You're in a hurry trying to shower and this guy *blocks

>>41860616
And.....he's looking at me like that?

Excuse me dude.

Make him cum so hard that the force of his ejaculate moves him out of my way

>>41860616
Kiss his feet.

Start pissing on the way over to him so i'm just walking and peeing on myself at the same time.

y-you too

say in zyzz voice FUAAAAAAAAAAARRRKKK

>>41860616

sexy BOI

>>41860616
who diz chyneez lookin' ass mug

>>41860616
*teleports behind him*

nothin personell kid!

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>>41860616
>compliment him on his chest
>solve his riddles
>????
>walk the dinosaur
Did I do it right?

>>41860616
He's an Asian boy, so I keep moving because I'm a white man.

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>>41860616
Homegym so probably ventilate the gook for breaking into my home and dirtying my fresh washed towel.

>>41860616
Suck his cock, swallow for max morning protein macros, slap ass and say "lookin fit bruh", go shower.

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>>41860616
Get TF Outta my way Zipperhead!

>>41860616
is this natty? how long would it take to achieve this?

>>41861196
Chad? Is that you?

>>41860616
Sit on his face.