>2017 >still not being roughly the size of a barn What's

>>41909862
I didn't eat five dozen eggs. Also it's the size of a barge.

>>41909867

>actually remembering what was said in the movie

>>41909862
He doesn't die but The Karate Kid

>>41909881
No one remembers the lyrics to his own song like Gaston

>>41909867
kek

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>>41909862
HE SAID BARGE NOT BARN YOU FUCK

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>>41909862

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How do I get to look more like Gaston and less like LeFou?

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>>41909862
So does Iron Giant die or what?

>>41909862
>>41910673

He's not a bad guy

>>41909919
How fucking cool would it be if he died and then the other kid got arrested, the tournament was shut down permanently and Mr Miogi committed suicide.

I'd fucking watch the shit out of that. Also Gran Torino.

>>41910679
he's not a good guy

>>41910679
Read the OP faggit. Also I would fucking smash Hogarths mom into the dirt. Total milf.

>>41910686
>>41910679
He's just a lucky guy

>>41910679
>>41910686
he's The Guy

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>>41910679
He was sexist!

>>41910689
>>41910688
>>41910686
>>41910679
He's a big guy

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>>41910673
Yep he dead, also there's so high quality milf comics about Hogarth mom out there. Search up "iron giant 8muses".

>>41909862
>Movies where the good guy dies

Train to Busan (The real hero being Sang-hwa, the big guy who punches the shit out of the zombies)
Leon: The Professional
Get Carter (OG Michael Caine one, not the forever stallone remake)

>>41909862
The Matrix.

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>>41911022
>The real hero being Sang-hwa
Did you know this actor's name is literally MA DONG?

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>>41909862
>2017
>cut weight from gut
>go to buy pants that actually fit
>everything in every store is advertised as "skinny leg"
>store guy says "yeah it's the most awesome trend everyone looks so much hotter in it"
>store questions whether I may be gay because he's interested
>just try to buy pants
>by the time these fucking skinny legs fit around my leg, they are certified boogie sized pants
>you could fit three of my waists in these fucking things and they are tight around the calves

Fuck modern fashion.

>>41911051
You mean MA DONG-SUCC?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma_Dong-seok

>>41910664
Stop being a manlet

>>41911157
This. Just buy boot cut jeans and you'll look way more masculine than all the skinny legged hipsters around you.

>>41910698
For you.

>>41909862
>barn
Barge*
>Movies where the good guy does
I'll take that to not necessarily mean protagonist. Unironically,
Star wars 1, 4, 6, 7 and R1
Harry potter 4, 5, 6, 7 a&b
Wonder woman
Logan
Lion king
Gran Torino
The great Gatsby
Shutter island (SPOILER - DiCaprio's character doesn't really die but be pretty much requests a lobotomy at the end which is identity death)
Pulp fiction

Off the top of my head. Waiting for triggered (You)s calling me normie with zero taste

>>41911157
Painters Jeans are your friend, I have 24' calves but a 38' waistline.

>>41911993
Boot cut only really works when wearing boots, any time you're not wearing boots straight leg or tapered is better

>>41912484
I wear boot cut with dress shoes and I've gotten compliments on it. They have a little bell bottom look which I guess people like nowadays.

>>41912557
*Belle bottom