Just got back from the gym, I'm so fucking done with gyms...

good thread

>>41898582
as long as you dont make eye contact when they're sucking you off its not gay

>>41898582
>pretending you don't regret not getting your dick sucked when you had the chance
Sure buddy.

>>41898582
hate it when that happens

>>41898650
dude, i have never in a million years thought i'd experience the shit i did today.

i'm in a weird state of shock.

i work at 8am and now i gotta wake up early and get my car back.

no staff there after midnight either so it's not like i could fucking report them on the spot.

>>41898582
>horny sluts being horny sluts
Bro it can happen anywhere, at least at the gym they're have a higher chance to not be a fatty.
The amount of times I've ran into gross sluts fucking somewhere inappropriate while on my security route is boggling.
Just ignore them, you dingus.

Just let your boss know youre late becausr you're homophobic.

>>41898669
Oh Jesus Christ. Welcome to planet Earth. People are horny and inappropriate. Big fucking deal. You saw a couple guys fucking and ran away like they were patient zero and now you're in "a weird state of shock" like you just saw a bunch kids blown up.

You are weak. You will never amount to anything.

Sounds awful OP, my condolences. Where is the free blowjob gym located? You know, so I can avoid it and shit

Dumbass why didn't you get a quick one?

Tell them your not gay and grab your stuff.

>>41898582
>Refusing a free after lift blow job.
Fucking faggot.

>>41898582
w-were they cute desu? I-its just for research baka!

>>41898669
You're a pussy. I can't stop laughing at what a pathetic piece of shit you are.

Also
>refusing free blowjob
confirmed never gonna make it

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>360

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>be at gym with my fagbro
>see hot guy and it turns us on
>go suck each other off in locker room
>hot guy walks in
>oh shit, now's our chance
>offer to blow him
>mfw he screams like a little girl and runs away flailing his arms like he's swatting away imaginary bats

>>41898582
Doing a 360 means you went in into the locker room. Who are you trying to fool. Youre gay

>>41898582
>Workout buddy and I are up at 2am workin' it (our schedules rarely matchup, but it's okay, 24 hour gym)
>It's often just us at 5am, but today we see some weirdo we've never seen before
>He isn't using a squat plug, shitstain down his back
>He doesn't even realize it, we giggle and quietly make fun of him
>Time to hit the showers boys
>We hear that lunk dropping his bars and shit, realize he's coming to the locker room where we are
>Decide to play a prank on him, I drop down and start sucking my friend's dick
>Can barely keep it in my mouth through the chuckling
>Plugless walks in, looks at us in sheer horror
>"Oh hello" my buddy forces out
>I remove my friend's dick "I'm just about done you can be next."
>Plugless spazzes out and moonwalks away, we are rolling on the locker floor laughing at this point
>Friend's exposed penis accidentally rolls into my butthole
>Oh no it didn't because I'm not a faggot and still have my squat plug in.
The weird thing was his car was still in the lot but he wasn't in the gym

>>41898582
Why did you run away? "No thanks" and grabbing your shit from the locker would suffice.

>>41898754
>>41898767
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I'm not certain of what I'd have done in your position OP. I believe in living life to the fullest, great opportunity to get your dick sucked by an expert with little to no risk of being exposed.

Although I know what I wouldn't have done, and that's run out like a scared little girl, pigtails flailing in the wind. You moron fucker idiot bitch, may your fat crackle in the fires of hell, inshallah.

>>41898669
Fucking faggot. So you saw some dude sucking some protein out of his gay buddy. You could've said no, got your shit and left. Not like they tried to rape you.

OP sounds like my grandma. She once ran out of a Barnes & Noble angrily ranting "theyre disgusting always shoving it in your face!" after she accidentally wandered into the gay & lesbian section.

>>41898794
>>41898818
>>41898714

I don't know. I got caught off guard. I didn't know what to do. I was fucking disgusted and still am. I can't fucking sleep now. The only thing I can think of is there being cum all over my locker or some shit. My fucking gym is ruined for me.

>>41898853

Calm down little baby man, I don't think there's any threat of the gays making jizz all over your cטck taylors

Whhooaaa
Wait aaaahh
Sec
Busting a nut using up sweet valuable protein is literally having your gains stolen.
What op saw was gains goblins siphoning all the gains away
Good work op guarding your gains

>>41898798
Not knowing degrees.
I D I O T
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>>41898899
This is bait

>>41898798
>tfw you are the newfag

>>41898853
Maybe just maybe, you have autism. It's fucking fine. Grab your shit, also don't go back to the gym. Spend your money on a pull up bar and some weights, also get into running.

>>41898853
Okay this has to be bait. No one is this much of a pussy.

>360
Well youre either a faggot or skipped math lessons in highschool

>>41898853
Don't listen to these fags OP. They are too busy fantasizing about getting blown by a dude in the locker room to appreciate what a strange situation you found yourself in.

>>41898838
She's not wrong tho...

Im sorry but who the fuck works out at 2 am?

>>41899672
Not OP, but I do. I work nights so 2am is usually when i hit the gym.

"You're blocking my locker, faggots."

>>41899045
you got baited faggot

>>are you working out?

How long until lynching fags is the norm again?

>>41899796
Maybe he was counter b8ing you fgt

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>>41898669

>>41899045
Summerfag get out.

>>41898582
>giggles turn out to mires
>guys offer some sucky sucky
>freaks out instead of taking it as a compliment

Never gonna make it

>>41898582
Fuck Gyms. The only free weight exercise you need is the deadlift. Literally everything else can be done with bodyweight. You'll be healthier with a military calisthenics routine anyway.

>>41898669
FuCK all these depraved fags- you did the right thing by not engaging in the sick depraved homosexual culture and agenda

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>>41898853
You are more of a faggot than the guy that had an actual penis in his mouth.

>>41900527
Please go and stay go

>>41900544
Your surplus calorie bulking routine is aging your body twice as fast, but at least you'll look pretty for gay guys at the beach for a few years in your short youth.

>>41898691
Boom

>>41898582

gj on dodging those gains goblins trying to suck you dry OP.

>>41898669
>>41898582
there's nothing gay about getting your dick sucked

>>41898669
anon dont listen to these other degenerates. being gay is wrong

>>41900832
that's like saying there's nothing gay about sticking your dick in an asshole
or nothing paedophilic about that

context is very important anon

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>>41900894
whats gay about smashing some boipucci?

50 - 70% of this is pasta.

>>41900894
that is correct

>paedophilic
that is beyond the scope of normalcy, gayness isn't

>>41900445
I hope soon.
>>41898670
>>41898691
>>41900704
Fuck off fag apologists, "just like us" my ass, you're a bunch of disgusting degenerates, why the fuck do I have to pay for your aids medication.

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>>41900666
>aging your body twice as fast

>>41900832
Obv
Hes the one whod be gay for sucking your dick!

Also, they musta been mirin to scamper off for fun like that. Its a compliment. Must be fairly well groomed too for em to mistake you for turd burglar aswel

>>41898582
you are a bitch OP it's not gay if they suck your dick

>>41899045
>he fell for it

>>41898582
Just take the blowjob you fucking tool

>>41901082
>caring about what guys do with their penors
Anon...