Putin body looks shit, why is he sexy? Why did he even have the

thoughts? if you had no concept of who is that guy in pants, whould you find him more powerful with that gross chest?

>>41958930
>>41959160
He's an old man

Have your testes even dropped yet?

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>>41958930
>

>>41958930
The ideal SF body type is skinnyfat, don't believe all the thicc SEAL bullshit.

>>41958930

vitamin d

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>>41959193
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Like it or not the runningfag calisthenics redditors are best suited for the military.

>>41958930
most russians are Alpha and fuck qts coz they dont fucking care.

>>41958930
Who would win in a caged death match, Tony Abbot vs Vladimir Putin. I feel like Putin has the advantage in combat but Abbot would be using old fashioned Australian shitposting to get inside his head and throw him off.

>>41958930
Because russians are so quirky and epic xD

>>41959271
I've found it's mostly just bravado that cracks pretty quickly when you start raining punches all over their heads.

Their society glamorises high risk and stupid behaviour, it's why they appear to be alpha as you call it.

You live in a fantasy land or are one of the pro Russia shills that spends 14 hours per day making a cunt of itself on various forums.

>>41959717
>death match
Both would die, fighting in the real world isn't like the movies.

>>41958930
hes 64 years old

Itt: manlets roasting a 64 year old since he's the only one weaker then them.

>>41959717
>(Abbot is a pomme)
>Putin is a sambo expert and judo master, as well as a former KGB field operator who was based on the cold war front lines
>Abbot would win by employing sledging tactics

>hey, Vlad, should have heard your Sheila last night. Better check your beaches for dead whales lol
>I don't understand Tony. I am divorced, but my ex-wife is monitored at all times by FSB for her own safety. Last night she was watching Nutcracker at the Bolshoi and then stayed at my daughter's home
>heh, that's what they said mate
>no, really. I watched them myself on live video feed from my third office control room. You stayed in your hotel and masterbated while illicit woman took dump on your chest, which reminds me: we should discuss your political comeback
>Fucking hell mate, it's a joke! Aww fuck...can I have that tape?
>Ohhh, I see. I'm sorry. I do not get it.
>yeah, we'll never mind mate. Now, about the tape
>the tape? I know of no tape...

>>41959191
>stopped in the first round by Matt Mitrione

Now you have to fight again old man, to redeem yourself. Better not fuck up twice.

because real men dont give a fuck how they look

>>41961018
Haha true that! *brofist*
Do you go to Art of Manliness too?

>>41961018
Haha yeah man REAL MEN have beards and stuff and TOTALLY DONT CARE about women unlike those DRUMPFtards

>>41959774
Can confrim, I am Russian. Not really alpha but I hype myself up a lot in order to appear it. If any conflict arises I back off