Caffeine speeds up your bowel movements, so some of the nutrients

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2017-06-19 04:50:46 Post No. 41853916
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Anonymous 2017-06-19 04:50:46 Post No. 41853916 [Report]

Caffeine speeds up your bowel movements, so some of the nutrients on your turds arent yet absored into your organism, this means you are actually shitting out some much needed protein instead of adding it to your mass

So this means I should stop drinking coffee forever rigth?

Anonymous 2017-06-19 04:52:53 Post No.41853931
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Anonymous 2017-06-19 04:52:53 Post No.41853931 [Report]

>>41853916

Your logic is flawed. It takes ~24 hours for food to pass through you. Caffeine isn't going to reduce it that drastically. The only way you're not absorbing nutrients from food is if you are seriously sick, or have some kind of digestive disorder.

Anonymous 2017-06-19 05:13:37 Post No.41854139
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Anonymous 2017-06-19 05:13:37 Post No.41854139 [Report]

considering by the time i shit i haven't ate for like the past 12 hours i think i'll be alright

Anonymous 2017-06-19 05:30:44 Post No.41854323
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Anonymous 2017-06-19 05:30:44 Post No.41854323 [Report]

pls respond

Anonymous 2017-06-19 05:42:34 Post No.41854459
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>>41853916
Some fine mental gymnastics there. Why you hating on coffee?

Anonymous 2017-06-19 05:43:53 Post No.41854474
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Anonymous 2017-06-19 05:43:53 Post No.41854474 [Report]

If you don't like coffee just don't drink it, I've always felt cleansed after a good morning coffee shit

Anonymous 2017-06-19 05:45:46 Post No.41854493
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Anonymous 2017-06-19 05:45:46 Post No.41854493 [Report]

>>41854474

This is very true

Anonymous 2017-06-19 05:46:45 Post No.41854503
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Anonymous 2017-06-19 05:46:45 Post No.41854503 [Report]

OP obviously has a PhD in biology, or failed it idk

Anonymous 2017-06-19 05:49:23 Post No.41854532
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Anonymous 2017-06-19 05:49:23 Post No.41854532 [Report]

>>41854459
I feel like that pic's fake, but if it isn't that's a lot of talent gone into making a dick joke.

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