"That guy at the gym" thread >that guy who wears

a guy is at the gym.

/thread

>>41794471

>that guy that spends 40+ silent minutes in the squat rack with his head phones in, refusing to talk to anybody and not knowing where to look between sets

>>41794471
>That guy who is so self conscious about looking like a fool that he invested in a home gym and became jacked AF but it did unfortunately not cure his tism so now he is 250 lbs muscle monster with the social skills of a two year old who gets freaked out by the attend and looks that people give him so he stays indoors and just lifts and eats and sleeps and grows larger with every passing day.

>>41794492
hits close to home

>that guy with micropenis who uses changing room so he isn't seen naked

>>41794505
>his tism

kek

>that guy who sees someone doing something wrong but just laughs and doesn't say anything because he's some gym elitist

>>41794492
Starting Strength movie by Nicolas Winding Refn fucking when?

>>41794517
>that guy who is always trying to look at ur dick in the changing rooms

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>>41794492
>>41794505
Formal request to delete these.

>>41794471
>>that guy who wears basketball shorts
What is the deal with this one?

>>41794471
>That guy who rests between sets.

>>41794471
>that guy who yawns after a set
fook u

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>>41794554

>>41794471
>that guy who's scared of the girls in the gym thinking he's a creeper so he spends the workout consciously averting his gaze from anything resembling a mire

>>that guy who's scared of the girls in the gym thinking he's a creeper so he spends the workout consciously averting his gaze from anything resembling a mire


fuck that's me

>>41794560
Can't live with em, can't live without em!

>>41794560
I guess since you're not playing basketball?

>That guy who wears a tank top with huge arm holes that's basically a loincloth for his torso because he has to show off his arms, obliques AND abs while working out.

>>41794599

Checking in too.

>>41794599
protip: they don't actually care, just don't be super overt about it

>>41794600
Why would you (or anybody else) care what other people wear when they are working out? As long as it is clean - what's the problem?
I know this is /fit/ and unless you're a dude in a dress or skirt or some other gay shit, it is frowned upon, but seriously - what the fuck with the dress code?

>>41794550
when i'm at the gym i compete

>>41794603
What would be considered 'gym attire' then?

>>41794634
anything but basketball shorts

>that guy at the gym that refuses to participate in our impromptu locker room orgies

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>>41794638
>anything but basketball shorts
Gotcha.

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>>41794639

>that guy at the gym who hasn't been seen since penis inspection day

guess he didn't make the cut

>>41794611
can confirm, its ok to look even if you are not a chad

>>41794517
>that guy who refuses to use the urinals and instead uses the stalls without lifting the seat

>>41794492
I'm sort of guilty to this, except it takes me 25mins to finish my set and I have a spot to look at and zone out without coming back to earth and realizing I'm staring at someone's crotch, ass or tits

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>>41794634
One that fits properly

>>41794721
Like basketball shorts, amirite?

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>>41794634
>>41794721
Don't be this guy. Unless you really wanna let the whole gym know how insecure you are.

>>41794736
I just wear a long sleeve shirt with basketball shorts.
0 fucks given in my gym.

>>41794611
Define "overt"

>That guy who wears compression pants and longsleeve under his cotton pants and t-shirt
That guy is me

>>41794492
I'd like to talk to people but everyone else has their headphones in. its not great for social engagement opportunities, besides "you using this?"

>that guy who just hangs on gym equipment instead of working out
>that chick who drinks die coke beterrn sets

>>41794634
I wear rugby shorts and a tanktop. I get weird looks because they are kinds short but I like feeling comfy

>>41794823
People have their headphones in to deter random losers trying to talk to them.

I live in a big city where there are bums begging for change and activists asking if they can have your signature just about every block. Headphones are a total godsend for me, because most of them don't even try when I'm wearing them.

Some idiot blathering at you when you're trying to lift is the equivalent of a bum asking for "social" change.

Whats bad about basketball shorts theyre comfy and cheap

>>41794823
Maybe if your a social butterfly it'd be nice but I'd hate someone I don't know having a random chat with me between sets.

>>41794693
no matter how much i need to pee i just can't do it if someone else is there

>>41794880
There's nothing wrong with them. This is the equivalent of Virgin posting where it's the most generic things to try and trigger people
>>41794471
>mocking the eliptical
Your not gonna make it bruh

>>41794880
They're really high school. And,
>cheap
Yeah, not a good quality.

>>41794779
It's like looking at the sun. You can sneak quick glances, but don't stare.

>>41794901
Leave and never come back.

>>41794908
You notice girls doing the same to you?

>>41794471

>>that guy who wears basketball shorts
>>that guy who yawns after a set
>>that guy using the eliptical

I do all these things lmao

>>41795071
this board has destroyed my confidence so much i am convinced whenever anyone turns their neck in my direction i did something stupid/laughable

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>that guy who warms up with the bar
>that guy who wears beats by dre headphones to the gym
>that guy who wears a belt on a sub 4pl8 squat and carries it everywhere with him over his shoulder
>that guy who wears compression tights to the gym
>that guy who checks his phone between every set

>>41794638
Jeans it is

>>41794779
Perhaps someone like you should stick to the no eye contact rule.

>>41795375
What's wrong with the first one? Asking for a friend.

>>41794574
is that bad?

>>41795375
>that guy who wears compression tights to the gym

Delete this

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>>41795375
>>that guy who warms up with the bar
No, John, you are cancer. And John was a faggot.

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>>41794505
Oh fug you found me out

>>41795681
I know anon, how else am I supposed to show off my cock?

>>41795375
>the first one
but I'm dyel.
how else am I supposed to warm up and work on my form?

>>41795375
Beats headphones are the worst.
"I have no taste and i'm bad with money."-Headphones

>that guy who has body dysmorphia so bad that his self image is actually worse than before he started lifting.

>>41794471
>that guy who does [insert widely relateable subject]
>that guy who sucks dicks

Fuck off OP

>>41794471
>>41794574
+1

>>41795375
>that guy who post the same shit every thread

>>41794554
You need to fill out the proper paperwork first, anon. Then it will go through review and has to be voted on by at least 5/7 of the shitpost review council to be even considered for deletion

Alternatively, users with a 4chan Gold™ Account can message m00t through a high priority email to get their requests processed faster

>>41794599
>be doing lat raises in tiny ass uni gym
>two girls start doing dumbbell rows on the benches in front of me
>asses pointed right in my direction
>strain my neck looking off to the side for the rest of my sets
I would have just left usually but delts are too important

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>that guy who uses the seat belt on the seated push down

>>41794471

>basketball shorts because they are loose and comfortable
>yawn because I work out at midnight
>use the elliptical because I have an injury from my time in the infantry
>Don't drink water out of my shake bottle but that isn't something to be annoyed about. I prefer that to those people who come in with the small bottles.
>using the machines to stretch is totally fine.

>doing plyo in the free weight area is unacceptable, agreed

Then what shorts should I wear to the gym?

>>41794471
I do all that, what's wrong with it?

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>mfw I dance in the squat rack between sets
>mfw I sing the lyrics to songs under my breath but loud enough for people around me to hear

So come talk to me about it. The gym is my playground and the only place I feel alive. I see all the peasants at the gym looking all serious and worked up, like lifting is a chore to them. I can at least feel good knowing I love this.

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>that guy that whistles during/between sets. But not when he's walking around to a new workout

> that guy who works out in the gym.

>>41795872
I know this feeling.This one is also similar
>working delts on the machine
>hot girl in tights works out her legs spreading
>try to look slightly above her by raising my head

>>41796121
Stop being a faggot. If they didn't want to be eye raped they wouldn't dress like that.

>>41795812
this is me

>be depressed
>start lifting to help with body image and insecurity
>1 year goes by, finally making visible progress
>wowza Im actually getting mires and compliments
>feelsgoodman
>body dysmorphia got so bad, that if I skip just a week now, I'll fall into severe depression
>getting sick and having to skip a few days makes me crippled and hate my body more than ever
>i see my arms getting smaller every day after a week or two off-gym

>your Sneak skill has increased

>>41794492
Who the fuck does an exercise for more than 30 minutes??

>>41796250
>be me
>be fat
>lose over 50 lbs
>looks like shit because chest too small / hips too wide

>>41795375
>>that guy who warms up with the bar
>>that guy who checks his phone between every set
You've fucking triggered me, congrats

>>41794471
>that guy who posts dumb threads on an online Nicaraguan sheep raising forum.

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>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

>>41794638
I'm American, but I still wear the kilt, even when leg pressing.

>>41794471
>that guy drinking water out of his blender bottle with the ball in it

alright explain this one

do you really think i should carry a second water bottle just to appease your autism? or leave the blender ball in a locker or something?

>>41794599
I make it supper complicated like looking off 2 mirrors.
Once I saw a pussy while qt was on bench

>>41794627
>I am training for a sport I don't play

>>41797574
>that guy that brings his bullet to the gym
>makes shakes on the spot in the yoga room

>>41794896
same here, it sucks

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>>41794492
lol myself and the entirety of /fit/

>>41794505
Delet right now

>>41796062
>So come talk to me about it.
The amount of autism comes full circle, eventually leaving you not autistic.

>>41794779

Try to avoid using binoculars.

>that guy who looks at his phone between sets

I literally saw somebody do this yesterday. I couldn't stop staring, it was so fucking bizarre.

>>41794542
People don't want to be corrected. 95% of dyels think they're experts these days. I'd rather just laugh. The only time I'll correct somebody is if I can see that they're aware their form needs inprovement

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>that guy who blacks the cardio bunny

>>41797881
This is the right answer. Know your gym and all mirror angles to achieve true natty peeking.

>>41794471
What about qt petite slutty cardio bunnies doing plyo in the free weight area

>>41794492
Im allowed to talk to people? I never wear headphones but i dont mind silence or whitenoise when resting

>that guy who bends over to do bent over barbell rows

>>41794862
Pull them up to show balls when u catch mire

>>41795769
Basketball shorts show my cock of just fine, no way I'd wear tights.

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>>41794638
Piss off cunt, no ones gonna start wearing fuckin jorts to the gym because autismos dont understand why youd want to wear light, unrestrictive clothing while lifting weights. And fuck wearing joggers or anything long, its 90 degress outside.

>>41795071
Yes but i always think i catch attention just because im a huge body for normie standards (fat and strong and tall and broad) and not due to attraction

>That guy humming along to his weab music
>Went fast on bicycle for the first ten minutes but now he looks like he's taking a Sunday ride to Sleepytown
>Starts with the lowest level weights that have never been used by an adult, and decides to just do twice as many reps with them than go up
>Plays on the monkey bars
>Stares at confusing machines for several minutes before shaking his head and walking away
>Brought his own snot rag, probably doubles as his jizz rag, uses it to wipe his sweat

>>41795875
This one is actually funny, someone used the seat belt on the decline press iso machine and I almost dropped a bar on my chest.

>>41795769
Pull down pants for mirror selfie after doing legs. During rushhour in freeweight area

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>that guy that can't push it to the next level because tfw no spotter bro
>that guy who was doing abs but his sweat pants made it look like he had a boner and girls gave him a weird creepy look
>that guy who brings a gall of water
>that guy who drinks post workout shake in his trunk

>>41795875
>>41798489
what gym do you guys go to that they have seat belts

>>41798134
What are you supposed to do, stick your thumb up your arse? Pretend you give a shit about what lifts other people are doing? Maybe theyre picking music or checking twitter.

>>41795882
You yawn because ypu are socially awkward and think people are looking at you. You dont know what to do inbetween sets. Better yawn that Will take up 3 seconds of awkardness

>>41794754
>long sleeve shirt
Don't you get hot?

>>41795927
Lol how are you gonna make it if you're not wearing the correct clothes. You have to learn on your own anon

>>41798529
It was just on a machine, they probably got a good deal on the brand and this brands decline bench machine happened to have seat belt on it.

>>41794505
>he also takes out his rage on backpage escorts

add this and you have me :(

>>41797000
Are you a "powerlifter" whose main careers are blacksmithing and historical reenactment/ren fairs?

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>>41798524
>>that guy that can't push it to the next level because tfw no spotter bro

My bench hasn't progressed for weeks

>>41794611
i dont know any other way

>>41798572
how hot are those backpage escorts

i notice a lot of them are 18 so they cant be THAT used up, its pretty compelling, ive seen some extremely hot girls

>>41798220
Deleet

>>41794471
That guy who's amazed that you're squatting lmao2pl8

>That guy that does a plaet ohp for reps, outbenches the whole gym, does weighted dips every gym day but can't do more than 3 pullups

How do i cure my pullup faggotry, i'm not even fat at 6'0 180lb

>>41798605
Lots of hot young women could escort. They may have been diddled as kids maybe they had crack addict parents and thiss is only money or maybe they dated a black. Tons of reasons a hot girl would prostitute.

>>41798605
you run the range of old and washed up to some decent prime snatch. a lot of them are on some kind of candy . if you can find one before wear her out until the collapse starts

>>41798669
i just figure once in my life i need to have a night of eating a 10/10 18 year old girls ass

i hope my girlfriend can understand, i plan on telling her when i do it, but i just need and deserve it as a man

>>41798605
also be careful of the tgtbt(to good to be true) pics out there. some are stings, but most are scams of some sort

>>41798684
I did exactly that with a decently high class escort. It was strictly bj, me eating her ass and then me fucking her ass . The gf was ok with it since she has no desire for anything in her ass and everything was covered.

>>41798704
>The gf was ok with it

wow i hope my life could be so good. how long were you dating at this point

>>41798753
4 1/2 years . She thought she was dating up but truth is I am a degenerate

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yawning in the gym is caused by a vasovagal response to increased intrathoracic pressure related to performing the valsalva maneuver during any exercise that requires core stability. If you're not yawning, you haven't worked your core during your workout that day, use improper form when you try to, or have a naturally higher thresshold for vagus stimuli. It's a literal physiologic process that people have no control of if they are working hard. May as well say:

>that guy who sweats at the gym

Fight me fucking faggot

>>41795927
Gym shorts you inbred fuck

>that asian guy who is there every day, but never really lifts, but jumps around ladders and just does 'stretching'. no change in appearance in the months i've been there
>that old fat smelly guy who makes the machines / racks smelly as well. fortunately not familiar with barbell.
>that couple who spot & compliment each other after every set.
>that give that gives unsolicited bad advice (eg you should not go lower than parallel on squats as 'it is bad on knees', that you should not wait more than a minute between sets etc)
> that one guy who looks super ripped, but is quarter repping with low weights (wtf?)

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>>41794471
>that guy who constantly lifts way heavier weight than he can manage and screams 1289128921898912Db on his 1x1 sessions

god i fucking hate him so much, he annoys everyone and not doing anything good for himself at the gym.

>>41794471
That Davis, CA?

>>41796349

People like me who consider your max a warmup.

>>41795192
Same even in the streets.
Also i have some people who hate me and im always afraid they spit on me and i cant hear it because my headphones are in

>>41794736
this is actually normal. maybe not so cut nips are showing. But I see em all the time.

They just make you insecure.
You anon.

That Guy who uses the Leg Press Machine

>>41794586
>woman can literally have you kicked out of the gym forever simply by telling the owner that you were creeping on her
That guy seems quite rational actually.

>>41800029
This guy gets laid a lot, I can tell.

>>41795927
soccer shorts

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>>41794471
>goto military gym
>that guy who is running backwards on treadmill while wearing BIG GUY mask

JUST

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>>41798399

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>the guy that puts his hands on his waist and exhales loudly after he finishes a set

>that guy who touches the bar when spotting

>>41794471
>that guy drinking water out of his blender bottle with the ball in it
I just got one of these days ago and its fantastic not having to clean the blender daily

>>41800228
>that guy that blends his water and then washes the blender

>>41800208
>that guy that gropes you while spotting

>that guy who does db rows on the dumbbell rack getting in the way of other people grabbing a pair
Fuck that guy

>>41798543
holy projection, batman!

kys (legit)

>that guy doing deadlifts with regular plates on a hex bar in the middle of a walkway on the other side of the room from the lifting mats and is only doing one half-rep with a very rounded back every 2 minutes
I had to leave, the rest of the gym was empty and I didn't know what the fuck I just walked in on

>>41800369
saw someone doing 30 lb deadlifts with the ez bar today. i thought "why bother?" i assume he is doing that because he's self conscious about deadlifting but he looks ten times dumber doing the ez bar than just hitting the barbell

>>41794736
I have shirts that I cut just like that (but my nips are covered) and I'm dyel as fuck
I couldn't give a shit. Tanks can get expensive and I usually only cut shirts that don't fit me anymore so I save money.

>That guy who finishes his set
>Stands up
>Just straight up leaves the equipment he was using
>Walks allllll the way across the gym to the water fountain
>Making a conscious effort not to make eye contact with anyone along the way
>Waits in line for the water fountain
>Takes one (1) sip of water
>Walks alllll the way back
>Trying very very hard not to have an accidental social interaction
>Gets back to his equipment
>Starts into space for 2-3 minutes
>Then proceeds to do another set in the 3-5 rep range

I seriously hope no one here fits this description

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>>41798593
I feel your pain. No friends and everyone has headphones in... I just wanna fail and not have people freak out and rush over to help me... I want to controlled fail...

>>41798593
just ask someone nearby
I've never been denied, and someone is always benching

>>41800070
>this guy doesn't even worship the holy vagina
>what a kuffar, we should behead him

>>41798593
Bro I know this feel... last time I got greedy I got stuck under the weight and a nearby gymbro had to run over and pull that shit off me. Embarrassing as hell. I haven't even tried to push my limits since. Tbh want a spotter more than I want a GF.

>>41794567
idk why i laughed at this

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>>41799039
>that asian guy who is there every day, but never really lifts, but jumps around ladders and just does 'stretching'. no change in appearance in the months i've been there
There was a guy who fit this description at the first gym I went to. He did some lifting but never progressed. I remember we had the same incline bench and squat the first day I walked in and I made him my gym rival in my head but after 6 months I outlifted him in everything and he was still lifting the same weights as when I started. He used to start his workouts with like 25 minutes of stretching and then go and bench 85 pounds for 8 sets of 5.
I hope he makes it one day

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>That guy who lines the bench up perpendicular to the nearest flat surface. Things will be layed on tested, readjusted, preform sets, and readjusted again.

>>41800525
>That guy who unracks his squat and then spends 2-3 minutes making sure his feet are perfectly aligned before actually squatting

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>>41794471
>that guy posting in that guy thread on /fit in between sets

>>41794471
i love the eliptical...

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>That guy who's gotten so narcissistic that he stares into the mirror whenever he can just to check his appearance

>no matter what he does he can't fix his face or frame.

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>that guy who looks around between sets and makes eye contact with people very briefly and looks away quick and they think he was staring at them for an uncomfortable amount of time

>>41800428
How else should I fill my water once it's empty and I finish a set? Should I walk over and high five people on my way to the water fountain? Fuck you this triggers me

>>41800363
I thought /fit/ was just athletic r9k

>>41800676
Good kotor reference.

>>41794471
>that guy who wears basketball shorts
What's wrong with that?
>that guy who yawns after a set
I couldn't help it when I did it. When I got winded I'd involuntarily yawn when I refused to put my hands on my knees.

>>41800778
Accurate.

>>41800428
Sounds like me. However I only go to water fountain when I'm thirsty and it's much more than 1 sip.

>>41794828

>that guy who suffered a stroke posting on /fit/

>>41796349

People who don't know how to lift.

>>41794634
yea is this a meme. I wear gym shorts...

>>41798648
Git good at pulldown machine or use resistance bands for pull ups to assist yourself

>>41796349
Never gonna make it

>>41800263
Sorry mike

>>41799082
>People like me who consider your max a warmup.
Even if you did 5 sets of 8 and took a 5 minute break between every set you're barely pushing half an hour

>That guy who wears a large winter coat even when working out
>The lady who roided so much her nipples are permanently hard
>The fat guy who hasn't lost any weight in two years despite the fact hes always there

>>41798399
How else would you do it then?

>>41794492
god help me if the red sox aren't playing when i go to the gym

>tfw I'm guy who yawns after set

>tfw have no face

>>41794611
Remember Seinfeld, it's like looking at the sun, you gotta peek and look away.

>tfw /fit/ made you too afraid to wear your basketball shorts

I wear my old black skinny jeans and a button-down, it's all I have.

>>41800423
What is the best way to cut shirts? Google is actually not that helpful and I have tons of shirts I want to cut.

>>41801459
jeans and a button down in a gym
why anon thats so much worse
shiggy diggy

>>41800778
/r9k/ is autistic and wants to stay autistic
/fit/ is autistic and doesn't want to be autistic anymore but the only people to show the path are other autists

One is a bucket full of crabs who pull each other back down into the bucket. The other one is a yard full of people in wheelchairs.

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>>41794471
>>41794505
>>41794492
>that guy who hits on the underage girls at the gym

>>41801616
>be PT
>health club has a teen fitness event where you can show up for free with a student id
>how the hell else am I gonna get through the day

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>>41800428

>>41800335
If he's doing the heaviest dumbbells on the rack it's allowed

>>41799298
agreed tank tops are normal for gym wear. The cut of it tho would make me somewhat uncomfortable if we shared a gym tho.

>>41800263
>>
not gonna lie I had this incredibly hot redhead asking me for a spot on squat one month ago

she was wearing spandex short shorts and half of her ass was showing. As she went down in the hole and I dived with her I seriously considered rubbing my dick against those delicious cheeks. They were just an inch away from my dong.

Instead I just put my arms against her chest and felt her up. She did 10 shitty reps with 275 and we chatted a bit afterwards. felt gud senpai

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>>41801707
>Instead I just put my arms against her chest and felt her up.

Beg your pardon
This lady just let you cop a feel while she squatted and chatted with you after?

>She did 10 shitty reps with 275
o ok this is make up

>>41798524
>bench day
>feel like pushing myself
>friends back out 'we're tired'
>fine i'll do this shit by myself
>warm up normal, feel decent
>load up
>start benching
>feel failure, fuck it 1 more rep
>up
>down
>won't go back up
>lay bar on my chest, breathe
>try again
>bar barely goes up
>well, fuck
>after a minute gym bro spots me and lifts bar up
>finish accessory work while feeling extremely embarrassed

I felt ashamed

>>41796226
PATRIARCHY

>that old man wearing kakhis, a fleece and docksiders who looks like he's gonna keel over on the recumbant bike

>>41800428
DELET

>>41795375
First and last are me, except I log everything on my phone and keep it in airplane mode while I'm in the gym

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> that guy who always goes around talking about anything forever if you so much as look at him, but it's chill because he's mildly entertaining.
> pic related its crazy charlie

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>>41800428
HOW ARE ALL OF YOU SPYING ON ME, WHAT THE FUCK.

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>that guy that tooted accidentally one time when he deadlifted and everyone at the gym remembers it

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>>41801611

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You know whats worse than all of these?

>that guy that's not in the gym making fun of that guy in the gym.

I don't give a fuck how dumb he looks, what he's wearing or how he's working out. If he's getting jacked all that makes you is an insufferable, insecure cunt. These threads are for children who base their lives on what people think of them.

>>41801916
How about

>that guy that's in the gym making fun of that other guy in the gym

>>41797923
but I do play basketball, why would I want to buy tightgayass shorts or fucking leggings?

>>41802002
Not as bad but I still find it childish. Do your workout and go home, threads like these reinforce nervous lurking cunts idea that "everyones watching" and keeps them out of the gym, in fear of being silently roasted.

Its why I love my home-gym tbqh.

>>41795882
>>basketball shorts because they are loose and comfortable

Except they get caught on your knees when you squat

>>41795927

Short shorts

>that girl who you make eye contact with atleast 5 times a night
>that girl who will come do squats directly in front of your line of vision
>that girl who follows you from corner to corner of the gym doing some random exercise that coincides with the equipment you're around

>that guy who reracks the bar after benching

>>41802126
>That guy who benches with a bench

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>>41802146
fucking hate that guy

>>41801743
>anon pushes himself to absolute failure
>feels shame

no anon, it is everyone else who should be ashamed that they do not have the fortitude to see where they truly stand

go forth, and acquire gains

>>41802061
Everyone is watching, it's just that nobody gives a shit for longer than 5 seconds. If I see a guy lifting nearby, I'll watch him, think "wow, I feel good, I lift more than that guy" or "wow, one day I'll lift what he's lifting" or "wow that guy's form is absolute garbage", and then get on with my day. I probably won't even remember the person's face unless they do retard tier lifts day in day out, in which case I'll just give them a funny nickname (in my head) to remember them by, and then get on with my day.

>that guy who goes to the gym

>that guy who looks and acts like jason genova
>that skinny manlet who can incline bench 2.5pl8 for reps

>>41798268
these guys get it, also play snooker

What's wrong with basketball shorts tho

>>41802297
nothing
if you're not a woman, nobody gives a shit what you wear to the gym

>>41794471
Are ellipticals really bad?

>>41798648
1pl8 OHP isnt that good, fag

>>41800542
It's not 2-3 minutes, but I can get particularly anal about this and my squat suffers for it

>>41802433
They're great if you're fat and/or old and don't want your knees to blow the fuck out but still want to do cardio. They do nothing to actually improve your running ability.

>>41802433
Before/after if I'm tired a heavy leg session, I'll actually stand in front of an elliptical (opposite where you're supposed to stand), dial up the resistance a bit, and power the whole thing with just my arms. Rowing is still my favorite cardio, but when I want to spare my legs it's a really good exercise.

>>41794471
>that guy who yawns after a set
Fuck off, I just woke up

>>41798134
maybe we're cruising Instagram, Twitter or even 4 chan and do it to avoid eye contact or to not stare like some creeper specially if there's girls working out close

>>41802711
desu you look more silly purposely avoiding eye contact with everyone than allowing yourself to check out a girl in the vicinity

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>that guy who gets anxious and frustrated when people get close to him especially when there was space for them to work out further away
>that guy who gets so self conscious that a girl will catch him looking at her he stares at nothingness whenever a girl is in his periphery
>that guy who instantly glances at anyone who strikes up a conversation with someone else in the gym
>that guy who furrows his brow when he looks at himself in the mirror
>that guy who uses the mirror to look at people in the gym but doesn't know whether they'd be able to tell he was doing it
>that guy who jerks off in the gym

>that guy who mixes his shake in his water bottle in between sets
>that curlbro with weights he can't handle about to put out his spine by swinging

>>41801494
lay it on the table
take scissors
cut your wrist you autistic tard

>That guy who goes to the gym at 1:30am, for the sole purpose of being alone.
>After his work out he meticulously reracks and sorts the weights left about by the day crowd.
>No one thanks him for it, despite doing it for several years now.

>that guy who's spotting you and lets you sit for a good 10 seconds with the bar stuck on your chest
>that guy who's spotting you and complains about you not warning him every single time you fail a rep
Fuck you Mike, you're just a shitty spotter

>>41796226
b-but anon its comfortable :^3

>>41794599
>be femanon
>felt uggo for a long time
>not wanting people to be offended by thinking that I might be attracted to them
>zone out and not look at anybody
>as a result look probably even more creepy

>>41803455
no, for male or female, anyone above your attraction level doesn't pay any attention to you if you aren't bringing attention to yourself (like checking people out), like they see you, just forget immediately if nothing interesting is happening

>>41798134
underrated

>doing assisted chin ups
>go to the water fountain between sets
>see autismo go up to the machine
>he starts fiddling with it
>sees me coming
>leaves
>whatever
>get back on the machine
>weight all the way up to 300 pounds of assistance, he was dyel skinnyfat
>wtf
>finish my set
>guy is just walking around not using any equipment
>lose sight of him for a while when I go to the free weights
>finish workout
>he's still wandering around, looking at machines and listening to music

>>41801616
That's me

>>41803525
Thanks, that is good to know. Come to think of it, the only time anyone has been weird about me liking them was when I tried telling that I'd like to get to know them or tried talking to them. Passing a look should not really count.

>>41795375
>that guy who wears a belt on a sub 4pl8 squat and carries it everywhere with him over his shoulder
>tfw PTs in my gym are squating 2/3 with 2pl8s and belt

>>41800428
jokes on you.i have my water can fully filled when i start lifting.

>>41794639
what a fag

>>41794603
not my fault you're insecure about your flabby ass body

>>41801494
>cuts shirts
>doesn't bulk them first

>>41794517

> that old 50+ guy that refuses to wrap with a towel and insists on walking around the entire locker room naked for 20 minutes before finally putting a shirt on

>>41794872

Stop taking everything so seriously, maybe the reason you are still socially retarded is because you dont talk to people, nothing wrong with having a random conversation with someone in the gym or on the street.

I bet you put on your baggiest hoodie, baggiest sweatpants and your most badass facial expression when you stand there in the gym hogging the squat rack for an hour.

Unrelated, but my gym is so normie and full of 90% weak people that I get people watching when my dyel ass benches 110lbs with full rom, there are guys much bigger than me but I never see them benching more than 100lbs, I dont understand.

>>41804329
the same here. Some guy literally approached me and said he never saw someone squat that deep and heavy and it was barely 130kgs.

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>that guy who uses int instead of unsigned long at the gym

>>41802175
>This
Nice job, anon.>>41801743

>>41804401
H A R M F U L

>>41795375
i write down stats after every set to keep track of progress, anyone else?

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>>41798399

>>41802091

This. You wear short shorts to show you do leg day.

>>41798648
>that guy who can name multiple guy's max bench
>those guys who are out of HS and max bench

>>41800480
There's a lot of difference between not worshipping the vagina and being terrified of it.

>>41801494
Google how to make a muscle shirt

>>41802768
the problem is I'm not interested in looking at girls or other people. I have a gf and if not texting her between sets I'm checking out my homies posts. If I'm not on my phone you will probably catch me dancing to my music and singing along, so I look silly none the less

>the hairless gays in the locker room that are constantly blowing each other

San Francisco.

>>41806955
>mfw they forget to say no homo