fit I fucked up. i ate some jalapeno poppers because im bulking

This post was probably a lot funnier in your head. It should have stayed there.

dip your dick in some milk

>>41855517
It still baffles me how autistic some people on this board get. Like these are storys an 11 year old would tell

>>41855517
I got "Devils Blood" pepper extract on my cock once and it was fine after 20 minutes. Fucking crippling pain at the time though never wipe your hands on your shower towel.

>>41855532
YOU'RE SO FUCKING MATURE MAN HOW CAN I BE LIKE YOU

>>41855526
It's not meant to be funny faggot It hurts like hell

>>41855517
Did you manage to bust a nut before the pain kicked in?

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You spat on your own dick? That's fucking disgusting.

Stick your cock in sour cream to ease the stinging.

>>41855517
>jalapeno poppers
>spicy

>used own spit as lube
>spit as lube

OP pls go

>>41855616
HAHAHAHAHAHA, Fucking loser

>>41855517
dip it in a protein shake

>>41855517
do americans have to use lube just to fap properly? why the fuck do they condemn their sons to dimished sex

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>>41855517
>cutfag