here, dumb fucking losers

You showed them, bro.

>>41964067
the answer is "yes"

>>41964895
>virgin trying to act big

>>41964989
Lurk more

>>41964075
What exactly are "natural muscles"?

>>41964084
>"lets grab a slice of pizza"
>"grab a slice of pizza"
>"grab"
>"a slice OF pizza"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
*inhales*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!

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>>41964832
She specifically means how big his muscles are.
>tfw she's trying to make you look at them

Wanna help me with my dick workout tonight, baby? It is my most developed muscle.

>>41965088
not a muscle though

>place her hand on your body
"You tell me..."
(Sarcastic version with a dead look and tone)

>>41964120
Badminton

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>>41964084
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>41965015
>waste more of your life here, like me, fucking loser

Damn, you guys are good. You win.

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I do zumba

>>41965046
muscles that come from lifestyle choices, like maybe working as a labourer or something, rather than training for them out of vanity

I guess

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>>41964067
>"Yea-
>Loses attention and goes off to talk to Chad

>>41964067
"Yes I work out a lot. I invest my time and effort into worthwhile people like me, which is why I'm not going to talk to some dumb faggot nigger thot like you."

> pulls pants down and takes a shit on the floor
> stand up, do a 360 and walk away, tracking my shit through the gym
> load 20 plates each side for my dead lift
> get on my deadlift powerskateboard and proceed to lift
> completely destroy my back

Women. Not even once.

>>41965097
>what is smooth muscle

>Yeah a bit, wish I was more consistent.

Or mention sports, jesus it's not hard niggers.

>>41964067
>I play wii fit and do some pushups once in a while

>>41964561
WOW what a fucking autist

>>41964067
>Not much. I'm a pretty social guy. Have you heard of Pokemon Go?

>>41964084

my god dude. i literally got chills reading this.

Agree & Amplify
"I do actually, like 10 hours a day 7 days a week"

>>41964194
>"pffff well of course you have muscles because I mean you must spend all of your time in the gym and I'm too busy for that."
how do you respond to this? Something passive aggressive like "ha yeah not everyone can do it, it's hard work."?

>>41964067
If you do work out a lot
>Yes
If not
>No

Only Wii fit and zumba

>>41966155
Just ask them how they're enjoying the new season of whatever meme to show is the new bs.
>"you must love that show. And I'm too busy for that"

>>41964067
Girls have been trained to think that guys who go to the gym must spend 3 hours a day 7 days a week lifting to look reasonable. So if I say the truth, that I only lift for 1 hour 3 days a week, then it'll have the same effect as saying I don't work out at all.

>>41964067
y y y you too thanks

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>>41965207
don't you hab upboats to be getting

>>41964067
Nah they're fake. I'm on protein.

>>41964067
*FLEX ARM

YOU TELL ME BABY ;)

>>41964067
Any more pics of this girl? I wanna use her pics as profile pics online so dudes send me dick pics

>>41966155
That is actually probably one of the only acceptable responses. Good thinking anon, that'll probably get them to shit their pants

>>41964084
this guy fucks lol

>>41964067

I just say "yeah, shakeweights" and try to segue into something else because talking about the gym too much to other people makes me feel autistic.

>>41966155
>U jelly brah?
no coming back from that.

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I do lots of pushups and sit ups and drink plenty of juice.

>>41964067
>Nah, i just use Wii-fit for 30 minutes every sunday

>>41964075
AYY LMAO

>>41964067
NEGATIVE. I am a cybernetic organism: living tissue over metal endoskeleton.

>>41964067
No I don't you stupid bitch

>>41964067
"For you"
This is the correct /fit/ answer.

>>41964534
>I'mma tuch ur dick
>No,pls. Stop.

>>41964067
Not really, just once a day

>>41964949
>Y..you, too

AYY LMAO

>>41966155
Give them a Bert stare, followed by 'Cool story, bro.'

>>41964067
the correct answer is "hell yeah I work out all the time"
then you start flexin and they eat that shit up

AYY LMAO

>>41964067
J-just wii fit a-and y-you too...

I row for <local club>

Panty dropper

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>>41964084
>lets grab a slice of pizza
HOW DID I NOT THINK OF USING THIS LINE

>>41964067
>Do you work out a lot?
STILL NOT ENOUGH

>>41964067
Nah I just have amazing genetics so I look like this naturally.

>>41964067
No, just play some football.

>>41965242
playing team sports and having high amounts of natural test will get you into ottermode

>>41969111
Trips of truth

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>>41964120
Literball (if you are in Russia)

>>41968461
kekd

>>41966155
"Everyone should have time for gym"

ayy lmao

all you fucking idiots posing AAYYYYY LMAO.
REPLY AND YOUR CRUSH WILL LIKE YOU!

>Ayyyy Lmao
>Just in case

>>41964067

>Nah, just tryin` to stay in shape

I had similar convo while I was pounding some milf in hotel in Poland few weeks ago

>>41966155
I find the best way to make someone that asks an idiot question look like one is to ask a counterquestion:

>"pffff well of course you have muscles because I mean you must spend all of your time in the gym and I'm too busy for that."
"what do you mean?"
>"uhhhh I just dont have the time to workout"
"you dont have one one hour two-three times a week?" (say this in a cocky laughing manner)
>"well yeah im real busy with bla bla bla"

By this point everyone is looking at them sweating trying to explain away your gains with their lack of time.

>>41964067
>yeah here is my routine and macros....
>....
>....
>....

>anyway, whats your name?

>>41969896
This. That's how you let look the guy like an asshole and how his status fall. With that simple counter I managed to got ONS sometimes. It's incredible how easy you can let these guys walk on thin ice if you just calm and ask such easy counter questions.

>>41964858
the same ones that puts your kind in to ovens.

>>41964067
>Do you?

>>41964858
>>41970147

>Germanlets BTFO

haha faggots!

>>41964084
>looking great
>minimal workout
>pizza
It's funny everyone sperging out like this guy is an autist when clearly he's the chadliest of Chads.

>>41965236
This is only funny if you are 2/3/4/5

>>41964067
"I have a girlfriend"

>>41964858
Underrated

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>>41964067
cool facebook post faggot, fuck off.

>>41971252
>>41967966

These. You people are acting like Chad has all these effortlessly smooth and witty lines in his arsenal.

The truth is he's a normie meathead who has shit taste in everything, but he's so gorgeous it doesn't matter what comes out of his mouth. He could say, "Duhhh huhuhuh I horny man" and these thots would be giggling blushing and soaking their panties.

The retarded pizza line is perfect.

>>41964067
>tfw I date the gym desk girl
Can't pretend it's just genetics when she sees my dumbass there every time she's working.

>>41964067

Would women seriously believe I got a chiseled, ripped body working out once or twice a week when I'm feeling motivated?

I know you're supposed to downplay it to not look tryhard, but still it seems like too much.

i play a bit of table tennis

>>41965074

What is your excuse to not be bigger than him?

I used to lift but now I study the blade. Take my number, call me when the world is in the shitter and you need a man to defend you

>>41964895
Lol what? Couples who try to change each other don't last.

>>41966249
>finally make it, ripped as fuck
>qt asks this
>attribute all gainz to wii fit
My fucking sides

>>41964958
Honestly this, wtf. I'd say something like, "Oh stop it, you." Endearing, accepting of the compliment, mentioning that you really liked it.

>>41964771
Sex is the best workout hunneh