ITT: things that piss you off I'll start: >ask normie

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>>41808826
I'll continue
>faggots who think they need a spot doing
BARBELL.
CURLS.

Here's another one:

>come to gym at 8pm
>nice, it's nearly empty
>come across the weights
>all fucking scattered
>10kg weight is at the very top
>have to ask staff to take it down because I can't reach it safely and I'd probably drop it on my head

Why can't retards just fucking put the weights in proper places?

>>41808839
Are you retarded? Get out of here if you're from reddit, newfag. Have you ever heard of bicep tears? This is how I know you don't lift.

I'm having a bad day already, don't post if you're a RETARD.

Faggots who ask you how many sets you have left and sit down in front of you while watching you perform each and every set until you're done. They're like cuckold betas who watch you fuck their wife.

>>41808826
Girls that go to "workout" with their boyfriends in slutty clothes and do nothing while watching him

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>be me
>be lifting
>Stacey comes over and asks if I want to fuck her while she sucks my dick
>tell her to kill herself and report her to the gym for harassment

>barbell curls
Nice bait, OP.

>>41808852
>Why can't retards just fucking put the weights in proper places?

I can't even believe it when adults act like someone else is going to clean up after them. It's disturbing.

>>41808946
>They're like cuckold betas who watch you fuck their wife.
Pretty much. People are inconsiderate as fuck.
I remember I had to do squats, but this guy was squatting instead. I just chose to do squats another day. Is it that hard to think about others? Fuck I'm mad

>>41808961
EVIL
V
I
L

The fucking clowns who ask for a spot yet they
can't perfrom the damn lift for even a single rep
yet expect you to perform upright rows for several while they bench. How fucking stupid
do you have to be not to realize you should
lighten the load. Just like I did on your mom.

>>41808946
if someone asks me how many sets i have left, i just slow down my rests by 30 seconds and watch their eyes beg to use my weights. gets me rock hard every time.

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>>41808826
>When they want you to take off the shoes before going in to the gym.

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>>41808961
>fuck her while she sucks my dick

>>41808826
>spotting barbell curls
Explain this

>people that dump all their shit off at the smith machine or cables or whatever instead of putting it in the storage shelves
>people who do shit like push ups at the gym

>>41809025
I am a calisthenic fag and I do only pushups,
pullups and pistol squats at the gym.
U mad?

>>41808870
This must be bait. If you can't do bicep curls without a spot then lower the wait you massive cunt. Holy shit I hope your bad day culminated in you slitting your wrists and jumping into a shallow pool, fucking faggot cunt.

I stole tren from a farm once

>>41809039
Yes, very. Get the fuck out of the way and stop blocking everyone else you wirey little shit.

>eternal DYEL roommate makes a meal
>leaves his dishes in the sink for 3 weeks
FIX YOUR SHIT, ETHAN

>the only pair of 1kg plates are behind a bunch of 20/10kg plates

>>41809083
>3 weeks
how does this even happen

>>41808826
Poor gym ventilation.

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the moron who takes the space where people have move from and to the weight rack doing this shit

>>41809074
Yeah, I guess that's why powerlifters have spotters. Because they're stupid, right? And should just "deload"

Do any of you people actually lift?

>guys roaming each other for barbell curls

great job op you my hero