>be me
>go to local gym
>finish up my greyskull workout
>head to the locker room for a quick shower
>locker room was semi-full with some chads and dyels
>I undress
>take my phone and pretend to talk to a friend
>I start boasting about fucking a girl last night
>I pretty much raise my voice so all guys could hear me
>Me:" YEA BRO I TOTAL GAVE IT TO STACY, HE STILL CAN'T WALK AFTER YESTERDAY"
>*phone rings*
>its mom
>wants to know what I want for dinner
>the guys realise that I was just faking it
>they all start laughing and pointing at me
>run out of gym with only my underpants still on
WHY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME /FIT/ ???
>>41896503
>he
>he still can't walk after yesterday
>>41896503
"Next week on Things That Never Happened..."
>>41896503
>he
/fit/ is full with a bunch of fags