>Went out to dinner with friends >Everyone is /fit/ or

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>Went out to dinner with friends
>Everyone is /fit/ or DYEL except for one fatass
>Sit down and everyone orders, fatass gets two mains an appetizer and a desert
>Thank Zyzz I'm not paying for it
>They only bring one cheque and I grab it because no one has cash
>Later everyone's paying me back
>Realize I'm 30 dollars short
>Look over the bill like the jew I am
>There's a huge discrepancy between what fatty says he owes and what he actually owes
>Says 3 for appetizer 17 for a main 13 for another man and 5 for desert and then 6 for tax and tip
>mfw 5 for app 25 for one main 23 for the second 9 for desert
>Tell him prices aren't even remotely similar
>Tells me that it's my fault for not catching the mistake earlier and refuses to give me the 30 dollars he owes me
>Tells me I suck at math and he gave me the correct prices even though 4 other people agree that he's all fucked up
>Calls the entire group dumb and leaves

Worth noting this fatty failed grade 10 math 3 times because he refused to study. I hate fat people so god damn much