Are there any cults that revolve around fitness rather than sex,

PRAISE GAINUS, CONQUEROR OF GRAVITY!

>>41872563
SLOTHUS BE VANQUISHED

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Make your own

Blood for the Blood God

>>41872563
I heard of a group of gay men worshiping a man that had a heart attack and a talking cartoon dog on a Mongolian hand fishing enthusiast forum.

I'd take a look there

ya the gays

Crossfit

>>41872678
Fitness is probably more up Tzeentch's alley
>planning
>progress
>changing goals and obstacles

>>41872703
Here we go...

Sex is fitness in the truest sense of the word.

>>41872774
Then your mums Arnie

>>41872774
Fitness dick in yo mouth

>>41872563
Brodinism

>>41872563
What cults revolving around sex do you know?

>>41872563
Unironically the Hitler Youth. Shame

>>41872563
Crossfit is a fitness cult for sure.

Do martial arts. Put those muscles to good use.

>>41872669
Underrated af

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>>41872563
Buddhism
A man who conquers himself is greater than one who conquers a thousand men in battle

>>41874747
Those Bhudist monks are sorta fit

>>41872744
actually its slaanesh

all about vanity

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>>41874772


https://youtu.be/HsGRsDe3iRw

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>>41874764
if they ate more than rice and veggies they would e yuge
there's muscular Christianity too

>>41874802
>getting big on crossfit
truly his greatest miracle.

It's called fitness industry

>>41872797
Heh

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>>41875248
>crossfit
Top fucking kek

>>41872678
>Chaos Star Khorne
>has the fucking eye of Tzeentch in the middle

This is some kind of triple heresy.

Crossfit

>>41875577
im new to this board and i already hated people who crossfit since most of them are turborednecks but why fit hates them in detail?

>>41875721
Watch the crossfit games

>>41875721
They don't follow conventional wisdom to making mad gains and that uproots /fit/ core beliefs that everyone is created equal and can only achieve fitness through their own methods

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>>41872889
PRAISE BRODIN
GOD OF SWOLE

Any religion can be interpreted around body building if you try hard enough for example I'm Catholic
>hurrr hurrr Christcuck hurr
Anyways in the bible (Corinthians 6:19-20) it says
>Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit
So I just see making natty gains as Renovating and fortifying the temple I was given.

Didn't intend this to be a religious studies lesson but I hop I proved my point amply

>>41876580
Islam explanation? Something about explosive force, I guess.

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>>41876739
Why would they bother making gains? They won't live long enough to get anywhere