Anyone else realise that Rich's tattoos are borderline genius?

>>41897221
the ones on his arm make it harder to tell theres no definition from synthol

>>41897221
I wish he was my big brother

the ones all over his body give him the appearance of a retard thereby giving the impression that he has retard strength, pretty genius if you ask me

How to achieve those calves?

This isn't healthy. This is a low class Guido steroid gorilla nigger.

>>41897221
he is a freak. people look down on bodybuilders for reason.

>>41897221
Why the fuck isn't he leading a Gears of War film?

Whats with those dad shorts that are five sizes too big for him?

>>41897279
Lol

>>41897221
The markings on his skin are just as artificial as his supposed muscle mass.

>>41897221
I honestly can't fathom why anyone would want to look like this. It is just not athletic or functional at all. I would prefer my strong fat over this monstrosity.

>>41897221
why does he dress like a nigger?

>>41897221
>borderline genius
by your logic he should have cobwebs over his whole body to make him look "expanding".
please kys skelly mirer

>>41897221
he literally has a video about exactly this

I think he also said that in his competition days, since you can't compete with tats, he had lighter tattoos so you couldn't see them when he was spray-tanned for comps

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>>41897575
> I would prefer my strong fat over this monstrosity.

>>41897299
muscle transplants

>>41897999
nice trips retard

>>41897999
I can undo my gluttony. He can't undo whatever poison he's put in his body

>>41897221
kek, he's 6'1 but he's so wide that he looks like a manlet here

>>41897264
i wish he was my prison cellmate

idk dude he looks like a retarded guido manlet to me

Always been interested in how this guy would fare in a fight. At what point does raw strength have diminishing returns when it comes to kicking someone's ass?

>>41898260
I wish i could call him daddy while he puts his scoops in my mouth

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>rich never does a double front bice-

>>41897221
But i heard he isnt allowed to compete in recognised competitions, because he slapped a retarded child?

Whats the point of next level tattoos if you're not getting trophies?

I wrestled with Rich Piana in 2013. Started as a joke but he got way too rough. Synthol'd Fucker was strong.

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>>41897221

>>41898267
>>41898525
Yeah I'd see him being dangerous grappling or swatting his arms around like clubs, but I don't think he'd be great at throwing his body behind a punch or moving quickly. If you could keep some range and just keep punching him in the face or kidneys or just tire him out you'd probably be ok.

>>41898375
leave the man alone he's done his time as a professional bodybuilder. he's just doing what he loves as a passion now. i dont know why people are so drawn to le drama and controversy

>>41897221
>The ones on his obliques are to draw attention to his middle and make him look more rectangular.

It's meant to make his waist look narrower FFS

>>41897221
Not memeing but he's sort of like Elon Musk. He started up a business, became a millionaire, and then retired to focus on bodybuilding. And then he got divorce raped. So he started up another business, this time to do with supplements and YouTube, started earning good money again, but got divorce raped again.

So he's one of those people who are smart in certain areas, but dumb in others.

>>41897450
genuinely a good idea

>>41898598
Because nobody here has actual friends

DICK hanging LOWER than the BALLS

>>41900000
Checked

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>>41900000
god is dead

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>>41900000
Checked my nigga

Those shorts look like Dickies. With the tags still on. You can see in the back pocket.

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>>41898254
>can't undo my gluttony
Never gonna make it desu senpai

>>41900090
Where did you learn to read nigger

>>41897221
He has admitted this. He got them to accentuate his weird body

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>>41897221
>he claims he is 6'0 tall

Wtf are rich's lifts at anyway? Is he at least decently strong?

>>41897221
He looks grotesque senpai

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>>41898267
He wont go down easily but if you throw a jar of steroids in a ravine he will jump in

Might survive the fall though

>>41897221
Looks like his nipples are crying

>>41898267
Just keep circling him and leg kick until he can't walk

>>41898267
Ask Macc Trucc

>>41900000
GOTTA CONFUSE THE GENITALS, RIGHT BABE?

>>41898835
he's EXACTLY like Elon Musk

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>>41897221
Why aquire such a physique and ruin it with tattoos. He's not even that strong.

>>41900000
based

>>41898254
Well, how about you start now?

>>41902724
I started a month ago. I still have a ways to go though probably 3-4 months more cutting at least.

>>41898581
>My superior speed will bring me victory! HIIIYAAAA!!!

He does cardio everyday and has way way more flexibility than you do.

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>>41902823
You see what this monster did to Jason? He is fucking indomitable and has rage

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>>41898267
>>41898581

>>41898526
this.

/thread

Every time I see a video of Rich he sounds like he emphasizes. Every. Word. So. That. He. Can. Think. Of. What. Word. To. Say. Next. So. He. Doesn't. Forget. His. Point.

Maybe it's just me?

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>>41897328
agreed. he probably can't even do yoga cow face pose

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>>41897221

STARMpits

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Super gay, looks like his tits are hanging out of some skimpy top.

>>41905035
Only girls shave armpits

>>41897521
it's a california thing

>>41897221
Real talk: He looks like shit

>>41897221
>subtle

>>41905086
Nah.

That used 2001 Bentley must have so many miles. Probably breaks down constantly.

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>>41897238
Kek really underrated