FPH thread. vegan or not you gotta admit this is the reason

>>41814499
context of this btw was he was mocking a vegan recipe for looking disgusting and said he would lose all his muscle if he ate that stuff

>>41814527
Are you using fucking meme arrows on facebook?

This is so juvenile and stupid, OP.
Don't post this slop or anything like it again.

>>41814576
i see them on twitter all the time but that means it's at least a year before people on fb will understand them at all

>>41814576
its a meme group dw people know what it is

>>41814499
>cringe idiot OP thinks this is funny and makes him cool

lurk more

>>41814607
been here for over 2 years now, the only reason u fags r mad is because im shitting on americans lol and u cant handle the bantz

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>>41814614
>he thinks being on here for two years is a long time

>>41814637
t. been here 2 months and pretending hes an OG.

>>41814614
2 years wow lol, and I'm not even an american you're just a moron. please refrain from posting until you reach age 18.

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>>41814576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTN6gL21F60

>>41814614
If these are "bantz," they're some of the lowest quality I've ever seen. Re-read what you wrote. It sounds like a literal child wrote it.

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>>41814652
AAAAAAAAHHH NO
I can't fucking stand this.. fuck no.. fuck you.. NO.

>>41814648
t. underage cunt.

fuck this place is full of hypocrits
im 18 btw

>>41814660
idc lol it got lots of likes so people think im cool

>>41814645
I've been on here for eight years. I started browsing when I was eleven years old and I'm nineteen now. You're a faggot and your shit isn't funny. I'm being honest with you. Its not even entertaining. I just get secondhand embarrassment remember all of my friends who would use meme arrows on facebook and like memes from "4chan memes" facebook pages all the time. I literally had a facebook friend who would share memes about "white piggu" and call people faggots and niggers on facebook. You're going to cringe when you look back on this in a few years. I'm trying to humble you.

>>41814678
nope ur a cock sucker with no sense of humour neck urself now cunt

>>41814660
it sounds like it was written by a literal child because OP is a child who browses fit for the funny fat people memes and to shit on americans because he's insecure about his masculinity.

>>41814673
ok look Brandon, I know you think you're cool and funny and everything but take this thread as a wake up call. you aren't funny, clever, or cool. you're annoying and obnoxious.

this is your opportunity to self reflect and become a better, and more respected human being. don't take it for granted.

>>41814694
hahahahaha nice try wise guy ur on fit same as me u have no life u pathetic loser probably virgin aswell hahahahahhaahaha
cant handle the bantz?

>>41814499
DESU vegans are subhuman. More so than fat people
>fat people want to improve
>lift
>can make it
Vegans
>self righteous
>DUDE MEAT IS BAD LMAO
>insufferable to be around
>make zero gains
>pretend to know anything about nutrition
Vegcucks, no matter what, deserve to be the butt of all jokes

>>41814692
t. 400lbs

>>41814668
>that eyebrow

is he fucking shiggy diggying that guy in real life

>>41814703
t. 95 lbs at 5'2 because he's in middle school and tells himself he "just hasn't hit his growth spurt yet" because the thought of spending life as a manlet makes him want to hang himself

>>41814699
nah, most fat people r fucking slobs
also i guarantee that i know more about nutritional science AND exercise science than you and are stronger than you aswell. if u have a kik or something i can show u vid of me deadlifting snatch grip 175 kilograms for 4 reps

>>41814726
just post the vid here then to prove it to everyone, ur not shit.

>>41814737
its on my phone tho and its not wemb or whatever

>>41814614
>I've been here all summer
Top kek you sound like a juvenile baboon
>>41814673
>im 18
>look at me im a grown up

>>41814748
webm*

>>41814750
nah u just cant handle aussie bantz u pussy kid

>>41814748
ya thats what i thought

>>41814726
>>41814748
Observe the vegcuck in his natural state:
>easily angered
>degration of frontal lobe reasoning
>low test
>feels the need to "prove" himself
>stunted growth from lack of essential nutrition
>can't figure out technology, brain is shriveled and weak
>impotent
>think his lifts are huge

>>41814779
why are they so predictable? lmao

>>41814779
veglets, when will they learn?

>>41814765
I do not happen to be neither fat nor american.
What is sad is that you think this pathetic attempt at "banter" is worth a thread. You're youtube comment level of bad
>ur so fat that ur fat
Great job timmy

>>41814779
This

Fucking veggielets, when will they learn

>>41814779
t. fat american still awake at 4am because not doing anything tomorow on friday.

Is this place fucking Reddit or something?
Feed the troll OP some mode idiots.

>>41814812
nah not trolling just chuckin round bantz brah, these fat americunts think u need to eat unhealthy food like meat, bacon, cheese and eggs to get 'essential nutrients' when all thats in it is fucking cholesterol that makes u die quicker.

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>>41814499
brandon come to dinner. i made meatballs. oh sorry i forgot you're still doing the mad vegetable thing. well i made corn. come sit with your dad and i at the table for once, we haven't seen you all day. turn off the Lithuanian veggie tales fan site for a second and come eat with your father and i.

>>41814830
had a big laugh at this because the camera angle is at turbo manlet level rofl

>>41814830
also
>implying my parents eat meat
>implying i dont cook and prep my own food
kek

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>>41814842
stfu americuck i deadlift 400 lbs no straps, no belt, no diaper.
>implying veganism isn't the future
get off this board faget i've been posting since i was -1 years old.

>>41814830
hahahaha
the funny part is how little self awareness OP has lmao

>>41814842
That's actually the perspective of the average vegan. They rarely grow to be over 5'5

>>41814876
>meat makes u grow in height
lol

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>>41814858
what a big boy! we're going to have to get you a big boy bed soon!!

>>41814888
>I-I'm going to be b-big and tall like my trees
>grow, grow, grow

>>41814873
>the funny part is how little self awareness OP has

It's more creepy than funny, imo. Very disturbing trait for an 18-year-old to have.

>>41814902
i dont get the self awarness joke
help me out with it
>inb4 low iq

>>41814902
isn't autism kind of normal for these parts?

>>41814637
>boasting about the time he wasted on /fit/

>>41814830
Oi cunt, time to bog in. I made some meatballs. Oh shit I'm sorry, I forgot you're still doing your vejjo thing mate
Well I made Vegemite. Come sit with your oldies for once. We haven't seen you all day, cunt

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>>41814933
Forgot pic

>>41814933
>i made vegemite
are americans really this dumb

>>41814941
actually good 1

>>41814945
americans aren't the ones eating moldy salted brewers yeast, so no, i don't think they're the dumb ones.

>>41814941
Top kek
And yes op quit while you're a head it's just getting embarrassing

>>41814975
no u dont make vegimite lol, just like u dont 'make' peanut butter. or nutella or whatever sugary garbage u amerifats put on ur loafs

>>41814991
>u dont 'make' peanut butter. or nutella
but.. we do make peanut butter... and nutella is pretty easy to make too...

>>41814991
Of course you can. Do you think vegemite is mined from a Vegemite mine somewhere or something ?
>>41814994
This, you just have to spread palm oil on bread and it's close enough.

>>41814991
did an American fuck your mom or something? you seem so angry LOL

>>41814499
>what's funny is you think i over eat LOL.
whoa qboa whoa wtf
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa chilll
whoaaaaaaaaaaa hold on

>>41814499
Actually this is the reason people all over the world think vegans are retards.

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what the fuck is going on in this thread

Brandon fuckinh Zeureb

>>41815027
dont worry there's already an actual fph
this thread is just a shitfest. spare yourself from the poorly written bants contrived by a 4 year old vegan
>>41804852

>>41814499
Yurofags think americans are retarded because their confidence in free market, their unconditional defense of individual rights in detriment of the State and collectivity, and their nationalism disguised as patriotism. It has nothing to do with obesity.

>>41815065
back to pol retard

>>41814576
>meme arrows

It's a simplified quotation sign, reddit has had it for years (it started there and spread to 4chan).

This is now a Brandon hate thread

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>>41815136
It's much older than reddit and 4chan you imbecile.

>>41814858
You're prepping something and it starts with a "b" and ends with an "ull"

>>41814918
>boasting
Much implications.

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>>41815136
>being this new

>>41814941
Still pretty hot

>>41814499
Use the fucking catalog you enormous cock munching knob jockey. This is the third FPH thread, stop fucking splitting them

>making posts on social media

Come on brandon, no one likes you

>>41814707
Shiggy diggy a Chad Thundercock

>>41814870
>not deadlifting 900 pounds no belt no diaper no straps DOH grip while finalizing a business transaction
Are europeans really this week?

>>41814499
>almighty aussies

I'm Australian and our obesity is out of control. Almost 2/3 aussies are fatcunts. http://www.aihw.gov.au/overweight-and-obesity/

>>41815212
>fatlover detected

>>41814614
>2 years
fuck off tyler

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>>41815212
>Implying there can ever be enoug

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>>41815299
What makes this more funny is that Australia is almost entirely white. America's obesity problem is a problem for blacks and hispanics, and not a major issue for whites.

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>>41814830
...is that some type of sex doll?

>>41814830
>and i

*and me

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>>41816028
but thats not even right...

>>41816196
Have you read what you actually quoted?

>>41816196
>come eat with your father and i
>come eat with i

>>41814699
This. They are holier than thou assholes who have an opinion on all things you put into your mouth, including cock.

>>41816292
>They are holier than thou

Well they kinda are.

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>>41816244
have you read it? or do you just have autism?
>>41816246
i'm sorry you never made it through elementary school. that's literally one of the most basic rules of grammar.

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>>41816246
>>41816244
>>41816028
for future reference

>>41816357
I am a fucking Cardinal you DYEL infidel cunt.

>>41816376
>come sit with I

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>>41815424
>Not a major problem for whites
>Half the 70% of the country is more than 20% for whites
You wish

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>>41816434
>Half the 70% of the country is more than 20% for whites

>>41814499
Time to end yourself

>>41814576
this is my biggest pet peeve. a true sign of genuine 'tism

>>41814499

>you
>your

A few extra letters will make you sound less retarded OP

>>41816361
"It's always you and I" is actually a very common misunderstanding. You are the one who is wrong.

>>41814699
Came here to post this. Vegans are scum of the earth

Fat people generally mind themselves. As long as they don't bother me, I'm okay.
Vegans go out of their way to fuck over other people's days for eating meat

>>41814678
KEk, please tell me you're joking and not actually pretending you're a kool keed for wasting your time here. You're a fucking smoker mocking people for doing cardio.

>>41815136
>yfw it started in plaintext emails
cmon mang

>>41814652

>ishygddt

Hey op, you are gay!

>>41816434
What did he mean by this?

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>>41815004
>tfw spent the day mining whole wheat pasta and forgot to get on the drilling platform to collect some tomato sauce

>>41816376
>have been increasing exponentially
I really doubt that. It's nice to see how someone can be totally literal and adhering to rules and throw it all out the window in another regard.