>"Like ewww... That creep looked at me! Why does he think that's acceptable? Is he a stalker? Oh my God, he's walking over! Eeek!"
>three minutes of her giving you polite and curt one word answers
>"Oh my God... He was one of those pick up artist creeps! I already have enough men on tinder after me, why doesn't he just use that so I can rejected him without SO much awkwardness? At least I can laugh about him with the girls! Hmm... Shall I text Chad or Dwayne tonight :)?"
>10 years later
>"He has a nice car, maybe he's man enough to buy me lunch :)"
>three minutes of her giving you polite and curt one word answers
>needing three whole minutes to realize she hates you
>>41868614
>Shit tests bro! She is just testing your alpha dominance!