How come chads are always drinking water? Like when I had college

>>41919429
it's fucking good for you

>>41919429
There's nothing in water and that's the point.

>>41919429
Good skin?

They weren't drinking the tap water thats for sure.

>>41919429
Everyone looks better when they're drinking water. Look at that chad in your pic. I bet your first thought was sexual in nature. Why?

creatine - pretty much have to take water everywhere, or regret it

>>41919429
I think you're right op. There has to be a reason chad doesnt drink milk instead?

>>41919429

Water raises testosterone. While it isn't a 'direct' boost, your body needs water to produce testosterone. Water often carries some Magnesium and other minor minerals as well, and Magnesium also raises your testosterone levels.

Science aside, I guess drinking water is just more attractive to others than drinking anything else. It gives off a 'healthy' vibe, I suppose.

>>41919429
Why is he wearing a woman's shirt?

>>41919466

blouses for spouses

>>41919429
i like water.
don't be a slave to the sugar jew. you'll be happier on water anon

>>41919443
There is some truth to this

For example when asked whether a woman holding an apple or a woman holding an apple with a bite in it was more sexy; the vast majority said the woman with the apple with the bite in it was more attractive.

Personally I try not to date women with bites taken out of them but thats just me.

>>41919493
>don't be a slave to the sugar
>Americans actually treat what is supposed to be a special once off treat as a fucking core part of their water consumption
Sugar should be banned

>>41919583
how do we explain to people that fruit juice is extremely bad for them?

>>41919583
i've found cutting back on the sugar habit, all foods taste better now. except for the over the top sugary processed shit that u know u shouldnt eat and isn't even a treat to eat anymore.

>>41919606
Soda taxes do the job if they're applied to all high-sugar drinks.

Fuck that garbage. Let the fat people pay their share of tax dollars.

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>>41919606
By explaining them that it isn't fruit juice, but pesticide, colorant and conservator juice

>>41919606
Fruit juice, depending on the brand, can be a healthy way to get some much needed vitamins in your diet. Obviously you dont need much and if you drink too much then its just a sugar overload.

I was talking more about crap like Coke. Which is literally just dissolved sugar (or worse still artificial sugar) in water. I think the best thing you can do is if you have the opportunity, take a glass and put in 330ml of water and 12 teaspoons of sugar then tell them to drink it. Thats what drinking something like coke is.

>>41919621
Wow are you me. I was exactly the same, iv cut sugar 100% out and now food tastes amazing. I can actually eat just plain pan fried chicken and its almost sweet. My meals are really simple but taste really good.

>>41919659
drinking a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice (like 3 oranges worth?) isnt the best regular thing to have either, if not accounted for in the rest of the diet, people think its just a nice drink with breakfast

>>41919429
they're athletic and constantly needing to rehydrate

>>41919675
anon... coke and fruit juice are basically the same. Try a vitamin tablet

>>41919621
>>41919675
t. people who think boiled potatoes are spicy

>>41919429
Okay, so if I'm not to drink water from a plastic container, I can buy a glass bottle, which is fine. Now, I'm not supposed to drink straight tap water...I get the point of a filter, but those are always plastic.

What the fuck am I supposed to do?

>>41919709
No anon they fundamentally are not. A proper pulp based fruit drink is completely identical to eating fruit. Which also includes vitamins and fiber.

Coke and other sugar drinks are just water and fructose with nothing else.

>>41919764
Move to Iceland and drink only pure mountain water

>>41919751
>t. people who think boiled potatoes are spicy
Zero sugar consumption has no impact on your spice receptors.

>>41919772
>Iceland
I just went on vacation there a month ago, literally smells and tastes like sulfur. Not to mention all food is more expensive due to higher labor costs and imports. It's nice to visit but it's a TERRIBLE place to actually live in unless you're 80 years old

>>41919709
no it isn't

>>41919429

The produce gallons of jizz for all the Tracys around the block so they need to feel hydrated

>>41919751
luckily many hot sauces and spices don't have sugar in it.

But i would go to bland cuisine restaurants if it meant only white people wanted to go there

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>>41919429
cause sugar filled beverages give you man titties.

neck beards... neck beards everywhere.

Fruit juice with no added sugar or preservatives is health af

What are you guys going on about

>>41919829
how many servings of fruit are in a glass of juice?

9g of sugar in 100g of orange.
9g of sugar in 100g of coca cola

Wouldn't drinking out of water bottles increase the buccilators, causing chubby cheeks? I would think hollow-cheek chad consumes his reverse osmosised water from a metal cup, never from a bottle or straw.

Any Mew experts confirm or refute?

>>41919583

there are a lot of cities that are beginning to tax drinks with sugar or artificial sweeteners at 1-3 cents per ounce

Let's be honest here

The main reason they do it isn't for health benefits.Guys like that walk around with huge bottles of water because it implies they work out a ton so they always need to be drinking water. It's all for them to look cooler

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>>41919829
Fruit is already too sweet.

Pro-tip, fruit is a modern invention. Humans bred fruit to be tastier, which made them sweeter. Fructose is no healthier than any other form of sugar.

Pic related, it's what bananas used to look like before humans started bio-engineering them

>>41919900
I take a water container (it's the typical yeti 30oz) everywhere because I have to talk constantly (work in sales). I probably refill it every 2 hours while I'm at work, drink about four or five of them just in 8 hours. Yes I piss a lot too.

>>41919918
I'm not talking those 30 oz ones, I was referring to those big clear blue jugs. You know the ones that look like water dispenser ones, just a lot smaller

>>41919928
Yeah I need to convince myself I won't look like a douchebag with one, because it would stop me from having to refill mine every 2 hours.

Chad drives a tanker truck full of water, so he only has to fill it back up every night.

>>41919981
i mean i duno if it will hurt your sales but looking like a douchebag isnt necessarily a bad thing.
girls and betas will pretend to hate on you but desperately want your approval

>>41920003
Yeah, I know, it's just so hard to make the leap.

It's like there's this continuum of beta, where the more you try to reach for alpha by doing alpha things, the more you actually become beta, until you finally cross the threshold.

One time I saw this guy step out of his Corvette with vertical lifting doors. He had on a muscle shirt, zubaz pants, a cowboy hat, and he was carrying a large cellphone. He had thick plastic glasses, he was fat but on roids, and he was very obviously afflicted with some type of downs or retardation. No doubt he was idgaf-alpha. But if I copied everything about him, I would just become more and more beta, until some final tipping point occurs.

>>41919460

Oh yeah man those trace-trace-trace minerals are going to BOOST UR TEST THROUGH THE FUCKIN ROOF WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

THAT DOUBLE FILTERED TAP WATER BRO

THAT BOTTLED WATER BRO.

But yeah .. science aside. LMAO.

>>41919569
made me chuckle here's a (you)

>>41919772
>>41919790

But really though, how do I drink non estrogen water?

>>41919907
that isnt ripe

>>41919873

I always find it interesting how troll posts like Mewing eventually get repeated enough that people start believing it.

>>41919429
All Chads are cycling DNP

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>>41919429
s-scoops?

>>41919583
>Sugar should be banned
this 2bh

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>>41919429
THERE PUTTING FLOURIDE IN THE WATER AND ITS TURNING THE FRIGGEN CHADS GAY. GRUH GRUH GRUH

>>41920410
interesting. i drink lots of tap water.
i do fap to traps, pegging,and musclefus

but i'd take vanilla loving qt gf in real life

>>41920429
alex jones out

>>41919429
When Chad drinks water in public he is asserting his dominance by subliminally saying "i can drink the most plain thing in the world and still look like this". He is showing he can consume the closest thing to nothing and still be Chad at the end of the day.

Outside of work/school Chad consumes pizza and beer

bc there on the football/basketball/baseball team and roiding and need all the liquid or theyll die

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>>41919569
Nice try vampire.
You guys get less subtle by the night.

>>41919771
>Which also includes vitamins and fiber.
>and fiber
You got a source there?

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>>41919429

>he doesn't know about the Secret Chad Mineral Water that increases your test to Chad--tier levels

>>41919429
Only white people dink water

>>41919654
>implying they're all fat

I don't eat sugar but I'd rather the government not get comfortable taxing every little thing they possibly can. They get more than enough

>>41919429
Maybe because people need water and goodlooking are people too

Stop looking at people like they were gods or some shit like that

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE CHAD GOD OF TAP WATER. INSTANT FACIAL AND BODY GAINS IN THE NEAR FUTURE FOR THE INNOCENT SOULS WHO HAVE RUN INTO THIS POST

IN ORDER TO RECEIVE THESE SACRED GAINS YOU NEED TO POST

>TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41919429
It's to wash down all the pizza

>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41919429
Everyone in high school I knew who played football carried around jugs of water towards the end of the year cause that's when training starts.

>>41919675
>Which is literally just dissolved sugar (or worse still artificial sugar) in water.
even worse, corn syrup

>>41920764
TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41920764
>TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41920764

TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41920764
>TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO
Actually private well water is better.

>>41919429
>Why do humans drink water?
thanks for pointing out the obvious you fucking faggot

TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

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>>41919429
Water is for boys.

Milk is for men.

>>41919466
Shows off gainzz.

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>>41920764
TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41920764
BARK BARK

I DID THE MEME GUYS ADD ME TO THE SCREENCAP XD BARK BARK BARK

>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41920635
did you know for Americans, whites are less obese than latinos and blacks?

>>41920410
SICK OF THIS CRAP

>>41921140
Diet?

>>41920764
TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41919583
>Assault Sugar should be banned

FTFY

Sugar is fine in incremental amounts, but who the hell needs soda when it's nutritionally equivalent to drinking a candy bar?

>>41919443
This.

Seeing water makes you thirsty, you associate the thirst with the person.

>>41919583
>cut all soft drinks from diet, switched exclusively to water Jan 1st this year
>dropped 16kg so far
>no other dietary changes

feels good man

>>41919429
Because moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

>>41920764
TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41921656
this desu

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>>41920764
TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41920764
>TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41920764
TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

Staying hydrated keeps you from retaining water, which means better jawline and muscle definition.

>>41919429
>t. sodafag

>>41920764
>TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41919429

my job is extremely physically demanding

that shit's like liquid gold after a few hours

>>41921140

Milk is for babies

>>>41920764
>TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41920683
>like they were gods
Anon, what is the etymology of the word god? It's Ghad. Old german for "praiseworthy." Are beauty and strength not ghad?

>>41919606

>extremely bad
kek. It's only bad when taken in excess. A word that Americans do not understand.
I drink one glass of fresh juice on most days and it's incredibly healthy, as long as you're aware of the sugars and calories in there.

>>41920764
TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

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>mfw live in the place with best tap water in the world

>be american
>drinking WATER is somehow something special
wew

>>41920764
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>>41919436
Underrated

>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41920764
>>TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO
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>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41920410
Where putting?

>>>41920764
>TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41920764
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>>41919583
Why stop there?

>>41919907
None of this is true

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The amount of stupidity in this thread

>Ban sugar
>Sugar is bad
>Not understanding something called moderation
>Not understanding something called CICO

Lol. This board sometimes.

>>41920764
>>TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41925547
>Not understanding something called moderation
The question isn't if we understand it, it's if the majority of the populace does. They don't.

>>41923043
>consuming sugar at all

>>41925571

But for a board dedicated to fitness, it's sad how many don't get it.

>>41925594
Being this retarded

>>41919443
>>41921601
Fuck you faggots are going to make me carry around water bottles now and be self conscious enough to pull one out to start chugging whenever i see a qt341.

>>41919900
Protip for lifters in general- act like you don't work out or casually workout. If you come off as a gym rat, your gains won't seem genetic, and girls are subconsciously looking for good genes in their partners

>>41920764
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>>41925666
Satanic trips of truth

>>41925666

I find my workouts to be more intense and typically shorter when I'm not at the gym, actually.

>>41920764
>TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41920764
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>>41920764
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>>41925688
What does that even mean

>>41919606
I stopped drinking fruit juice after I learned that it's boiled in a giant vat to kill bacteria.

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>>41919907
That type of banana is sweeter, and is actually the flavour of most banana sweets. The reason we '''''''''bio engineered''''''" it was because it and all other bananas of that species were susceptible to a disease which meant they were damaged greatly.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panama_disease#History

^Gros Michel devastation^

>>41919429

Its because that's literally all Chad needs to make and maintain his gains.

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>>41919654
>Soda taxes do the job if they're applied to all high-sugar drinks.
Fuck off commie

>>41920764
TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

Water is good for you. Drinking a shit ton of water everyday helped my acne immensely. Just try to drink whenever you feel slightly thirsty, and have your pee always be clear or almost clear.

>>41920764
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>>41920764

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>>41920764
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>>41920764
>TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41920764
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>>41920764
>TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41920764
>TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41919583
sugar and all oils not in their whole foods form. coconut oil, vegetable oil. olive oil, all the fucking oil.

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>>41920764
TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

>>41920764
TAP TAP WATER CHOO CHOO

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>>41919443
Even if it's from a bottle of pic related?