>Tfw you have a 300+ lb. bench but get wrecked by someone

>>41848715
The fuck are you fighting off in assfuck nowhere Mississippi? Meth heads?
Take up boxing and/or some form of wresting, then carry a knife.
And when in doubt, cardio.

>>41848715
>self-defense
Just go do mma/bjj/wrestling for two years, you'll beat 90% of the population

can't you just get a gun?

>>41848715
do poverty mode mma: boxing and judo

every bumfuck town will have a boxing gym

every bumfuck town will have some sort of a community center that offers judo

>>41849402
True, I can do that.

>>41849536
We have a community center, but no boxing/judo -_-

Boxing, bjj is a meme it can work if it's well taught, but you probably won't find a good gym, boxing gyms are good all over

>>41850160
Much easier to do boxing and wrestling than boxing bjj

>>41850160
>bjj is a meme

kys yourself

>>41850192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8q6vTijil0

>>41848715
Buy a gun!?

>>41848715
glock

Buy a boxing bag, a jumprope and a handgun.

>>41848715
1 year of krav maga 2/3 times a week plus good physical strenght = whoop pretty much anyone's ass effortlessly

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>>41848715
>Tfw you have a 300+ lb. bench but get wrecked by someone half your size.
Animooted pic, also read the file name.

>>41848715
>Tfw you have a 300+ lb. bench but get wrecked by someone half your size

Why do people always try to compare their ability to lift a perfectly balanced weight under specific conditions to the ability to fight?

Im not going to tell you that lifting is not a fantastic supliment to training martial arts, but do you all really belive lifting weights will make you a better fighrer somehow?

>>41850240
>a late era simpsons sketch is irrefutable proof of something not working
It's a crime that the show wasn't cancelled after the 12th season

>>41848715
if you seriously cant find a place to train you've just gotta get crazy strong + your cardio up so you can handle non lifters/some amateurs

>>41850240
is that Artie's voice? is that supposed to be Artie? wtf, new simpsons is unbelievably shit

BJJ isn't a meme, go to a gym and roll once and get handled by a guy half your weight and you will realise lol