>decide to go out for change >went for metal festival in

>>41832744
Maybe.. just maybe.. she had gross tits?

Fag boi

>>41832758
Woah qboa whoa wtf
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa chilll
whoaaaaaaaaaaa hold on

usually women who shamelessly display their milkers in public have disguisting tits

>>41832758
just nothing special, saggy bags of sands
>>41832783
interesting

Tits always look better in clothes.

>>41832744
That's because she was a post-modernist feminist who thinks that showing your tits is making a statement

Of course, anyone who was born with a dingeling knows that's not true

>unironically paying to go to a festival and get mogged by chads all day while not getting laid
what is wrong with you

>>41833012
>metal festival
>chads

heh

>>41832744

Hey Grasspop bro, I saw the same girls, her tits werent all that bad desu, you just have retarded standards due to porn.

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>>41833012
>chads
lol no

chads are outnumbered 10:1 on metal festivals


i even got approached by one girl at metal concert, we talked a bit and shit but she mentioned "her boyfriend teeheee, dont hit on me silly boi"
So we added eachother on fb and i saw her today again

she was pressing tits against my back while i was going apeshit in front

i will literally never get laid and i dont really care about casual sex
>>41833048
it was just one girl desu, long dark hair, chubby she had some sort of denim vest but wide open

also yeah you might be right

>>41833065

Yeah I was meant to say girl not girls. Tommorow will be even hotter outside you can bet your ass you will see more tits

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>>41833097
i dont go tomorrow i only cared about Gojira.
Rest is meh

those beer cams were pretty bants at times


Yeah much better weather than last year where mud was literally everywhere

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also

>chick asks me if my neck is okay after seeing me headbang

bitch i didnt come here to listen to music im training my neck

>>41833215
>training my neck.
This anon knows what's up. Neck training is legit. I gained 0.5" in just two weeks. I started doing bodyweight curls and extensions and now I'm at 10 lbs.

>>41832783
True this

>>41833240
reps, sets, etc?

>>41833255
>neck curls 3x100
>neck extensions 3x100
>occasionally lateral neck curls 3x100
>3-4x a week
>add 2.5 lbs once you can do 3x100 (you can do 3x50 initially and go up from there)

Start with just your bodyweight. You can do it on the edge of your bed like I do. Doing it in the gym is an option but it just looks too weird. The reason for so many reps is so that you don't visit snap city. Also, search AlphaDestiny on jewtoob.

>>41833323
>>41833255
I forgot to add that you should do the reps as fast as you can, so long as you are still controlling the weight. Don't do slow methodical reps. Remember to breathe.

>>41833323
ty

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>>41833323
>Also, search AlphaDestiny on jewtoob.

>>41833389
Remember to warm up first

>>41833323
>not just going apeshit on concert instead
as im typing this im struggling to hold weigbht of my head like a newborn baby

>>41833410
>

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>>41832744

>25 years old
>first time seeing a topless woman

>>41832744
You got to realize that tits are affected by the randomness of genetics. Just like dick size too. Ass is superior and nearly anyone can have a nice one if they work it out.

>>41834741
I'm 26 and I've never seen tits, ass, or vagoona. I've never held hands with a girl, hugged a girl, or kissed a girl.

>>41834964
What type of wizard do you plan to be? pls respond

>>41834964
Im 24, im not virgin and is because my dad paid me a hooker when i was 17, i
If it wasnt for my dad, i would have been a virgin today

Its pretty sad, i only need 4000 to better my life

Fuck this earth

>>41834964
get a prostitute and be done with that shit, m8

>>41834976
Gas wizard.
>>41834981
My parents are deaaaaaaad, and my dad never gave a shit anyway.
>>41835016
I'm mentally ill. I get legit psychotic being around the same person/people for too long and start to hate everything about them. Start fist fights for no reason, blow up over the stupidest shit, etc.. She'd need a fuckload of patience to put up with me.

>>41833025
>>41833065
>implying I actually read the post
I just scanned the text and saw "festival" and thought about that kind of shit that rich WASP chads in USA go to so they can mog framecel deathniks all day

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>>41835040
Because having to pay someone to fuck you is the same as convincing a girl you have value as a human being worthy of intimacy.

>>41833323
This is the most tryhard meme fit ever made.

>>41835063
this, escortceling is the majorest fucking cope of all

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>>41835016
what the fuck is this picture

>>41835118
low IQ post

>>41832744
>>>41834741
>I'm 26 and I've never seen tits, ass, or vagoona. I've never held hands with a girl, hugged a girl, or kissed a girl.


The only tits ive ever touched were at a mental hospital. They were soft.

>>41835016
saw this porn on pirated dvd when i was stationed in iraq circa 2003. shit was awkward as fuck

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>>41835207
dare, NAY, I MUST ask for a green text!!

>>41835207
Greentext?

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>>41832744
metal girls are pretty gross. the rare ones that are hot are mentally deranged or already married to someone in a well known band.
>t. actual metal head

>>41835169
Again, extremely low IQ, you don't understand what >>41835063 is talking about at all. It's not just a simple mechanical act, it's about validation, and that requires genetically determined HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME, which is why it's so depressing not to receive it, it just confirms that you are subhuman genetic trash.

>>41832744
Yeah one set of tits is representative of all tits. Good call bro.

>>41835169
I mean... you're not wrong.
Who cares what women think of you? The only opinion that matters is your own, and waiting until you reach some arbitrary level of /fit/ness before you can try to talk to women is moronic.

I've fucked escorts, and I've fucked women for free. Both times they were getting something out of the equation that wasn't "how attractive I am". Everybody pays for sex in one way or another.

Sex is sex. If someone won't sleep with you because you're too chunky around the midsection, or you're too socially awkward, there's someone out there (who you'll also be attracted to) who gives no shits what you look like, as long as you treat her well.

>>41835379
You've never had sex
>>41835366
low IQ bluepilled redditor

>>41835406
>You've never had sex
My bad, I thought this thread could do with a little positivity.

What I meant to say was,
HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME

[spoiler]Or maybe women just aren't as a big deal as you think they are?[/spoiler]

>>41835491
I'm not saying women themselves matter, validation, i.e. the manifestation of your worth as an object in existence does however.
>>41835454
>>41835422
low IQ and also projecting.

>>41835300
GOD YES THIS
anything higher than a 5 is fucking mental (in the metal scene)

source: dated one that knew what was happening with every other girl - they all crazy

>before working out
>didn't mind DYEL girls
>started working out
>actively disgusted by how fat and disgusting so many woman are

This meme has to end /fit/. Everywhere with girls, I see flabby asses, saggy tits, bulging guts, cellulite, droopy shoulders and noodle arms. We need more women to lift.

I went to a strip club last night and I couldn't enjoy any of the dancers since they all looked so fat and disgusting.

>>41835553
Because so many males are satisfied with average

Average is getting fatter and more disgusting

>>41835327
>>41835063 here. Don't project your autism on me.

>>41832760

Is this a meme now? He sounded dumber than the bitch who said protein shakes give you fake muscles.

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>>41833025
At the start of time; many centuries ago
Came the spawning of Chad and the AntiChad
And darkness fell upon our people
And the children, they were born faceless
Without eyes they could not see
Born unto themselves; they lived and they died
In the Millennium of the Blind

>>41833323
...which way is a curl and which way is an extension?

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wow, there's an argument in this thread about IQ. Both of you are stupid to be arguing about a fundamentally flawed system.

What you two are doing are like a christian thiest and athiest arguing about 6k years to create the world, where nowhere in the bible does it state that the earth is 6k years old.

>>41832760
goddamn I love this new meme

>>41832744
Woah qboa whoa wtf
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa chilll
whoaaaaaaaaaaa hold on

>>41836095
>curl = chin towards chest (look down)
>extension = chin away from chest (look up)

>>41835422
and me, op

>>41834741
>what are these animals?

>>41838557
crabbos skipping leg and right pincher day

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>>41838557
That's a dog you retarded nigger

>>41838602
this nigger read starting strength and he knows what are moment arms

hes perfectly safe

>>41838557
Coconut crabs. They are called so because they, generally speaking, live where you find naturally occurring coconut palms. Weigh up to 4 kilos, and up to one metre from leg to leg. Like other crabs, they eat everything, but these ones are actually land animals in the sense that they'll drown if they stay in the water for too long.

>>41832744
i feel you bro! the degeneracy is off the scale and grills passed their prime are terrible

>>41834964
tfw 26 and i'm in the same boat as you! Fuck this gay earth! hope the asteroid strikes

>>41832760
And a new maymay was born.

>>41833215
Eric's neck doesn't even look impressive desu, I mean it looks big but look at Pete Rubish even pre roids, that's a massive neck
Eric's looks just proportional

>>41835553
I can relate to this on every level.
I am literally getting more attracted to chubby girls because at least they are bound to put some effort into actually eating the food.
What normies consider hot girls is just a girl being blessed with big tits, the rest of her body is still a fucking sloppy mess.
When I see noodle arms on a woman I am starting to feel disgusted, I only see pancakes asses held up poorly by the little fabric these bitches are wearing.
The worst part is that I don't like gym girls either since there is obviously something wrong with a girl actively pursuing strength, let alone the cardio bunny attention whoring cunts.

>tfw standing in front row and chick behind u is bouncing her tits against ur back
>tfw she instinctively tries to hide next to you when crowdsurfer is coming

>>41833448
Moms don't count