Fitness blogger Rebecca Burger killed by "exploding whipped

Around dairy, better be wary!

was it a muslim whipped cream canister? what the fuck

>>41889040
>name is burger
>killed by food

>>41889109
>be named burger
>work out and eat healthy your whole life
>die at 33 anyway when you dared fuck with some unhealthy food

maybe being /fit/ isn't the way to make it

>>41889040

Someone posted about this shit yesterday, and I thought it was just like a completely freak accident sort of thing. Then the article says there was someone else the same thing happened to, and they broke 6 fucking ribs. That's some wild shit just for some whipped cream.

>>41889129
I don't even understand how it could happen, the top threads on so strongly, is it the canister flying off and hitting them?

After my early 20s, I can attest to the safety of these devices...

>>41889138
The compressed gas cannister is usually poiting towards you with these things. So that's probably what's hitting people.

I think the whole thing exploded. The pressure inside the canister is increased greatly, so if you buy cheap shit that can't withstand the pressure it might blow I guess.

But high quality like iSi or ICO shouldn't be a problem. If you're extra worried, buy one that can take two chargers but only use one.

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>Eats whipped cream from the can for whole life
>Perfectly healthy
>"Healthy" person tries whipped cream
>Dies

>>41889040
holy shit that's some final destination shit. right up there with exploding office chairs

>around pressurized air
>always beware

>>41889178
but thats the thing, the gas canister doesn't point toward you. it points outwards to the front, the reservoir for the cream points "toward" you but mostly downward...i don't see a vector for this to happen

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>>41889040
I wonder which healthy whipped cream recipes she posted

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>>41889040
>screw on cartridge
>incompletely discharge
>turn around and point toward yourself and begin unscrewing cartridge
>it shoots toward you like a fat slow bullet

that's the only way i can imagine it happening. live fit guys, dont fuck with whip cream canisters

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>>41889212
The vector is that she over gassed it with multiple canisters, the old lid that twists on breaks off, slams into the counter shatters and bounces up into the user's neck.

I've used these ceramic electric steam wands and let me tell you they feel dodgy as fuck to twist on properly, it feels dangerous knowing how much stored energy can be put in there with the thin thread.

>>41889261
How many different cream canisters did she swallow discharge from before she settled on this violent one?

>>41889311
your scenario is supposing a bunch of shit, thats not how you arrive at a conclusion with things like this, im not taking shit bouncing off the counter into account, too random

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>>41889115
>when you dared fuck with some unhealthy food
Mate nobody actually uses those things to make whipped cream, have you never been to a rave?

So, what's the dumbest modus of dying for /fit/ idiots? Trying to outrun trains or this?

>>41889415
cant tell if troll or serious

>>41889205
kek

>>41889040
should have just stuck with weed

>>41889425
He is srs. If u are just using whilped cream just buy whipped cream

She probably tried to impress Chad by putting two canisters in to do a double balloon, held it facing her because she's an airhead bimbo and the defective cracker exploded and killed her. Very very unlucky desu.

>>41889455

Nah, she was a fitness bitch, remember? She was probably making her own that was supposed to be healthier.

Are the people talking about whipped cream in here American's/ Shut in's? Do Americans not do Nitrous from balloons at parties? I'm no social butterfly but the few parties I attend, everyone will be passing the dispenser around at the start and at the end, it's probably only slightly less common than weed. Literally no young person I know has ever actually used this to make whipped cream, you would just buy the cream if you wanted some.

>>41889415
I use them to make chocolate moose

>>41889205

moral of the story is to just roid as hard as shit and yolo.

youll end up like stallone and hulk hogan in their 70s and doing great while "healthy" cucks die early and live a shit life.

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>>41889471
>tfw I only do double balloons
I should probably start to let the gas from the first canister into the balloon before putting in another one

>>41889379
Kek, fit is the funniest board

>>41889415
Do both

>>41889040
>one less Instagram-whore in the world

They should call this stuff Miracle Whip.

>>41889415
I don't know what that means

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>>41889040
>not using top tier febreze

>Fitness blogger Rebecca Burger

Literally who.

>>41889040

So Amerifats literally name themselves after fast food now?

>>41889888

Joke's on you, nerd.

She was French.

>>41889515
Ony trashy people do that shit. I've never encountered this at a party.

T. Britbong. We're old fashioned. We just do hard drugs and alcohol.

>>41889888
checked

>>41889487
hahahahha fucking hell you absolute virgin

those canisters are used for the nitrous oxide, you get a high for about 20 seconds by inhaling it

http://www.talktofrank.com/drug/nitrous-oxide

>>41889917
>We're old fashioned. We just do hard drugs and alcohol.

fucking hell you have literally never been to a house party/rave have you? there's always people doing loons

>>41889938
Nobody's disputing that it can be used for that, objects can have more than one use you know

>>41889379
underrated

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I'd still fuck her.

>>41889455
If you're into molecular gastronomy they're common for making foams. She's French, that's not a massively unusual thing to be doing.

>>41889917
I've seen a few do it, mostly 30 somethings + trying to be down wit da yoot, and/or chinless wonders also trying to be down wit da yoot. Was on a train just before new years with this pedo looking idiot selling it to this rahing idiot.

I think she put it in upside down. You can crack it with enough force but it would shatter and turn into a grenade. She probably bought a super shitty one, put the canister in wrong, and the shitty dispenser prob cracked the canister.

Sad shit. I can't believe being same as done making a desert so happy with the hard work you've done just putting the last touches on it then be in immense pain. Poor woman. I hope somone was there so she didn't die alone.

>>41889952
>>41889938

Lol look at this fuckin faggot trying to act like he's hot shit because he's done nox.

I've been offered everything from a hit of weed to a syringe of shit that I didn't understand, and never once have I seen anyone doing whippets at a party in the US.

>>41889251
Id like to explode my cream canister all over her, if you catch the meaning of what i am saying

>>41890065
>>I've been offered everything from a hit of weed to a syringe of shit that I didn't understand, and never once have I seen anyone doing whippets at a party in the US.

wow, you're my hero mate

hahaha fucking state of you, absolute virgin, loons were huge in the uk before they cracked down on it

nonce

>>41890120

Lol who gives a shit about what was huge in the UK?

Keep thinkin you're cool you queer. Everyone knows you gotta have done nox to be a big-dick swangin badass on a Malaysian knitting board

>>41890161
you're the absolute spastic that still abides by the reddit meme of >le british are so quirky and old fashioned we only drink le beers and le ketamine

>>41890238

God damn you are just the dumbest, double-chinned, blonde-banged-having faggot I've ever had the bad luck to deal with

Go back to your nox. Maybe your luck will turn, and the same shit that happened to her will get you

>>41890318
>>41890318
go back to sniffing the muck caught under your fingernail from the bog underneath your static caravan to get high you smelly little urchin

Another dead thot. Wonderful.

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HOW MANY OF YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES ACTUALLY DO THIS SHIT? FUCK ME

>>41889040
fucking cancer thread

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>>41889747

>>41889251

>just noticed that there was a frog in her picture

was kek trying to warn us?

Hippie crack..
She probably hit it while standing and fell

>>41889040
lmao fucking nangs for days

>>41889251
She had sad boobs. Shame. Droopers are always disappointing, especially at that size.

>>41889487
Hmm good point. She could have been makin stevia whipped cream or something. That would require one

>>41889515

I've gone to high school and college parties all over Los Angeles. I've been around people who do coke, molly, shrooms, and smoke weed. I've never been at a party where people passed around a whipped cream cannister and got high off it. It's an activity that only the most fucked up drug heads do.

>>41889415
yeah bro in Australia they're called nangs knew a guy that did 20 in a row then was fucking out for like an hour drooling on himself loooooool

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>>41889040
>whipped cream unironically kills your gains

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>>41889040
Maybe because I'm an american, but why not get whipped cream from this?

there's no way N02 can cause a heart attack
the only way it can cause serious damage is if you suffocate on it, and that's incredibly hard to do with a cream charger.

You guys had me scared I couldn't buy whipcream from the super market to spray in my mouth for cheat day.

Now I realize that this is some weird euro device for people who do nox. Seriously, I don't think anyone in America uses that device except for chefs, hardcore annoying foodies, and people interested in doing one of the most retarded drugs on earth. I've never seen someone huff gas outside of Steve-o and the girl from that walking on sunshine girl from that TLC show.

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>>41891085
it's a festival staple, they call it hippy crack

but people tend to buy these crackers, they don't carry around a friggin cream dispenser

>>41891140
Aussie mate uses it for nangs, its kinda like using a luxury bong instead of smoking a joint

>>41891085
>I've never seen someone huff gas outside of Steve-o and the girl from that walking on sunshine girl from that TLC show
It's not like you're inhaling petrol fumes or something retarded like that, they use nitrous at the dentist and these canisters are food-grade.

>>41889415
how do i get high from these. what kind of high is it?

>>41890490

This. I went to a "party" high school and we drank more alcohol than water, our school would just have a haze of weed smoke, we had one case of heroin OD in my Junior year, and I personally sold coke, as did two other kids. Never ever did we get high on nitrous. Why would we if we have better shit?

>>41889070
fpbp

>>41891227
u inhale empty nos cans. just imagine being light headed x 3. fucks ur brain up.

>>41889515
>>41891085

It's not nearly as popular in the U.S. as far as I know. I'm not a huge partygoer but I hit the festival scene regularly and have been to my share of sketchy house parties. The only place I've tried it was at my own house after getting a cracker and canisters from a headshop.

I'm sure it goes on at raves but there's definitely a stigma about huffing in general (even though nitrous is super safe when done responsibly).

>>41891227
You blow the gas into a balloon and inhale it, absolutely DON'T inhale directly from the dispenser because you'll freeze your lungs. The high is pretty short, 2 minutes max with an afterglow of a couple more. It is like a miniature trip where sound is warped and you often hallucinate. It's pretty disorienting and often leaves you with some feeling of deja-vu afterwards. I recommend sitting down the first few times you try it and only loading one capsule into your balloon.

>>41890097
You are a necrophiliac?

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>>41889040
>all of these anon thinking they're cool cause they sucked on a whipped cream dispenser in a club once
>all of these other anons thinking they're even cooler because they've taken harder drugs

did i take a wrong turn and land on the narcotics and hedonism board?

>>41891247
>Why would we if we have better shit
Says the guy who never tried it. There is no 'better' here, just different. You're seriously missing out mate.

>>41889421
Overheating in a sauna

>>41891281
>>41891318
How the fuck do you leave out the most fun part? You giggle uncontrollably with a dopey ass smile on your face because everything is funny as fuck.

>>41889040
>Ms. Burger, you shouldnt do whippits, I heard they are dangerous
>whats the worst that could...
>*psssssshhhhhhh *woooosh *BANG*

A fitting end for an Instagram whore

>killed by whipped cream dispenser
If only this happened to more people who buy single porpoise kitchen appliances.

Protip: Nitrous + LSD = Gascid

One of the craziest trip reports
https://erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=88760

>>41889403
But she got killed because of it, so a "complicated" version of events has a chance of possibility while your "simple" version of events LITERALLY has a 0% chance of happening since it involves her not dying.

>>41889421
Getting killed by your brother because the two of you couldn't afford the ladyboys you fucked the other day

>>41889040
>canister exploded
>family posts a picture of it
>it's just disassembled
this is like when that lady was holding unshot rounds claiming her house had been shot at.

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>>41891826

THE MAN IS DEAD
HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT FAGGOT

>>41891814
>>41889403
both of you are retarded. Chances are the canister didn't fail. Until they show one with a broken cap or shredded threads, what likely happened was pilot error and not defective product.

>>41891953

You are one kind of a special fucking idiot man

>>41889526
It went fine since they got rich as fuck.

>>41892013
Explain.

They said she died of a heart attack but not specifically trauma. Like her cause of death wasn't chest trauma like a gaping hole in her chest but an MI. Abusing NOS can cause heart attacks

What kind of mongoloid eats whipped cream out of anything other than a disposable can? I've honestly never even heard of a reusable one.

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Imagine being a worker at the funeral parlor the family takes her body to and having to prepare her overnight
Would you? She can't move so her pussy has got to be ultra tight

>>41892374
family directly stated it struck her in the chest

>>41890490
>>41891247
You can buy those during or after raves quite often, sometimes even on the street. I've been able to buy them at a bar once too. On it's own it's meh but if you combine it it send you off to space.

>>41890488
Good eye. Perhaps if she'd eaten more whip cream and huffed less they'd have filled out.

My college roommate used to do whipits with his gf. As a welder never understood why he'd deal with those tiny cartridges when (I assume) you could buy a 20L gas bottle of medical grade NO2...

>>41892374
Pic is just the model, the device which exploded has been sealed.

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This is a gun now!

WTF AMERICA?

>>41889040
Every one of those I've seen before today was a mix of steel and cast aluminum... cap was cast aluminum. This one pictured has plastic cap...

>>41889917
Mate they're everywhere. When I was a crackhead I hooted 6 at once and blacked out

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>>41892505

>family

C'mon now

>>41889261
>>41889251
I bet the boys at the morgue will be pleased.

>>41891400

no you control the giggle and fucking space out.

its extra fucked if you do it while on other drugs - time slows down its fucking unreal

>>41889040
>whipped cream

you never know how unhealthy nutrition will fuck you up

>>41889515
>>41889917

britbong here, my dreadlocked housemate and all her patchouli stinking friends would litter the floor with canisters at any party we ever had

>>41891826
Explanation?

>>41889421
Suicide grip bench

>>41889311
ceramic feels like a shite material for a pressure vessel

>>41889520
how do you get the moose to cooperate?

>>41890842

I love that cat :)

>>41890341
you sound like a fag

>>41891214
>and these canisters are food-grade
food-grade fragmentation grenades

>>41890859
This. I have no fucking clue what those screw-on bottle things are or why they use bb gun cartridges.

>>41889070

fpbp

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NANGARANG

>>41889917
>he's not done nossies at a rave in Bradford
What a ponce!

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JUST HAVE ONE BITE ANON IT WON'T KILL YOU

>>41893819
don't know what they'll do with a frigid corpse anon

fucking hell getting killed by an exploding whipped cream canister is an awful way to go. I hope she finds peace wherever she is

>killed by gas canister
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>41889040
Good. These yoghurt advertising instagram models should all fucking die man

>>41890043
i can't understand a single fucking word you said

>>41891227
It's Nitrous Oxide (N2O). It's a dissociative drug. Short but very intense high.

>>41891227
WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH

That's it, that's the entire high for two minutes. Pretty piss poor and stupid dangerous for how fucking lame it is desu.

>>41895356
What kind of people take morgue jobs, numbnuts? Corpse fucking is a real thing, and it happens more often than you'd like.

>>41889040
that's what she gets for not using a whisk for those sweet forearm gains

>>41889093
>>41889129

it's a short lived drug
like inhaling helium kinda

whippets? whip-its?

>>41895834
>dangerous
how exactly is it dangerous?

>>41889531
>he doesn't use a cracker

>>41895834
Kek
This but virtual sounding like a broken SNES game

>>41891362
>responding to a thread full of gags to imply that you're better than them
You're better than that anon, shame on you

>>41895834
>WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH
That's not at all the 'entire high'
I don't even get the sound effect, unlike most people. The drug would be boring as fuck if that was all there was to it. There's plenty of dissociative effects if you hit it hard.

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>living a healthy lifestyle is now an occupation
>posting about it on the internet is now an occupation
>taking risque photos of yourself and acting like it's because you want to show off your healthy lifestyle is now an occupation

>>41889070
O fuk

>>41891761
>erowid
My nigga

>>41892592
You assume wrong, unless you have seriously good connections.

>>41896506
she was incredibly rich from birth she's just fucking around

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>>41894255
my sides

>>41889205

>Boogie
>healthy

surely you ruse

>>41889093
allah creambar

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>>41892698
That's a really good point.

>>41897168
Learn to read.

>>41890065
ive done a whippet literally once and it was offered to me at a party in the us. its also been at another party ive attended and we quickly kicked those shits out for doing retarded drugs and being sketchy. you make whipped cream with a fucking blender of some sort, not >>41889040

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U WHIP BRAH??? U WHIP???

>>41897324
NOW WATCH ME WHIP
WHIP
NOW WATCH ME PEPE

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>>41897301
Good luck convincing /ck/.

>>41890043
>>41895783
Why the fuck did this exchange make me literally cry with laughter?

>>41897383
That's just what happens whenever laughing gas is involved.

>>41891395
Kek

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>>41891761
Seriously good read. This was my drug of choice in 2010 too. A word of caution though, self control is absolutely important. I did way too much over the course of a month.

>>41889205
Boogie must have a Herculean heart. Imagine the kind of gains that motherfucker would have made if he had not fallen to the Dark Chocolate side.

>>41891085
Watch this guy, guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl2ustwRJ1Y

>>41897955
Not close to the same thing

>>41889070
my sides exploded like that can of whipits!