>go to gym atleast 4 days a week minimum
>look around
>can't spot one girl in this gym I've fucked
>can't spot 1 fellow Chad I don't know
>fuck the gym girls regularly
>drink some delicious ass pro-tien shakes
>know some of management of gym
>feel like a fucking King in that gym
Tell me, /fit/ how much of a king are you in your gym
>Lift at gym
>Think I'm making new friends
>Get injured
>Come back 6 months later
>Nobody noticed I was gone
>>41931925
>>can't spot one girl in this gym I've fucked
You and me both
>>41931925
>Run/shuffle into gym at 0630. Class has been running around the beach since 0430.
>instructors always yelling at us, telling us we are never going to survive selection and we should just quit
>instructor sees a single drop of sweat hit the black gym mats.
>'I guess anon wants to defile the training area. he won't mind doing 200 burpees to pay for this later.'
Yeah, a king
>>41931925
I'm not a king whatsoever, but I was gone for an extended period of time and some people were like "hey haven't seen you in a while!"
It made me feel good.
>>41932619
Wat
Are you going to Zumba classes?
>>41932648
lmao
>>41932648
zozzle
>>41932511
one day, right?
>>41933553
Hopefully. Home gym master race btw
>>41933615
The only girl in my gym is my Doberman and she's a real bitch.
>>41932648
Ya. Air zumba classes. The deadliest warriors are made there m8.
>>41932511
>>41931925
well, even the gym owned asked me how much I squat for reps, and he kinda got upset/disgusted when I told him that 118*5 (he can only do like 125*1)
feels good I guess? also, there is no-one else that can out-deadlift me or out-OHP me, bench is the only lift where a couple can lift more than me (not sure because half-reppers)