Welp, girlfriend is preggers. Looks like I'm going to be

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>tfw 25 and a father

>>41876271
LMAO you just got cucked senpai

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>>41876271
your life is over fag lol

>>41876271
Was she on the pill?

Dont trust women past 24 with bc

>>41876271
u don goofed famalam

>>41876271
I'm a father of 2 at 28. It definitely affects the way you train. But if you're not bitch made you can still make it into the gym. I used to do 6 times a week when I wasn't a father. Now I do 3-5. I'm currently building a pretty nice home gym. So I'll be back to 6 times a week and some morning cardio. My wife is into fitness also..maybe even more than me so it helps. If the mother of tourwchildren is a lazy fatty then you're fucked.

>>41876271
If you're both white, you should be having no less than 2 kids. Otherwise, you're useless.

>>41876280
Congrats anon. Remember that being an good dad is the single most important thing you can do to assure your sons isn't a faggot and your daughter isn't a whore.

>>41876271

Do you know its yours, man?

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>>41876306
I broke up with her because i didn't want to look after the kid, i just pay alimony now and still lift 6x a week.

Still enjoying life.

>>41876271
Congrats bro I'm not a father yet but I am very much looking forward to being one however my roommate and his gf have a 2 month old and I can tell you they were pretty thoroughly exhausted for the first 6 weeks your sleep is definitely going to suffer and you'll have to learn to survive on a series of micro naps sleep at the same time the baby sleeps even if it's 30 minutes at a time you can probably still sneak away for a gym away while you leave the mother to feed baby but really it's thw sleep thats going to be the biggest obstacle also you can never havw too many diapers I recommend getting the machine washable ones so you can just re use them

>>41876298
what do you do for a living?
2 kids and that much workout sounds like a huge time sink.

>>41876333
>Congrats

>>41876317
Yep, it's mine.

She was on bc as well. (And I physically see her take it daily).

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>tfw when 32 years old and have one kid, but his mom wanted sole custody of him and now she's basically stuck with him 24/7 and all she gets is a small amount of child-support

I get to see him on the weekends sometimes, but I honestly don't give a shit, maybe when he's older it'll be fun to have him over, now it's just annoying.

>>41876377
Anon, let me tell you that she faked it. She wanted a baby. Thats just how women are. If she was nearing 30 shes gonna make herself get pregger

>>41876377

Get the DNA test just in case. Seriously! Soon as that baby come out. And save the results. Its good that your confident, but be safe. Its 2017

>>41876271
F

>>41876377
>bc
>black cock
wey

>>41876387
This post made me feel better about myself.

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>>41876271
F

>all these /fit/izens leaving their girl when shit hit the fan

Your lack of ethics and responsibility disgust me. This is basically being fat on a socioeconomic level. /pol/ was right.

What do you mean you physically see her take it everyday? Wtf faggot you guys really have that much distrust in your relationship?

>>41876451
Schedule, same routine in the AM. Women are notoriously bad about taking the pill regularly (source: women).

>>41876411
Typo, *bbc

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>>41876443
Well I'm this guy; >>41876318

I thought it was an easy job, but i got over it. Cant see friends when i want, cant lift, cant ride my motorcycle so i broke up right away. Thought i wanted a kid but it looks like deep down i didn't.

Some other guy can look after it for all i care.

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this thread is indicative of the current mindset of most western youth

this kills the civilization

>>41876286
When I became a man, I put away childish things.

>>41876472
what a selfish degenerate worthless cunt you are, congrats on destroying yet another childs life who didn't ask to be here all because you're to self centered. I hope you get fucking cancer and die looking into your mothers disappointed eyes and your child turns up laughing at your demise, cunt.

>>41876483
What, like legos? Legos are fucking awesome dude

>>41876377
The birth control didn't work because Chad's sperm is way more potent than yours.

If there's a bright side to getting cucked, at least you won't have to raise a kid... right?

Oh... You're staying with her? Lol.

>>41876493
Woah dude, calm down. It's my kid not yours.

>>41876271
about to be a father next year, i know because it's what I actually want. Consider this OP, some ppl are unable to have kids despite their damnest trying so. You're in a better spot, despite what you may think, then others.

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>all this absent fathers
So this is the power of /fit/?

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>>41876498
>The birth control didn't work because Chad's sperm is way more potent than yours.

>>41876512
True, fertility treatments are expensive as fuck. Family friend has gone through 4 cycles at around 12k a pop.

>>41876443

It's no, it's looking after your own interests instead of other people's like a turbocuck

>>41876478
It's true. They have been brainwashed by pseudo intellectual drivel like "Fight Club" and essentially want no responsibility in life other than to get tendies from Mommy.

>>41876271
>getting a child before marriage
Jesus Christ. "I had this girl I regularly fuck and we had an incident, so we had to settle as a family." How sad.

>>41876528
I can't even imagine paying out of pocket for one of those treatments let alone the crushing pain that it didn't even work.

Say goodbye to proper sleep.

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>>41876377
So it was an accident and yet you are keeping it? pathetic. Enjoy raising an accident.

>>41876594
thats how most families are actually and theyre doing fine. life isnt a disney movie you outcast

>>41876614
fuck, meant to reply to >>41876565

>>41876318
>>41876387
>>41876531
I got some bad news for you boys, you are niggers

>>41876271
Congrats Anon. The challenges are unique and will be psychologically draining at times, but it's still worth it.

For me, the little moments are the best. The extent to which I love that person is grand, but it's also a type of love I had never experienced before being a father.

Good luck.

Is abortion not an option at all? Do you not have hangers?

>>41876625
had written a response to you but deleted it once i saw this post, no harm senpai.

>>41876614
>>41876625
My family was like that. My friends' were not, though. Now my friends have proper families themselves. Their parents were happy, they are happy and their children will be. While OP is fucked up, and his children also are.

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>>41876271
>>41876280

>>41876531
>basic morals are turbocucking

Even villains take care of their spawn, anon. If you can't think of anyone but yourself, and "anyone" includes people who are 50% genetically you, then I applaud your sociopathy.

>>41876271

You will not sleep, she will resent you and become distant and blame you for not doing 'enough'. Plus your a total retard for knocking a bitch up.

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>>41876675
>While OP is fucked up, and his children also are.

savage af

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>>41876271

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>>41876271

24 here, second child on the way. Grats OP, hopefully its with someone worth raising a child with.

I was doing a 6 day plpplp before they where born. Had to take a few weeks off to help out, switched to a 3 day ppl to maintain gains, then after three months my wife fell into her groove.

If you cook fresh for yourself, then cook fresh for your kid. Spend your prep days, prepping for both of you. We all started eating cleaner.

The biggest problem i faced was sleep, though you may luck out. My child is nocturnal. Balance life and you'll soon find a way to lift in the gaps.

Unless you're a fuck up with no willpower it will be easy.

>>41876680
The funny thing is, that type of joke becomes funnier when you are a parent. The transverse would be a spinster sitting in a basment smoking Misty Lights and listening to her "boss" record collection, right?

It's funny how, much like fat people feel it's okay to mock fit people but not the other way around - childless people do the same thing to parents.

Like, couldn't one say it's a shame you don't find life good enough to show to someone new? Or, nobody loves you enough to make little (((yous))) with you?

Or maybe the right answer is, stay in your lane, and let others do thier thing?

>>41876713
My man. I couldn't agree more. Gave the little one some brussel sprouts the first time the other evening and baby finished them. We're gonna make it.

Say goodbye to any and all freetime, sleep, sanity, and hobbies.

>>41876692
And worse than that.. You're stuck for 18 entire years.. Unless you act fast.

Your phone is never going to stop ringing, and it'll probably ring while she's sucking nigger dick too.

You need to get her to abort. You cannot let this happen. You do not want to ruin your life.

Force some pills into her, read some shit online. You have to kill this baby, force a miscarriage, something.

>>41876271
she got you nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY

>>41876759
Don't worry friend. You'll still find a little time for /sipposting/ and TMZ.

#beleef

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>>41876768
holy fuck im crying

>>41876478
>>41876536

Clearly all those countries with higher birth rates are much better off now all their families have an extra six mouths to feed

>>41876748
Mate... that made my happy.

Mfw no happy family
mfw no son to show what different foods and textures taste like for the very first time

>>41876290
>brother is 20
>dumps gf unexpectedly
>tells me she stopped taking the pill and deliberately got pregnant when their relationship started failing
>he'd been maintaining the relationship to get her to go through with an abortion
>hadn't told anyone, even came to my city for the procedure without staying at mine
>dealt with it all on his own at 20 years old

my advice? you're fucked, like game over fucked, a kid is a glorified pet and a huge time and money sinker, which is just what your girlfriend was looking for sincer the cock carousel ended and she feels like "something is missing", she will literally keep the kid out of boredom, she doesn't really want to raise a creature that will bring light to this shitty butt devasted society, so yeah, congrats: you're fucked and will indirectly fuck us to with that little shit running around smoking weed devastating cities because he was born from a bored mother and a spineless cuck too busy being beta and a slut, yeah

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OP here

What should I name it?

Pick girl or boy, dubs decides

>>41876271
I've never even touched a woman. I can't relate to you people at all haha.

>>41877136
Stoolen, a mix between stool and stolen and Steven

>>41876504
not him but can you seriously not refute anything he said

>i put out cigarettes on my dog
>eat shit and die
>woah, it's my dog not yours

this is you

>>41877143
how does this happen? In all seriousness.

>>41876493

>>41877136
Rich

>>41876713
>>41876748
26 here, tell me what is wife material?

>>41877136
Chad obviously

>>41877136
Hitler

>>41877136
>girl
Dead

>boy
Meat

#teamabort

>>41877126
Are your parents ashamed of you or something? Don't hold back man let it all out

>>41877136
Chalupa Batman

>>41876493
Can't help but agree with this guy. No matter what your personal feelings, when you've fathered a kid, that's your responsibility. You can run away from that sure, but you'll always know you're a complete and utter waste of fucking space and a failure as a man no matter how much lift or how many other women you fuck.

Don't want a kid? Use a fucking condom. It's hardly rocket science.

>>41876271
>>41876280

>Tfw 24 and a father

>>41876318
>>41876472
>>41876443

I wanted to leave my girl and kid but can't bring myself to do it. Sometimes I cry when I look at my daughter because of how happy and beautiful she is. I applaud you guys for being able to disconnect, I just couldn't do it. I feel good about raising her the right way and being a supportive father.

>>>

The first month will be the hardest because the baby will be up every 1-2 hours. Your girl will wake you up intentionally, she will be frustrated due to lack of sleep, and you will end up doing more around the house (dishes, cleaning, etc) because she will not have the energy for it.

Gym will not be difficult. Your energy levels will fluctuate much more than they do now, so you might skip a day here and there. I don't stick to a schedule, I just make sure I get in my push, pull and leg day throughout the week. Some weeks I do them 3 days in a row, others I space them out. Get used to being flexible.

Start throwing stuff out NOW. Get rid of your dog, throw out old clothes, pots/pans that don't get used. Anything that hasn't been used for a few months or that doesn't ever get used should be discarded. You will be amazed at how much shit you accumulate when you have a child.

>>41877311
but
m-m-muh vidya
m-m-muh freedom
m-muh feeling

REEEEEEEE

>>41877136
If boy: Chad

If girl: Chadrina

>>41876271
No kids of my own but my girl has a kid I help out with when she's busy. I would suggest pre cooking meals on your off days to save time in the kitchen and choosing a program that only requires 3-4 days at the gym a week as opposed to 5-6. It will eat up your time but if your not a bitch you can still make gains.

>>41877136
Tony SIPriani

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>>41877196

Really high Conscientiousness
Really high Agreeableness
Really low Neuroticism
Average Extroversion
Average Openess

Plus high IQ so your kids don't come out retarded

>>41877136
Brother Farzad

>>41877422
Boy and Girl

>All these anons leaving their own children behind

You really don't what it's like to be abandoned, do you?

Maybe now you'll finally remember to not drop to the ground what you lift up.

>>41877422
well, that's one.

roll for girls name.

pray for a miscarriage

Girls Name- Flava Flav

>>41877460
awooga

>>41877460
cum dumpster

>>41876271
26 with a 4-year old girl and 1-year old boy. Fatherhood is a hell of a drug, and it feels like brain damage or mind control sometimes.

Before my daughter was born, I was depressed, suicidal, closed off and up to my eyeballs with social anxiety. Day and night, I'd constantly have a simmering urge to kill myself. Even when driving with friends and family, I had a desire to just slam the car into a concrete wall, just to end it. Taking my daughter in the car for the first time, I suddenly realised the urge was gone, and I was completely content.

Overall, fatherhood has been a huge fucking deal for me. I train harder, eat better, live like I never have before. Although, I'm cheating slightly because I've been living on 4 hours sleep and one meal a day since I was 15, so having kids wasn't as much of an upset to my normal function.

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>>41877528
>I've been living on 4 hours sleep and one meal a day since I was 15

>>41876377
just get rid of it

>>41876395
This

Never trust a woman who says they're on bc. Shouldve still worn a condom.

Congrats on the entrapment

>>41876632

I'm pretty white friendo

>>41877612
nah

>>41877645
>white
>acts like a nigger
That's even worse 2bh

>>41877460
GOMADdison

>>41877311
Just pay for the child expenses and let the mother marry another man who acts as the father.

What's the fucking problem? If the kid doesn't have a father is the mother's fault, not his.

Better that than being a mediocre father with life ruined who will never love the kid anyway.

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children = gain goblins

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>>41877645

Your kid will be fucked either in a big way or a small for not having a proper father, and will always resent or even hate you for the damage you've done to them

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>>41877723
>all the dirty hands that have been on that
>placing it on your child's face

>>41877460
Bitch Mcqueen

>>41877460
Gains goblin

>>41876610
There are no accidents. Only surprises.

>>41877766
kek. we got a winner

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>>41877766
>Gains goblin

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>>41876280
Ayyo. Same here. Sons about to be a year old. I love my son but his mom is a pain I'm the was. Longer story short is its a toxic relationship and I hate life because of it. But he makes it worth it.

>>41877311

That only counts if you care about those values
To me it just makes you clever and independant

>>41877766
>>41877422
kek, OP here.

Boy - Brother Farzad
Girl - Gains Goblin

Trips overrule dubs

>>41877436

Just aware it isn't going to affect me so idc

>>41877136
zyzz

>>41877916
Kill her before she takes your son away.
If she's already acts aggressively, you may find some psychotic drugs and secretly give it to her, so that she would have a psychotic outbreak. Then you may be able to convince the judge that she must be stripped of parental rights.

>>41877920
Boy - Scoobydoo
Girl - GOMAD

>>41877916
Not down for murder haha. We've already agreed not to go to court and when she does move out how him visiting will work. She greatly respects my mom and if she ever did try my mom is good at working child support and custody cases.

>>41876271
congrats hope it's yours

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>mfw knocked up girl at 14
>Don't know where they are, but know child exists
>lift to forget
I've still never found them, they would be six or seven by now, it kills me i'll never know my kid

>>41878041
>mfw knocked up bitch at 17
>dumb fat mexican
>she was engaged to this skinny white boi
>he knows it's mine
>i know it's mine
>couldn't even tell you his name

He'd be about 8 or 9, should watch that movie Place Beyon the Pines, might give you some feels

>>41877729
Yes? I don't want the kid, why should i give a fuck what he thinks about me

>>41877946
Dude. You evil genius. Im picturing a cocktail of dissociative and hallucinogenics, insta craziness.

Abort it. You won't be happy again for 18+ years if you have it, believe me.

28 year old father of 2 boys. Had my first son when I was 25 and have a newborn right now. I honestly wouldn't change anything. I've been happily married the whole time and can still work out and eat whatever I want. Ask away if you got questions

>>41878358
What did you go through when you first found out you were going to be a father?

>>41878150
I really hope this is bait. You can't be this stupid.

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>>41876710

>>41877977
This was meant for :l
>>41877946

>>41877436
Don't overestimate it.

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Just here to tell you white lads to keep fucking bitches, impregnating them and then leaving to impregnate more bitches.

If the white race wants to survive we need to breed like the niggers do, with as many bitches as possible. Spread your seed, white anons. Spread it everywhere and live freely.

>>41878422
I was really happy. I was with my wife for a while already and we were trying to have kids. But it doesn't really hit you until your at the hospital for the delivery

>>41876528

Royal jelly has helped hundreds of couples with fertility issues.

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>>41876531
>raising your own kid is cuckoldry
Literally the same type of logic that keeps black people in shitholes.

>>41876271
Mate, a word of advice: if you are pulling less than five pl8s get a paternity test done. Women love to cuck wristlets

>>41878520
I'm spreading it everywhere right now, reading your post.

>>41876443
or perhaps two people should only have kids if _BOTH_ of them want it?

>>41877645

No, you are a nigger. The term is not exclusively for blacks. It's for anyone who acts like a nigger, like you.

>>41878603

that means only I can say nigger, not your honkey a$$

>>41878642

It means no such thing, stop acting like a nigger.

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>>41877263

Remember anons, when you have a child your life is over. It's not your life anymore, it's theirs. It's your responsibility to raise your children morally and legally. Don't be a fuck.

>>41876271
Don't be a bitch. You're still a man. You still can have goals. You still can have responsibilities.

Do not fall for the "my life is my kids" meme that 99.9% of parents become now. Make yourself into someone who your kid will respect.

>>41878669

stop oppressing my black ass racist

Good thing you have a kid already and didn't fall for the "wait until I'm 36+" meme like most people.

Friendly reminder: the quality of your sperm and her eggs deteriorate with time. The longer you wait the more chances there are that you will give birth to an autist that browses 4chan

>>41877937
Yes I second this

for about a year after kiddo 1 I did nothing by work and raise a kid. I filled up my calendar with clients to get as much money as possible. I got pudgy.

I got fed up with feeling like I could never make it to the gym and bought a home gym.

Lifts are respectable again and I'm not totally soft anymore and through leading by example my wife is now working out as well. We had our second kid 6 weeks ago and I'm proud of the effort she's putting into her body.

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>>41878669
Are you seriously trying to talk to a nigger? Lol

>>41876478
Yes, let's all strive to be like Africa and the Middle East, clearly they know what they're doing when it comes to be a civilization.

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>>41876377
A women shouldnt be able to have kids while on blast & cruise. Be aware u r probably being tooled anon

>>41876271
At first you'll lose a bunch of weight because you'll be too exhausted to eat. Then you get fat because you can't work out as much when your appetite comes back. That's IF you're not an asshole and actually help your wife.

>>41877695
Ah yes, the mother can just go to the "good father-figure" tree and pick a ripe good father-figure for her child off one of the branches.

Do you think about what you're saying before you type this retarded garbage or do your fat fucking fingers have a mind of their own?

>>41877729
>>41876632
>>41876493
>>41877311
ITT: fags who were raised by single mothers

Raising your own kid of for fucking fags, get a some cuckhold to raise the fucker, let him resent you, as it will make him strong, and keep raw-dogging your way to valhalla.

Once the kids are 8-ish, worm your way into their life without paying a penny, and teach them how the game is played, and how to be a don rather than a cuck fag like their "stepdad."

You fags need to stop being so sour that your dad was a legend, you should be happy you got good genetics, not waste them.

>>41876936
Yeah you bet, Hans is paying for them now.

>>41877328

>get rid of my dog

No.

>>41876318
What are you fucking black or something???

>>41877916
>but his mom is a pain I'm the was

>Formerly 237
>Slim down to like 168 skele
>Start lifting
>Bulk up to around 196
>Gf has complicated pregnancy, miss sessions due to impromptu hospital visits
>Son is born, lose all motivation to train due to exhaustion from babby and full time work
>196lb with muscle turns to 196lb of fat over the course of 18 month, end up going up to 210lbs
>Finally get my shit together and start training again

Don't fall off the wagon Jesus Christ.

>>41877136
CHAD

>>41876271
30 is a pretty good age to be a dad, raise that kiddo friendo

>>41876493
pretty robust put-down 2bh

>>41877073
>dealt with it
nice term for a murder. And of your own blood at that. Why would you even write about it. Is that something to brag about?

>>41876680
>yes goy breeding is bad (unless it is interracial of course)

>>41879854
>>>41877073
>>dealt with it
>nice term for a murder. And of your own blood at that. Why would you even write about it. Is that something to brag about?

Wring your hands a little harder you raging faggot.

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>>41879273

>>41876280
>>41876271


Kiss your dreams and freedoms goodbye

>>41876377
look at all those cuck replies. you fags are going to be paranoid when you have your own kids that it will slowly destroy a new family all because you neckbeards are too insecure.

Not being a good dad is something you will regret for the rest of your life.

Being a good dad is hard, but you'll bring joy into your life and into the world.

>>41879904
did I strike a nerve? Deep down you know what I've wrote is true. Your brother is a murderer, it's simple

>>41876632
na >>41876318 said he pays the alimony

>>41876306
What exactly are you congratulating him for? Coming inside a pussy? It's not an achievement to have a kid, but to raise them well. That is something deserving congratulations.

vasectomy master race

if a girl ever wants kids she's on a dumping anyway cause I don't, but I can 'try' oh I can 'try' so that's months and months of 6 times a day sex
>she'll cuck you to get pregnant

she's getting dumped once she decides it's kids anyway, I just get to use and abuse her with her gratitude for another few months

>>41880088

Not even the guy you were responding to originally, I just think you're fucking pathetic. Nobody fucking cares if you think it's "murder".

>>41880088

who cares about murder, his property and lifestyle was threatened and the offender was swiftly and fatally dealt with
who just allows themselves to be crossed like that haha

>>41879273
>ITT: fags who were raised by single mothers
>advocates creating a family raised by single mother
your naive if the family will let you back in there life after many years

>>41876377

Has she had any weird stomach bugs recently?

>>41876377
There's an increased risk for congenital aberrations when a woman is impregnated on BC. You should go to a doctor, fetal karyotype should be checked.

>>41879261
Well, the guy willing to abandom them sure as fuck wouldn't be a good father figure, so it's much better if he stays the fuck out and the mother just finds another guy.

>>41880176
You cared enough to response even though "you're not even the guy"
>>41880177
I know, right? Fuck responsibility. The people these days talking about morals and shit.

>>41879261
>or do your fat fucking fingers have a mind of their own?
My fingers are moving on their own~

>>41877920
Boy: jizzard rectangle
Girl: dogshit napkin

>>41880143
This. Making babies is the one thing that bottom-tier people the world over are good at. Any guy can get a girl preggers. Only a man can be a father.

This is exactly why premarital sex is bad.

>>41880197
>>41880191
OP here. Go on...

>>41876443
I pay child support, it isn't my fault the woman was too stupid to remember her birth control.

>>41880211

there are yourself, and the rest of the world
and a whole lifetimes worth of dopamine and resources to fight over
giving up for the sake of someone else is beyond foolish

>>41880276

it affects absorbtion
tell her about this, it'll associate it with the disease in her mind and she's more likely to abort
which is obvs the sensible choice

why have a kid you didn't intend to have because *insert stupid magical thinking response here*

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>>41877136
Donald John

>>41880350
Don't be "that guy", dude. I mean, you have every right to be whoever you want, but at least don't spew your nihilistic bullshit publicly.

>>41880442

it's the opposite of nilhistic, it's do what makes you happy and ignore anyone who'd tell you otherwise or drag you down

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>>41876504
>>41876531

take notes future adults/parents. These are the cunts that are keeping people in the dirt. It's a toxic mindset that destroys lives. Blame it on genes/culture/whatever, it's the same trash ideology that black people have (at least in the US). If you really are so selfish that you won't "waste" any resources raising your own offspring, then do society a favor an hero yourself. It's nobody else's fault that you couldn't control your primate urges and didn't use a proper condom/birth control.

>>41877136
girl:Athena
boy:Theseus

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No no no no no

>>41877136
I named my new puppy "daphne" does it help

>>41876318
Letting a roastie raise your kids...

You're a joke and don't see it yet

I'm hoping somewhere down this thread op mentioned it was a joke....

>>41877920
boy: Chad
girl: Stacy

>>41880755
fuckkk
rerolling for trips

>>41880755
OP here, get those trips

>>41876472
>Raising a kid is hard and I can't play with my friends or toys anymore :(

"deep down" you were right. A child shouldn't be raising a child.

Was 24 when i got my kid.

Didn't go to gym for 2 years. The first year was hard and i really couldn't, second year i got used to being a lazy fat piece of shit. Returned back to the gym and now im back where i was. Wife doesn't work so it makes my life a million times easier.

Overall without excuses and other bulllshits:

The first 6 months you will probably have a hard time and will have to take a break of the gym. Depending on the kid maybe it will take up to a year. But after that you can get back to the gym and workout as you did.

Important, when you take a break in the gym don't eat like a pig (like me) so you don't become fat, and everything will be ok.

Good luck

>>41880755
roll for trips

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>>41876271
I can't conceive how people can choose to have children in this society, especially at such a young age. The fuck were you thinking?

>>41877528
Sounds like fatherhood has really turned your life around. I can relate to the feelings you had earlier. I'm not necessarily suicidal but if I'd been given the choice to be born, I think I would've opted out.

That being said, I've been seeing my gf for almost a year now and the past few weeks she's been talking about how she wants to get serious, how she wants a kid and shit like that. Sometimes though I can't decide if I want to bring a kid into this world when I haven't even decided if my own life has been worth it. Plus I don't know what the fuck I'd do if the kid was born with a defect, that shit is terrifying.

The best thing about being a young father is basically you are next level compared to your peers.

You have this constant aura of superiority. And sloots are drawn to it. Seriously i can't explain it but since i have children bitches beg for the D.

>>41876271
congratulations getting the Dad Strength boost

>>41880985

>superiority

shit sleep, stress and general stress taking it's toll
look at childfree people vs childed in their 40s and it's very obvious
still whatever helps you (sort of) sleep at night

>>41881005
holy shit dude, I didn't realize I would get str+3 dad bonus

>>41881042

Your wrong. The fact you are on this board makes a huge difference.

When you see the average dad, it is truly a pathetic sight to behold. Most of them are mid thirty skinnyfat or plain fat beta losers.

But when you are young fit and good looking and a father it is a game changer.

I sleep pretty good and theres no stress other than my job. Besides as a man with testosterone you should be resilient to stress.

>>41880985
>This is what dadcucks actually believe

>>41876483
Then put the baby away, babies are more childish than children.

>>41880921
>30 young

Is your plan to hit 40 and snag a 18 year old girl?

>>41881105

children have been scientifically proven to reduce your test levels

>>41881118
How are babies more childish then children? You fool, they're more babyish than childish. Babies are more toddlerish than they are childish if anything.

Seriously though, having a child doesn't kill the gains. It adds a new perspective of time management. You'll get away with any routine, especially if you have a home gym.

>>41876271
28 with a 14 month old.

The first few months are hard, I ended up not going to the gym for a couple of months because I was getting 4 hours of sleep a day.

It's life changing but it isn't as bad as everyone will tell you, that is after they develope a normal sleep cycle. Just remember no one is qualified to be a parent, you just are one.

Everything should come naturally.

>>41876519
Are you seriously surprised? Majority of people here lift for girls, that should tell you enough about their character.

>>41881277
>Just remember no one is qualified to be a parent, you just are one.
True, everyone fucks up their kids. Some just to a lesser extent.

>>41881106
Dude women swoon over dudes that have kids with them. I was getting a couple of numbers a month before hand from random women. Now it's every time I take the ankle biter to the store.

>>41880921
Senpai, maybe he already has his own house and found his soul mate ready to settle down
Maybe the dude is just to much a fukin lazy kunt to take her to a clinic

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>>41876724

kek. sucks to be you dude.

>>41881162

Yeah you can just isolate having children from a million different factors that influence test.

>If there is a "study" it must be true

>>41881277
>>41880812
>>41879124
>>41878358
>>41877528
>>41876713
>>41876512
>>41876387
>>41876298
Did you worry about finances at the start?

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>>41881361
>found his soul mate ready to settle down

WHHOOAOOAOAOAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHOA HWOA HWA HOLD ON WHOAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>41876271
There are some concessions you make in a way, but honestly I wouldn't change it until I make my home gym.
I used to train 4-5 times a week, then after GF it came down to 4.
After GF became wife it turned to 0 because we moved to a place where I had no gym.
After I became Dad I got back to the gym and now I have been training about 3-4 times a week there. I don't like being over there as much as I used to, not because I don't like it but because I love being with my family so much.
My wife is supportive and doesn't mind me going over, and my son is young enough that he doesn't notice.
Now I'm working a job that will allow me to save enough money to make my own home gym when we move to a new place.

>tl;dr 27 year old father life is good

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>>41876271
F, it's time to leave 4chan for good and be a good father.

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>>41881506
and the rest of the comic

>>41880166
Wait, you willingly sterilized yourself and you still think you're the smart one? Holy fucking shit that's beyond retarded.

>>41879170
>let's all strive to be like Africa and the Middle East

you are literally importing africa and the middle east into your own country instead of having white children

>>41876504
You're a quitter bitch, and will always be a quitter bitch. Lift all you want, you'll never be a real man now. Doesn't matter how fast you ride son, you'll never out run being inadequate.

>>41880166
>i voluntarily decided to have no offspring and end my lineage forever!
>all so i can spend a few decades indulging in mindless hedonism instead!
>isn't that super cool guys!

you people are so fucked up its not even funny anymore

>>41881472
At first yeah but then you realize it doesn't affect your wallet as much as people tell you.

>>41877136
Bartholomev

>>41881554
The leaders do that anyway.
You think Mexican birthrate doesn't dominate the US and they don't still get affirmative action preferential treatment?

Whites are second class.

>tfw gay and dont have to worry about unexpected pregnancy
This feel is supreme

>>41876387
He's not going to stop being annoying on his own, that's what PARENTS are for. You neglecting him means he will be screwed up and then you will feel guilt every time you see him.

hey degenerates

nobody ever feels prepared to raise a child, but you do it anyway because that's what responsible people do. it's the entire point of existence. take responsibility.

>>41881466


nice denial brah

>>41881611
>just have to worry about aids and the other dozen diseases that are more prevalent on gay anal sex

>>41881583

this idea of 'lineage' and 'legacy' is foolish
you are aware that when you die it's for keeps right? and what your children do or not do has zero bearing on anything you think, because there is no 'you'

it's a genetic scam and always has been

>>41881634
HEY MORON.

WHY HAVE A CHILD WHEN HE WILL INEVITABLY BE EXPOSED TO THE DEGENERACY OF A CORRUPT SOCIETY?

YOU RETARDED KEK.

>>41877136
William Thomas

>>41881488

'My wife is supportive and doesn't mind me going over, and my son is young enough that he doesn't notice.'
imagine your life degrading to the extent that you require external permission to lift

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>>41876280

>25 and a father
>intentionally cucking yourself

>>41881656
How do you know that though? Have you died? Shut the fuck up nihilist. If you are right (No way of knowing for sure) just kys now, since what's the point of living.

>>41876280
How old is wife? What is your income?

I always thought I want to be a father at age of 22-24. Imagine you are young, your wife is young(26-27 yo) and you alrady have a qt 3-5yo kid :3

Lucky Blue Smith and Francisco Lachowski literally live my dreams live(they are both become/became afthers at 19-21yo)

>>41876271
Had my son at 15. I'm 21 now. It's not that bad. You will improve yourself exponentially for your kid.

>>41881472

I have a good paying job and both my and my wives families are rich, so no.

But anyways it isn't really expensive, it's just a meme people spout as an excuse.

>>41881685
>leading the match by 1 when everyone else your age is still at 0

Wtf do you think life is about?

>>41881525

>I subscribe to stupid memes about how my legacy will benefit me once i'm a rotting lump of flesh and sacrifice my life to this

>outside of my job, I literally do what I want, when I want and am beholden to nobody

one of us is the idiot here, and it isn't me
you're no better than isis killing themselves so they can go to that definitely real heaven
you're a pawn and proud of it

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>>41881685
>mfw younguns are so caught up in media agenda that they do not realize that by the age of 30, you are the cuck if you don't have a kid

>>41881634

you aren't existence
existence can take it's point and stick it up it's collective ass
I live my life for me, not for the sake of tradition and spooky ideals

>>41881656

>le edgy pointless life

God i miss being 17

>>41877136
Bottlerocket

>>41881739
>the meaning of life is to chase muh feelings around the block forever, never quite catching up

Hedonists improve the genepool by cutting off their balls. Thank you for your selfish, misguided sacrifice.

>>41881699

because i'm having fun, you're relying on young earth creationist tier arguments whereas i'm just maximising the release of pleasurable chemicals from my brain

you're betting 30+ years on some pretty long odds on zero evidence

good luck

>>41877136
if boy chad
if girl emi

>>41881751

you made the mistake of taking 'pointless' as a limitation
it's the ultimate freedom
you can literally do what you like because none of this bullshit holds anymore power over you than what you grant it

>>41881767
Then just drug your self out to maximise your pleasure gainz. Its the more effective route. You'll be like all the other sad sacks who make it to 60 and realize they squandered their one life by pursuing mindless pleasure. Your last few years will most likely be bitter. Oh well, enjoy your vapid ride while it lasts.

>>41881764

you're aware no species is forever and your life even less so
enjoy spending your life kicking the can down the road while I actually enjoy myself

>>41881739

Religion is made up, biology is real

Procreation is literally the point of your life. So you deny it and then subscribe to some nihilistic ideology which is literally a first world problems meme.

The reality is once you are a 65 year old childless man and people avoid you like the plague you will then wallow sorrow and live in retrospect.

Contrary to what you think you are not smarter than 10000 years of humans before you.

>>41876271
>Pregnant
Congrats
>Girlfriend
You fucked up.

I'm 29, daughter is 1.5 years old. She's just learning multi-word sentences like "I'm hungry" and "who's that?"

I had a difficult time at first, emotionally, because I didn't want children. I reluctantly agreed to have one to keep my marriage going (I know, I know). It wasn't love at first sight like people say and I had to make a conscious effort to remember her name (I kept confusing it with a similar name). Nearing two years later, my daughter is the most important person in my life now and what I love above all. So if you have issues at first, allow yourself the time to adjust and don't panic. I wouldn't trade my little buddy for anything. Watching her dance around to my music and make funny faces with me is a real treat.

Being a dad motivated me to get big and strong, so it renewed my interest in fitness. I want to provide a strong male presence in her life. After she was born, I was out of the gym for about 3 months, due to being tired all the time and not wanting to take time away from wife and baby. Once we settled into a rhythm, I started going to the gym again in the early morning before they wake up.

I've cut and bulked in that time, so my diet wasn't too affected.

>>41881783

>Carpe Diem
>On 4chan

>>41881799
>Procreation is literally the point of your life.
Says who? Biology? It's not like there's a penalty for not reproducing.

>>41881827

Yeah there is it's called extinction

>>41881798
Nice false dichotomy. I enjoy life without basing it on the blind pursuit of pleasure. If you justify your hedonism by pretending that people who are not hedonists are all aesthetic monks then you are as deluded ad any.

>>41881815
>>Girlfriend
>You fucked up.

Was planning on proposing in 2-3 months. Little earlier than I planned on having a tater tot.

I'm actually indifferent to having a kid. I don't anticipate having a rough time of it, I've just never thought about it before.

>>41881767
>i'm just maximising the release of pleasurable chemicals from my brain

Yeah and that's foolish because the brain naturally evens that shit out. There's a balance there and you're trying to work against it. The standard example for this are drug addicts. If you go beyond how happy you would naturally be at a given time then you will slingshot into unhappiness later on. Drug addicts think they can cheat this system by just taking more drugs before they drop below 0 happiness. Either you increase the dose until you die or you WILL eventually come down and it will be just as painful as the drugs were pleasurable previously.

With your plan you basically have to start doing a drug and increase the dosage until you die from it. That's the only way to "maximize", the only way to stop the pendulum from swinging both ways in equal amounts.

Hedonism is fucking retarded.

>>41881798
Your lack of a purpose driving you will catch up to you. You'll run out of things to "enjoy" if "enjoyment" is all you live for.

>>41876271
>Welp, girlfriend is preggers.
F

>>41881840
It's not like humanity will exist forever anyway

>>41881872
>>41881872

That means nothing. Your whole body is designed to pursuit procreation rational thought doesn't account for it.

>>41881799

who's living to 65? i'll burn my neurtons clean of every neurotransmitter I can rip for them and then swallow a shotgun at 55 odd once there's no point in it anymore

>>41881955

Keep on going, your checking all the cliche memes

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mfw reading this thread as a female

>>41881904
Sounds pretty fatalist to me brah

>>41881976

>cliché memes
>arguing in favour of muh kids and society

sure buddy
difference is i'll be dead as your kids grow to their prime and make it ever more obvious how the prowess and potential fade from your body day by day
I won't be the one feeling that regret and envy and rage

>>41882043
>this.

but at least you're not military, r-right op?

>>41881904

burglars are intent on taking your tv, doesn't stop you filling them full of lead and using them as free fertiliser
you're just a tool to your genes, as a homeowner to a burglar
why willingly submit?

>>41877328
why would you get rid of your dog you fucking cuck? I hope you, your wife, and your disgusting kid die.

>>41881685
What's it like having been cucked by life?

Being a dad is great

>>41876478
>China
>1-2
no

>>41882235
They aren't allowed to have more than two ya know.

>>41881857
You're spouting a bunch of broscience shit, not even hedonistic but if you think that doing drugs uses up the finite amount of happiness you have you're not too smart. There are cases where serotonin levels can drop to abuse of MDMA but other than that you're spouting memes.

>>41882387
It's well understood that every drug will work less and less the longer you take it. This is basic stuff. And that an addict that goes sober will at first feel worse than before he started using.

Which part of this are you disputing?

>>41882456
Conflating drug addicts to people trying to enjoy life. And mostly
>If you go beyond how happy you would naturally be at a given time then you will slingshot into unhappiness later on.
Is unfounded and drug users that are not addicts don't have to undergo serotonin syndrome or withdrawals so they actually do get to enjoy more "happiness".

>>41877766
hahahah

>>41876318
You sub human filth.

>>41876300
Yeah, I'm sure if enough white kids are born you're bound to lose your virginity.

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OP here again

How early can I start my kid with weightlifting?

If girl, definitely having her do gymnastics.

>>41877136
Boy: Elizabeth
Girl: Robert

>i'm in my 20's and I'm happy to settle down and have a kid now
I mean well done for going through with it but fucking hell think about yourself once in a while

>>41881744
Tell yourself whatever you want my man

>>41883049
how old are you?

>>41880755
This needs to hapen

>>41883081
26

>got a slut preggers at 20
>land the dream job after barely graduating CS
>lift 1hr box 1 hr daily
>kid is 3 y/o now
>he'll be 20 when I'm 40
>my life starts at 40
17 more years, can't wait to be a 40 year old daddy fucking teens.

>>41876472

>hey a kid seems fun
>aww I can't ride my bike down the streets to play Mario with my friends anymore
>lol fuck kids

congrats, you're as self centered as a teenage girl.

grow up. it's not fun, but it's not anyone else's responsibility to clean up your fucking mess.

the other anon was right, you're a socioeconomic fatass

>>41883143
>my life starts at 40

wtf is wrong with your life now?

>>41883143
>>41883192
This. Jesus dude.

>>41877369
Unironic cuckold.

How does it feel knowing that she wouldn't look twice at you if you weren't dumb enough to nurture another man's cum?

No.

>>41883304
just no?

>>41876271
Girlfriend
Nice knowing you

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Posted this on reddit, but I'm gonna copy and paste. I almost got fucking trapped.

To start off, let me tell you about myself and give you context. I'm 21, college graduate, 60k a year, 5 years of lifting, and a solid social life. I'm not bragging that girls fall into my lap at whim, but I'm definitely sought after by some. Onto the story.

In December-January I started seeing this girl, strictly FWB-nothing more. 22 [F] great set of tits and ass, physically pleasing to look at but the mentality of a preteen. She smokes, abuses amphetamines, gambling/credit problems (ran up 20k on her parents credit card at a casino and used to steal from her ex-boyfriend), born again lesbian 8 months prior, etc. Red flags everywhere, but I paid no mind. We started having sex 2-3 times a week, using a condom, but eventually me being immature and having an invincibility mentality, took her word for being on BC and started going inside her. I started to get serious with my now girlfriend and cut contact around January.

In February, she texts me out of the blue and tells me shes pregnant. I was not about to put my future on hold for an illegitimate child and abortion was the only option- she agreed. We met up and I gave her $450 in cash due to her losing her job (cringe at myself for doing this), couldn't go with her due to work, few weeks later she tells me its done, cut contact again. I continued my life as normal without a single thought about the situation until May.
I was on my way to the gym when she texted me saying that she never went through with the abortion. I immediately told her to meet me.

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>>41883394
We meet and she gives me the go around. Shes 22 weeks pregnant, never went through with the abortion, showed me ultrasounds of the boy, told me I didn't have to be involved, oh and shes had a boyfriend since March. I immediately told her I want a paternity test. She kept saying its mine and to wait until its born due to it being less expensive than the non-invasive paternity test ($1600)...When the fuck did she care about my finances when she obviously doesn't care about others?

Leading up the Paternity test, she tried to bait me into changing my mind about waiting to get it. I almost fell for it if it weren't for my mother, reddit, and my guy friends. She tried to plant the seed of doubt by saying that her parents are happy to meet me, her whole church knows I'm the father, telling me the boy is going to have my last name, she wasn't going to pursue child support, etc. Real sweet icing on the cake to change my mind.

On the day of the paternity test, she tells me she probably wouldn't be able to leave work because the animal shelter is short staffed, called her bullshit and replied saying I'm on my way to the shelter to pick her up. She said she'd meet me instead. We get to the clinic, they drew her blood, swabbed my mouth. Afterwards she went onto saying I just wasted my money, etc. I didn't care.

Samples mailed Saturday, Samples received Monday morning, email saying the samples are in and it should be 7-10 days for the results to be available online. Tuesday afternoon, the samples were completed, results were in. 0% chance of paternity, excluded of being the father.

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>>41883404
I called her father right after telling him everything from the boyfriend they didn't know about to her taking my money for the abortion and lying. He apologized and told me she will pay me back. Texted her the picture of the results, said I just got off the phone with her father so don't try swaying the story, and told her good luck raising that bastard. Blocked her number.

Obvious redflags that any redpilled man with common sense should've saw from the get go but I was immature and had a "nothing bad can happen to me" complex going on. It was truly an expensive, humbling life lesson. Don't shy away from any red flags, don't believe them when they tell you they are on birth control, wear a fucking condom, and get a paternity test if they try to pin you. If you're in your 20's, graduating college, and starting your career -females who don't have a damn thing going for them will see you as a financial target and try to trap you. Be fucking vigilant, learn from me, because my life was almost ruined for the next 18+ years.

>>41876377
She must've missed a ton of pills. Ive shot huge loads into my gf every week for years and she doesn't get pregnant with the pill. As long as it's taken once a day.

>>41883420
Basically, get a fucking paternity test OP.

>>41883420
OP here. It's legit mine.

>>41883428
>>41883434
Nah.

Y'all, this isn't a holy-shit-what-the-fuck-moment. I don't have a doubt about the kid being mine. I was planning on proposing in 2-3 months. I love the girl. I'm not leaving her, ducking out, or any kind of bullshit - and I'm seriously not worried about having a kid.

This is just a gut check at fatherhood since it's my first time even thinking about it. I'm trying to figure out what I need to get ready in my life for 8-9 months from now.

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>>41876724

>>41883220
>>41883192
By that I mean degeneracy, because right now I'm pouring everything into my job and soon investments so I can provide the things I couldn't have when I was a kid to my son and retire by 40 and be the manslut I've always wanted to be.

>>41880949
>talking about a kid before you've dated a full year
>talking about kids before you've lived together for at least a year or two

Get out of there now dude.

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>>41881730

>>41880088
murder is usually pretty well codified in law, it ain't murder provided abortion is legal so go project elsewhere faggot.

Holy FUCK all these deadbeat dads in this thread trying to justify their shit. Thank God I said no to kids the responsible way and got a vasectomy.

>>41884136
>>41880166
come on dawg

>>41877460
Herméningilde

>>41876271

I'm a new father, 4 months, and very happy about it. The deadbeat dads are either trolling or deserve to be sent to the gas chamber.

That said, FUCK it is hard to lift with a baby around. Baby needs attention and spending hours a week going off to the gym just comes off as a waste of time, not to mention probably any wife would resent you for taking off for hours at a time.

100% I would:

a) Home gym it.
b) Have a routine that will take you 15 minutes, for the inevitable days where you can't free up an hour or two. So with me I switched to powerlifting + aesthetics type workout, just personally I'm cool rushing through the big three really quick and maybe adding in some curls or whatever when the baby's napping later in the day.
c) Just prioritize your shit. In my experience I can't do as much shit as I did before, fuck I haven't even seen "Twin Peaks" yet. Stop doing the shit you don't care about.
d) Get an Amazon Echo. Fuck I love that thing when you have an infant. Probably the one with a video screen will be even more of a parent necessity.

>>41884312
how old are you and what was your line of thinking before birth?

>>41884364
32, and line of thinking regarding what?