/FPS/ Fat People Stories > Be me > Teach elementary school

>>41917867
its kinda hot how she can be so fat with no cellulite or stretch marks

>>41918161
Its interesting at best, but makes me want to squish it.

>>41917867
Usually morbidly obese people disgust me, but I find this webm very cute for some reason.

>>41918161
>>41918261
HIGH TEST
Y'all need to watch some my 600 lb life to get those ideas outta your heads again.

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>>41917867
>multiple attempts to do one single situp with extremely poor form

Just got an FPS from my dad when I went to visit my parents last week. It's rather tame compared to what you guys have heard though.

>family has a property none of us were living in anymore
>decides to rent out the property
>all was fine for years until recently when a family of fat fucks moved in
>barely a year into the contract, he got a call asking for maintenance/ repair fees
>fat fucks broke the toilet bowl from seating down on it
>also broke the bath tub
>and the couch

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>>41917867
My loins tremble and I weep. Before me is perfection incarnate. Observe. The divine specimen commences the mastication process and the nostrils flare wide, activating the olfactory system, enhancing the taste of the well earned treat.
Such divinity, in accordance to god himself is an impossibility, yet mine eyes so privileged and unworthy be thy may, feast with impunity and greed upon thy form. No beauty of this earth is worthy to be the pedestal as to which I place thee. If I were to be so honoured as to have thee bare my seed.

>>41917867
It's admittedly clever that she uses her stomachs momentum.

>>41923504
Thank you david

>>41924052

what the actual fuck

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>>41924074
>>41924052
She's pretty fast for someone with tits like jello in a pillow case.

>>41924052
What is the story here, some fat hooker?

>>41918261
Its cause she actually takes care of her skin, she's way too big for me but a chubby girl with good skin can be really hot

>>41922531

How does one break a bath tub? My god.

Man I missed FPS threads

Does anyone have the screencap of the article/tumblr post that uses the phrase "openly fat"?

>>41924193
Dis.

>>41924278
Hey an actually new story.

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>>41924278
>clicked pic
>was scrolling laughing the entire time
>wondering where other peoples post are
>fast typer maybe?
>click it again on accident
>disapeers
>startled wondering where they went
>oh must be fake deleted them
>oh wait it was a picture

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>>41924475

Nope, but rarely posted.

>>41925014
I rage every time, not even roid rage

>>41925014
fucking furious

>>41924278
kek, the segment about wooden spoons brought back memories of my childhood... I did so much stupid shit...

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>Fat redneck father with goatee, ponytail chugging green monster energy and obese teenage son come into gym
>Take over both pull-down machines
>Dad tells son to arch his back as far as it can go
>They start looking like hotwheels tracks
>Have to leave and do planks somewhere else because i'm laughing too hard

i feel bad for the son, if his dad wasn't there i'd have confronted him but whew

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>>41924227
fucking dense piece of shit
pic related

>>41924227
>Fat privelage is being too heavy to be kidnapped as a child

>>41922531
To be fair I've broken 2 toilet seats but that's because I have a really boney ass

>inb4 squats

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>>know pretty average nerd chick, into mtg, etc
>>Something snaps
>>possibly the floor
>>starts gaining weight
>>gets a tumblr
>>bodypoditivity.jpeg
>>gains mooooar weight
>>shaves head, starts wearing colored tights and thicker glasses
>>insane mooch, lives with her manlet bf and eats everyone's leftovers, followed by Jack in the box
>>oh my god how can you eat that many tacos
>>drops out of college
>>moooaar weight, moooaar rumble tumble, still claiming it's all ass/tit's
>>gets shitty gas station job, eats all the old grill food, horrifying half hot chocolate/half half and half creamer concoction daily, free icees, free soda
>>mcnastyblimp.ew
>>starts mentioning diabetes, etc
>>diagnosed ptsd, bipolar, fat af, etc
>>specialsnowflake.mpeg

Oh fuck, wait, that was me

>>find fps when straight up linked from tumblr
>>oh god
>>oh
>>why
>>whyyyy
>>start counting calories
>>lose weight
>>start running
>>lose weight
>>start lifting
>>finally normal human weight

Welcome to my blog
Seriously though, I can't believe I did that shit to myself.
I drank creamer straight.
On a regular basis.
Why.
Just why.

>>41928788
But did you make it

>>41928899
In normie eyes, yes.
In my eyes, nah. I'd like to lose another 15 lbs or so, go full Stacey. My tits shrank pretty drastically and I want to put on more muscle, we'll see if I'm ever satisfied.
Constantly being told im "so tinyyyy!!1!1!" by friends and family is fucking rad though.
We're all gunna make it.

>>41929037
what was your max weight, and what is your current weight?

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>>41917867

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>>41924052

>>41928788
Link to blog pls?

>>41928788
Good job anon, you won

>>41928788
>I drank creamer straight.
I can never resist having a few swallows every now and again

>>41929225
Max weight: 180ish. I went full tumblr and didn't use scales for a while, I might have gone higher
Current weight: 130ish, depending on what I've been shoveling down my throat.
My weight hasnt been as drastic as some people's, but I'm only 5'3", so that 50 lbs was.... really gross.

>>41929588
No actual blog, haha, I didn't get quite far enough down the fat rabbit hole. Small fats don't get blogs, only poor diet and low self esteem.

I guess resurrect this one to use

>>41929741
my max was about 300lb, currently 185lb. grats dude

>>41929588
beta as fuck

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Not really a story but I saw this fat black bitch I work with order a large tin of fries from a chinese restaurant. Is this a normal thing??
The shit retail workers each is generally reprehensible though because muh "not enough time in the day"