I'm doing keto and I need something chewy/crunchy NOW. What

Scrape some calcite residue from the inside of your kettle

>>41900403
Pork scratchings

>>41900435
this

>>41900435
can't get those where I live

I didn't know Asian females got that big! C-can I request more?

>>41900478
RIP

cheap raw pork do not cook it just eat it raw

celery, cucumbers, pickles, pork rinds, kale chips, zucchini chips, almonds, salad, sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, baked cheese chips, baked bread/cracker alternatives, low-sugar jerky.

might be more, that's off the top of my head. keto is definitely lacking in hard, crunchy snacks (i miss hard pretzels). cheese chips are pretty great though. just take a block of cheese, shred a bunch all over some parchment paper, and bake it at 350, 20-30 minutes.

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>>41900403
cheese slices in microwave or hot pan
have some high test

>>41900635
thanks, I will try to get my hands on most of those

>>41900403
Try getting some self control

While you're at it, pick up some balls, a life, and your manliness on the way

>>41900403
If you eat a single goddamn carb I'll smack you.

Melt cheddar cheese in a pan and flip until both sides are crispy. Tastes like baked cheese crackers.

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>>41900669
everyone needs a treat from time to time. better to treat yourself with something that doesn't put a stop to your goals.

>>41900715
>he """""treats""""" himself
Never gonna make it

>>41900478
make some

>>41900403
grilled baconstrips