Have you ever been so autistic you were accidentally alpha?

>benching with clips
When did the short bus pick you up from the gym OP?

>>41862723
Ain't nothing wrong with wanting my weight to be securely on the bar

Where is the alpha part of your story, you fucking sperg?

>>41862730
Secure your weight by not tossing the bar around you fucking troglodyte

>>41862706
I have a semi alpha autistic story

>be me, decent lifts but still has fat (permabulk mode)
>gym is full of DYEL and old people (fitness not so popular in my country)
>doing lat raises at the end of my push day, decent pump (shoulders are my strong point)
>guy besides me is doing dumbell press with baby weights
>he oftens comes in the middle of my workout
>he looks lanky and gay, think Mark Zuckerberg but with glasses and curly dark hair
>sees me panting and thinks it's because the grip hurts my fingers
>"hey, you should wear gloves bro"
>remember this old meme I saw on there once, no chance people have heard it here (barely no one speaks english)
>turn around and tells him that if his boyfriend finds his handjobs too rough, I understand his need for gloves
>tell him I'm not a faggot though
>he doesn't greet me now

I don't even know what came through my mind, I'm usually a fucking autist when it comes to talking

>>41862706
crossfitters wanted to take my bar when i was in middle of deadlifting

i threw a fit and said i pay same amount and i dont give a shit theres not enough equipment

they dont bother me since

>>41862781
dom mazetti?

>>41862879
well start deadlifting more than the bar and they wont try to take it away

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>>41862781
>>"hey, you should wear gloves bro"
>>remember this meme
>>turn around and tells him that if his boyfriend finds his handjobs too rough, I understand his need for gloves
>>tell him I'm not a faggot though
>I don't even know what came through my mind, I'm usually a fucking autist when it comes to talking
Are you implying that this is not autistic?

>>41862899
i dl 190kg
second biggest dl i have seen in this gym was 160kg for single


it was some pt bitch demanding the bar from me

>>41862907
I don't really care. I'd rather be autistic and not wear gloves instead of looking like a faggot with gloves

>>41862908
>pt's with a customer walking around the gym thinking they have full rights to any equipment even if it's being used because they're giving someone a lesson

I love disappointing those cunts

>>41862730
Do you have a tendency to fling the bar back and forth when benching?

You're just autistic. Not a bit of alpha you sperglord.

>>41862706
>clips on bench
>pretend you're not hearing someone
>avoid eye contact

look how alpha i am bro

I don't talk to anyone at the gym
I come in, do my workout and leave
>i want to have gym bros but too autismo and know that i'm gonna fuck it up some how

>>41862723
Benching with no clips saved my face once

>>41862706
>New Years Eve sometime around 1130pm
>walking around trying to find some girls we came with
>see this fucking massive dude (probably 6'3" 220lbs) grinding the fuck out if this girl
>he looks wasted, has his completely full drink in his fully outstretched arm as he's starin at this girls ass
>grab the drink right out of his hand (i'm 5'9" maybe 145lbs soaking wet) and keep walking


just here him say HEY! "ahh fuck it I dont want that anyway"

>>41862924
You truly are retarded .
What's the shithole of a country that craps out idiots like you ?

>>41864187
>6'3" 220lbs is considered massive
>I'm 6'5 210lbs atm, goal weight is around 230lbs

Don't know why but that really motivated me, thanks anon

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A few weeeks ago the hottest cardiobunny I'd seen in a while came into the gym.

>she starts supersetting hip thrusts with an ezbar with squats
>keep checking her ass out when she squats
>catches me in the mirror and smiles
>smile back but continue workout
>need to use ez bar for curls
>walk up to her ten minutes later
>see an expectant look on her face
>thinks I'm going to try and flirt
>instead sperg out and get "could you give me the bar when you're done" messed up and just shout "GIVE ME THE BAR" really loud because my music was still playing in one ear
>she looks confused and her smiles disappears
>says I can take the bar
>say sorry and then thank her and then stumble off to the other side of the gym and continue workout
>never talk to her again