Now that we're all 5 plate deadlifting monsters
Does anyone ever consider how weak it must be to be a skinny female?
How would you even survive? I'd be scared to go outside. brb never being able to carry a backpack more than 3kg.
pls keep the /r9k/ to a minimum. Just imagine if your strength was quartered or worse
>>41780981
Doesn't matter since girls don't have to try as hard to look as good, and girls look better with a higher bf% anyway.
Girls have it easy more AND love to bitch about it.
>>41780981
this is why they get a big 5pl8 DLer boyfriend to keep them safe
>be a girl
>want to feel weak and have big man to protect you
>be a man
>feel that you have to protect your girls beacuse she so weak
>everybody feels good
also
>5pl8 deadlift
>monster
Who cares what it's like to be a weak female
Ask traps on /b/ that guys literally want to become girls. They even cut their balls off to become /lowtest/
Imagine being unable to move any furniture at home at all.
Imagine having a 1 plate barbell fall through the 2nd floor and pin you onto your bed.
>>41780981
>Semi-related
I accidentally bumped into some skinny dude earlier today and almost knocked him down. I wasn't even trying to shoulder check him. It just kinda happened. It made me realize how weak the average person is compared to somebody at 2/3/4/5.
>>41780981
I had 59kg at 183cm (6'0) and was a very skinny kid with a quite late puberty as well, i have a general idea of how it feels.
Its not nice, but i never had too many problems with it. Probably helped that i was never the silent kid who you could easily bully.
>>41780981
this reminds me of my ex gf who was 180cm tall and had legs like this. in pants they don't look like much but when u get to have her in the bed and she's tight like that GOD
Can Thiqq/fat ever compete?
>>41781019
This imagine if a group a lanklettes
*blocked your path*
As a male you'd easily be able to push past them.
>pic related
>>41780981
Congrats, you've now figured out the basis for human civilization. Men protecting women, and women pushing their men to be better people.
>>41781018
>tfw no petite qt gf to playfully make fun of for her lack of strength while you easily move the furniture for her and she cant help but subtly mire you then but she tries to play it off like no big deal and then you play wrestle and let her win for lols and you both laugh and say "i love you"
>>41781130
delet this
>>41780990
>1/4 of your days are spent bleeding with cramps
>subject to mood swings
>susceptible to pregnancy
>naturally weaker
No anon, women unironically have it harder. I'd never choose to be a woman, given the choice.
>>41780992
Wishful thinking
>>41780981
desu, scares me to think of being that weak, but then, so many men are weak, some women ares stronger than those weak men, so its not all a loss OP.
>>41781130
>an then fuck like rabbits
this is literally the best of having a thin small qt314.
I work with a load of DYELs and I just think why be weak through choice?
It takes very little time out of one's week, and makes a lot of difference to life.
>>41780981
I was coaching a early 20s female who's knees buckled trying to deadlift an empty bar off blocks.
Real eye opener.
>>41780981
Girls are scared of going outside, why do you think they get men to walk them home and carry their keys in a fist when walking at night?
I think it's cute really, and I like being my gf's big protector
>>41781198
Physically, thats arguable and depends entirely on the man and his occupation. Men have been expected to work grueling jobs just to feed their families until relatively recently. Socially, women get almost every advantage.
>deadlift a pathetic 310lbs for 2 reps
>gf is in disbelief at how much weight I can lift
>know inside that I'm still weak
>>41781198
Stupid nigga they also get everything they want on a silver platter if they are 6+/10
>>41781130
Delet
>>41781909
wait they think carrying their keys in a fist makes them wolverine?
AHAHAHAHA
>>41781999
If properly aimed it'll easily give them the head start they need in order to apply run fu.
>>41782065
Implying a woman could aim her punch, or even punch fast enough to not get grabbed.
>>41781999
Female coworker legit believes this wolverine technique will stop an attacker. "I'll punch them like this" with a supposed to be mean face which just looks cute and pathetic really. I don't understand where this badass mentality women get comes from. Like they unironically believe they can kick a mans ass if they're angry.
>>41781929
If you're a man and would choose to be a woman if you had the option, then you have a mental disorder or fetish.
If you wouldn't choose to be a woman, then you're tacitly acknowledging the fact that it's better to be a man than a woman.
You can't win this argument. You want to be all [r9k] about it, but the fact is it's better to be male even you weigh everything out. I'm glad to be male and wouldn't change it. Would you?
>>41781018
Imagine not being able to open a jar.
>>41781198
You know most women skip their periods with the pill right?
>>41782576
is this why women always have a bf?
>>41782554
people just complain because being a man involves a lot of pain and suffering, but don't realize that's what makes us stronger.
>>41781918
Are you me?
When I was in highschool I had a 4plate deadlift
Now, as a senior in college who hasn't lifted in four years, ate like a starving college student, and ran a bit I'm 40 pounds lighter
it's a little embarrassing and very noticeable when drinking (I'm much more of a lightweight than I used to be) but it's a lot easier to be skinny than to be strong when you're broke as shit. Having clothing no longer fit you is annoying too.
>>41782105
Feminisim
>>41782589
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/contraceptive.htm
1) Most women are not on the pill. Most women aren't on any other hormonal birth control, either. A possible plurality of women have TRIED the pill, but then gone off it because...
2) ...one of hormonal birth control's most common side effects, depression, often turns out to be worse than having your period.
>>41782596
>don't have a bf
>starve
>>41780995
That's 495lbs so still very respectable if you're not a fully dedicated 5-times-per-week goer with a good strength program
But considering that this is /fit/ I'm talking out of my ass anyway
Even manlets can get super strong compared to women.
Imagine having to fear manlets
>>41781130
I do this all the time.
>>41781130
i hate these images i don't know to save them in pepe folder or wojak
Damn i would hate being weak, i wouldnt even be able to support my weight be walking and knees buckle
>>41782794
>he doesn't have a 'Pepe and Wojak' folder
>>41782829
how have i not thought of this thanks desu
>ITT
>Autists who think you need to lift to move furniture
>>41782616
RRRREEEEE
Why did it take me 30 years to learn and understand this?!?!
All that lost time
I could be pulling six plates right now instead of two
>>41782739
Literally unimaginable
>>41781018
>Imagine being unable to move any furniture at home at all.
My fucking mom and grandma can do this. Like move the couches and fridges and shit what weak ass planet are you from?
>>41780981
Thqt's we go through all the shit we do as men. Stack on top of that the fact that they're only worth anything as long as they're fertile and beautiful. Once they lose that they're done whereas men's value keeps going up until you literally start breaking down. That's why we man up. Because we can and they can't so we have to.
I want /r9k/ to ponder this.
>>41782554
Not true, it's better to be a woman than to be a scrawny guilt-ridden manlet average nu-male. Obviously, the ideal would be to become a strong, intelligent, and capable man, but if you're going to reroll at life, there's a much bigger chance you'd reroll feminist nu-male than you would upstanding strongman
>>41782699
>only food available on earth comes from jars
Nobody's going to starve over pickles.
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbqb5R0yswE
>>41781918
>hit 350 deadlift PR
>bro tells me according to some web tool I'm in the top 5th percentile of strength on earth
>know there's still 370million people stronger than I
You are still weak and so am I.
>>41782847
>sauce
That is a strong 9.5.
>>41783180
We will get there eventually anon
>>41782627
Yes
>>41782710
495 isn't respectable at all lol. But ok whatever you say.
>>41780981
My friend's wife can't even lift 10lbs over her head reliably.
Like zero muscle mass at all.
I've been trying to push to get the two of them to the gym, but they keep saying that "We're tried and we don't have time".
Yet they keep trying to buy these "quick fix" fitness crap. Stationary bike, "wiggle platform" or whatever, fitness tracking super-watches.
I'm like just once a week, bro. Just once to start with.
>>41783519
Fat fuck detected
>>41782739
>>41782868
>Fearing manlets
>I'm imagining the end of ghost busters
>Whatever you think of will be your destruction
>Think of manlet
>A giant manlet appears
>It's just a normal guy
>>41784779
KEEEK
>>41781130
STOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTOPIT
>>41782892
That's just mom strength. Childless women don't have that yet
>>41783519
Dead lifting 495 puts you in the top 1% of gymgoers. It probably puts you in the top 0.1% of the fucking planet. Yes, you still look like a weak baby compared to people who actually lift weights but those guys are like .1% of gym goers and 0.01% of the population.
If you disagree you don't know shit about statistics or the demographics of people that go to the gym. Your worldview is fucked because you spend too much time on /fit/ and around gymrats in general, rather than watching filthy normies
>>41781198
>susceptible to pregnancy
I’ve never heard that put more stupidly. Congrats anon.
>>41780981
you're strong, that's enough for both.
>>41781198
tips fedora
>If I reason with them, they'll have sex with me
>>41781130
It comes with a lot of health problems. I'm not motivated enough to change.
>>41785198
ty skelton
I'm 90lbs, 5'4" gril
I can only carry 50lbs like 10ft
Whenever I see someone who looks even decently strong, I think "wow, they could probably kill me in 1 punch"
You should start eating again.
>>41780981
A lot of guys are pretty weak now a days too. I know because I'm female and end up being stronger than many guys in my lower body (upper body injury will never be strong). I don't see why you feel being female is a necessary precursor for being weak. I've seen guys plenty of guys with legs like in your pic.
>>41781198
>subject to mood swings
Guys are the ones who were never taught how to handle emotions and actually end up with the mood swings. Women actually tend to acknowledge emotions and talk them out; guys misdirect emotions and create chaos
>>41785298
Only the very top percentage of females are naturally as strong as the average man. Outliers happen but odds are, if you see a man, he is probably stronger than you. If hes not and started lifting, he would be stronger than you within a few months if hes not a literal cripple
>>41781130
my gf is skinny as fuck. its the best kind of body imo
>>41781130
Delet this
>>41781130
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
>>41785336
This
>>41781130
Stop it
>mfw I'm stronger than even the most roided out girl at my gym and I'm still dyel mode
>>41783519
kill yourself
>>41780981
That's why you carry a gun.
>>41781130
DELET
>>41785409
Depends on setting
I'm an office worker, when I first started lifting a grill at my gym was doing more than my orm for reps.
Would say this would be true for all office drones that don't lift
You are right in that after a few months I'm stronger
>>41784779
Lel
>>41785336
Lol are you fucking serious? That is literally the opposite of real life. Have you never heard the phrase, "Stop whining and man up,"? That forces men to control their emotions.
>>41781130
>>41781130
I literally had a dream like that last night
>>41780981
>Does anyone ever consider how weak it must be to be a skinny female? How would you even survive? I'd be scared to go outside.
I'd become a lesbian, coat my room in mirrors, and just have lesbian sex all day until I starve to death honestly
>>41785281
WAN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH
>>41786776
That literally forces them to repress them and not process them.
>>41780981
I'd kill myself. Even a skinny numale beta faggot can do at least 1 pushup with decent form but there are literally hundreds of millions of women who can't.
Walking around knowing every 13 year old boy is physically stronger than you must be fucking scary.
>>41781130
i used to have something like this
thanks for the reminder
>how weak it must be to be a skinny female?
It's weird when you notice it first hand
>with petite girl easy 5 foot 5'2 if she's lucky
>real cute
>we start play fighting in my apartment since I got her frisky with heavy petting
>out of nowhere she backs up and full on runs at me to try to tackle me while I walk in from a different room
>she literally bounces off me and just falls to the floor
>I don't even move and try to figure out what the fuck just happened
>grab her by the arm and literally drag her up to see what's wrong without thinking
>while I'm picking her up realize 1 plate seems heavier
After that I realized how weak/light she was and begin being very rough with her in bed for some reason. Like straight up trying to fuck her through the bed rough and I don't know why. An she didn't even complain she just took it then tried cuddling with me afterwards every time.
I dont even date weak girls. They disgust me after becoming fit. I love wide backs, some arms and muscular thigs.
What I love more is the fact that a muscular girl propably isnt a bitchy, lazy, undisciplined and uninspired piece of shit that most women are. Sports teach character.
The problem is that most muscular people (not only girls) are massive attentionwhores. So if a muscular girl doesnt have instagram and couldnt give a damn about facebook likes - marry her instantly.
>>41780981
my test get so high from looking at this pic, it makes me feel so primitive
>>41787430
>
>>41787475
whoever made this should consider suicide as a viable option to living.
>>41781903
>not being able to lift the bar
Jesus fucking christ.
Humans are stupid as fuck how did we even make it this far being so weak.
>>41787563
>Humans are stupid as fuck how did we even make it this far being so weak.
*women
>>41783519
Post yourself then
>>41780981
I am a weak and skinny fat man. I am still stronger than pretty much any woman I see and I am honestly pathetic. Must be easy being a skinny bitch.
>>41787430
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/wsg/image/1451/42/1451429574039.webm
loud warning
>>41781130
This is why I can't stop masturbating. Feels get too strong. Unironically advise me.
>>41780981
>tfw I will never be a pathetically weak qt
>tfw I will never be held down and lewdly violated
>>41780981
Even fat fucks are stronger than skinny girls. Unless you are a serious manlet you will always be stronger than a woman. This is part of the reason why a lot of women like tall men, it makes them feel safe.
>>41780981
Being a short woman is the most terrifying thing of all. Imagine being able to be picked up and walked away with by every male over the age of 10.
This is how my wife is standing at 4'9''.
She's getting a gun.
>>41782843
Made me kek, which cut my poop in half (was mid pooping).
>>41782693
>most women are not on the pill
False
>>41780995
Go around and ask people if they think it's impressive to be able to pick up something thats 500 pounds.
>>41781198
You'd never choose to be a woman because you're a man and have a brain programmed like a man, and as such you'd rather be able to do man things than woman things. The same goes for women.
>tfw girlfriend deadlifted lmao2pl8 for 5 yesterdat
>tfw if she stood in a room with /fit/ she wouldn't be the weakest one there
>tfw can straight leg deadlift more than any woman has ever sumo deadlifted.
>>41789275
I'd honestly like to see that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becca_Swanson
>>41789331
>310kg deadlift
>>41789331
>>41789275
Sounds like something Leeman would do
That's not a compliment btw, the man's strong as fuck but I have no desire to train like him.
>>41781018
>Imagine having a 1 plate barbell fall through the 2nd floor and pin you onto your bed.
kek
>>41785336
found the femanon
>>41784779
>laughingtomcruisememe.jpg
>>41782554
>If you wouldn't choose to be a woman, then you're tacitly acknowledging the fact that it's better to be a man than a woman.
I'm acknowledging that I'm not a faggot who wants to take the easy path.
>>41786599
t. Deadliftlet
Another way to put it.
Imagine feeling physically threatened by a 5'6 average build girl.
/fit/izens would just laugh
>>41781880
>fuck like rabbits
Virgin calling card right here.
>>41781130
>Tfw i had that and lost it because seasonal affective disorder
t-thanks brain
>tfw 10 year old brother can lift more than me
Where do I even start? Bodyweight exercises? I can barely lift an empty bar
>>41781130
>tfw I have this
>tfw she actually made me wrestle her because I wrestled in high school
>tfw she graduated and is moving 6 hours away from where I go to school
>>41790021
>where do I even start?
Eat lots of protein and lookup some body weight exercises. And for fucks sake read the sticky
>>41784779
KEK
TOP
>>41785336
>create chaos
I am become death
>>41790021
Why would you post such an embarrassing picture?
>>41781130
This is why women are afraid of domestic violence. The same "strong protective man" can also be the one to inflict pain.
>>41783519
>>41786428
who hurt you?
>>41781918
>>deadlift a pathetic 310lbs for 2 reps
raw double overhand no belt?
>>41790341
>Yet so many stay with him after the first time
>>41790544
>no belt
lmao why would risk maxing without a belt
>>41780981
>Now that we're all 5 plate deadlifting monsters
hahaha, yeah......
>>41790659
>mfw there are people on this board that need a belt for 310
>>41790676
I'm not the guy that said that, plus his post straight up said he thinks he's weak. Why are you such a faggot?
>>41783519
>495 isn't respectable at all
4 plates is respectable faggot, cant believe i responded to this dumb ass bait
>>41790691
>mfw there are people on this board who use lifting belts
I guess women dont need to be worried about being weaker than some
>>41790719
>t. saw someone say equipment was for pussies once and now parrots it
>>41790631
>and defend his love for her
>>41790719
The only belt I use is the one my wife outs around my neck when Jethro comes over, faggot.
>>41786968
I appreciate your post, anon.
>>41785298
>I don't see why you feel being female is a necessary precursor for being weak.
the "strongest" girls ive ever seen in the gym was one who squated 195 for like 3 and another girl who sumo deadlifted 3 plates.
>>41790758
Squatting 195 for 3 is a lot less impressive than deadlifting 3 plates as a girl. I see girls do well over 195 squat all the time, my girlfriend is even above that
>>41781198
>susceptible to pregnancy
you act like it's a disease
>>41790817
Each time they have sex they risk getting pregnant, but the dude can have sex with whoever he wants.
>>41790843
>but the dude can have sex with whoever he wants.
Well what's your excuse /fit/?
>>41790843
>Each time they have sex they risk getting pregnant
Plan B
>but the dude can have sex with whoever he wants
Alamony payments
Face it anon, women have all the power in these senerioes. In California, an 8yo was raped by his female teacher, she got pregnant, and he was ordered by a court to pay alamony.
>>41790843
whomever
>>41787563
>Humans are stupid as fuck how did we even make it this far being so weak.
women are weak because they have men, men are strong because we need to make sure our bloodline survives
>>41781130
STOOOOP
>>41790021
>Where do I even start? Bodyweight exercises?
diet and dumbells and then work your way up to barbell weight
>>41790659
>lmao why would risk maxing without a belt
ive done it before, and i deadlift 3 plates for 4 now with a belt. Planning to progress now, now that ive discovered the wonders of the belt
>>41786968
underrated
>>41787475
rippe-toe sama is best girl
>>41780981
Man here, I've lived being a skinny weak motherfucker. I was 135 lbs at 5'11, and had to work my way up from being unable to do bodyweight squats and incline pushups. I had to use fucking elastic exercise bands and tiny pink dumbbells to get strong enough to do any meaningful exercise. Other than some heavy doors at work and extra trips to take a bag or two at a time from the car for groceries, life wasn't that hard.
>>41790872
Plan B's more like an emergency after a rape (only works within a few days), regular pregnancy takes a while to show up. So if you continuously sleep with guys you never know if you get knocked up.
>>41791466
plan B is the
>i cant deal with the responsibility of my actions
pill
>>41781198
oh boy i hope i don't catch pregnancy
>>41791496
I herd ur suseptibal
>>41791466
Here's a fucking radical idea then, don't be such a turbo skank that you """accidentally""" get pregnant.
>>41791574
The original idea was that girls take on more risk when they have sex
>>41789206
This, most civilized women are on "the pill"
>>41782693
This study does NOT include all forms of contraceptives in ALL reports, if you actually read the report it shows that people making above the poverty ~40% of them are using the pill (no other form of contraception) this is ALSO including women 15-44, and a large # of people over the age of 25-30 will STOP taking birth control to begin a family.
My
>girlfriend
Is currently on the Depo shot, she has no periods and is not depressed
>>41781130
>>41792104
>not lifting for the upcoming race war
shiggy diggy
>>41791598
but prenancy hurts men more than woman in our society.
>>41780981
no i would mostly brainlessly wander around taking selfies of myself drinking chai lattes and thinking about how to subtly put down my friends, and make it look like it wasn't my fault.
If I did get beat up or raped I'd find it erotic and only press charges if I found it convienant to do so.
>>41782105
way to really piss off a girl is grab their wrist and don't let go till they give up.
Seriously its harder to overpower ~6th grade boy than a woman.
>>41787430
>we start play fighting in my apartment since I got her frisky with heavy petting
*wags tail*
*barks*
grills are so cute like this, but I always tend to overestimate their physical fragility and underestimate their emotional fragility
>>41793230
how do you deal with the kicks? It's easy to avoid the getting hit in the crotch but the shuffling around makes you look like a retard.
>>41793292
go shin to shin and they'll get bored of it before you do.
>>41790031
well anon, now somebody else will wrestle her.
>>41793339
Thanks. First time I learned something useful on /fit/.
>>41781019
lmao you sound like such a tool, dont kid yourself into thinking your 300lb ass is impressive
>>41780981
>hold down gf because play fighting
>tell her to fight back
>giggling saying she's trying but can't move at all
>"you're seriously trying? I can't feel anything"
>"yeah i can't move at all!"
>"so if i were to do this..."
>start groping her tits
>"a-anon stop"
>"no"
>start rubbing her pussy
>moaning and shaking her head "begging" me to stop
>start growling into her ear that she's mine and I can do what I want with her
>turns into incredibly hot rape/master/slave roleplay
Das it mang
>>41782693
>birth control causes depression
Lol, being a whinging little bitch causes that.
>>41789393
Sorry no one responded to your comment about actual lifting
>>41790974
Kek. I worked my way from 2.5 to 4.5 plates without a belt. Get good please.
>>41790544
Yeah, hate using a belt and never got used to doing mixed grip or using straps
Having to start using them now though because my grips getting worse
>>41781070
Fod that game, the feels. Even if it was ham fisted.
>>41793762
>>41794113
no, fod you
>>41781019
Is 2/3/4/5 for five reps or one rep maxes?
>>41780981
well females dont realy feel the need to be strong like you do.
substitute it for a need to feel pretty, cute and sexy, so you can attract a strong man that will look after you and carry your backpack
>train in gym
>girls can't do a single pushup
otoh they are very good at splits
>>41793762
>>41794148
When someone asks how much you bench, do you give your 12 rep max, your 7 rep max, or how much you bench?
>>41787960
>tfw i also fap the feels away
>tfw they always come back
Only place where I don't feel the feels is in the gym.
>>41782693
>tfw have depression but have never been on pill
Look at all these whiny little whores who can't handle a little bit of depression
>>41793762
>Punch my brother in the mouth because real fighting
>He gets gtfo
>Tell him the wake up
>"You're seriously knocked out?"
>"No I was just faking it"
>He gets up but falls to his hands and knees still clearly dizzy
>I push his head down to the floor violently
>pull his pants down and start licking his asshole
>I start growling in to his asshole that he's mine now
>Turns into an incredibly hot rape
>>41794406
bad post
get out
>>41781198
>Implying women are intelligent enough to comprehend difficulty
>Implying women are even human
haha, fag
>>41781130
All the replies are faggots this is some fedora core cringe
>>41785021
Yes, you still look like a weak baby compared to people who actually lift weights but those guys are like .1% of gym goers
What do you mean by this?
>>41781130
I have this and it's the best
Fite me faggots
>>41781130
>>41793762
delet
>>41780981
Used to work out with 5'6" qtpi gf
She would use the ez curl bar with 15 on it for 90° squats. Shed do hee curls with 5 lb dumbbells, then I'd fuxk the living shit out of her.
Miss those days
>>41795418
Bicep*
Fuck I hate phoneposting
>>41785336
i honestly love the chaos though. Keeps things interesting
>>41785336
>having emotions
only fags and women have emotions
>>41790256
yeah man what the hell are those lights in the background
>>41785336
Guys are very much taught to handle their emotions, just whereas when a girl cries her friends or caretakers sit down with her and talk about it, a boy gets told to shut the fuck up and stop whining.
When you realize that your emotions don't matter, you stop feelings them more or less,or at the very least you stop displaying them.
>>41791679
>if you actually read the report it shows that people making above the poverty ~40% of them are using the pill
In other words, not most women. A+ reading comprehension.
>my anecdata isn't depressed
It's hard to express sincerity in text. Trust me when I say I'm genuinely glad for her as long as it isn't costing her her ability to empathize with the women who went batshit nuts on depo.
>>41785281
I like to think that if you are faster and smarter then you could survive a rough encounter with, and possibly beat, someone stronger than you.
>>41795653
dude the only way to beat someone that can fucking kill you with their bare hands is a fucking 45 magnum
>>41785336
Literally the only people I have ever met that create "chaos" with their emotions are women. You "talk them out" point is bullshit too. Man or woman, every person I've ever met that talks about their emotions only ever wants to complain, not actually find a solution.
>>41787475
rippetoe-samaaaaAAAAAAA
>>41795608
talk to any men who came from working class backgrounds and ask them if they were taught to handle their emotions. I'm not saying that it doesn't happen but it certainly isn't widespread
>>41795728
working class dad and working class myself
totally trained to handle any emotion, just man the fuck up and stop being a bitch like your sister
>>41780981
I was thinking about this the other day
my girlfriend is 5'1", barely over 100 pounds and lives in a bad neighborhood
there was a dead body found in her apartment complex like 2 days ago so she went out to buy some mace
shes talking about how if anyone comes at her she'll get them with the mace and go for the nads
gave myself a giggle telling her about an "evil-doer" roaming the streets wearing goggles and a cup
on a more related note
>tfw deadlift 475x1
>so close yet so far to the 5-plate
>>41780981
Pepper spray, tasers
>>41782589
>skip periods with the pill
virgin detected
>>41796517
To add to this there is a video on worldstar that was posted yesterday. In the video a guy in houston was yelling racist stuff and knocking stuff off the counter and one of the employees fought him and knocked him down. Then a female employee started tasering him while he was on the ground. He gets up and runs away and then wants to complain about the way theyre treating him. What im saying is be careful dont get tortured in front of everyone lol
>>41781107
is that really how life should be?
my wife is lazy as fuck and I just thought that's how they all were being as weak as she is.
test
>>41796614
You should have sex with her im horny
>>41780981
All the guys that youre so worried about are nice to them and buy them drinks and talk to them.
>>41780981
I'd take being able to find an equally attractive or better partner, who will support me and tolerate my bullshit, with virtually zero effort over being strong any day of the weak.
What did that 550 lbs squat get me? Nothing, just people calling me to move fucking furniture.
>>41796825
stats? how long lifting? any advice on how to get squat that high?low bar or high bar?
>>41794866
that image
this female body is top tier so they dont need to lift or do anything. just be thin.
>>41797055
It blows my mind that womens bodies have always existed through time and men got to have sex with them. A lot of times in the past, it was considered okay to have sex with girls below what we would consider the legal age.
>>41797055
what a cute swimsuit! whats the source? i wanna buy that for my girl.
>>41785281
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>>41790872
>In California, an 8yo was raped by his female teacher, she got pregnant, and he was ordered by a court to pay alamony.
I demand a link, you fucking lunatic.
>>41782105
once in college two girls started punching me because i fucked her best friend and didn't called her on the next day, so both of them were punching me and weren't stopping for shit, they were yelling a lot and talking shit, so i waited untill my friend filmed myself telling them to stop or i would have to make them stop, they kept punching and kicking me for another minute, so i told her, "stop right fucking now or i'm dropping you" they didn't so i hold one of them by the neck and slapped the other on the face, one dropped and the other one start crying, on the next day, the dean talked to me, they both got suspended and i only was told to not do it again because it's bad for the school
>>41797006
That image
>>41785281
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>>41790872
>>41797434
Alright, so I found the link, but I actually mixed up his age with another story about a female child molester who got no jail time.
Turns out he was 14 (still underage)
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/09/02/statutory-rape-victim-child-support/14953965/
>>41795728
WTF are you talking about. Emotional control is a big part of growing up in the working class. I grew up on a farm and if you could not handle your emotions you were looked down on as pathetic.
>>41780995
That pic is stupid.
If his head dick is head sized then his dick head should be dick sized, not head sized.
That picture is not natty.
>>41784779
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>>41781052
>Can Thiqq/fat ever compete?
it can not compete with t h i n n
>>41790719
>guys, look how cool I am lifting without a belt for some reason
Yes, I'm sure your PE teacher at school is very impressed, you can stop now.
>>41796336
assuming you are from the states, exercise your rights and get a firearm
>>41782105
Yeah they shouldn't even bother just let the rape happen
>>41797513
Youre a loser
>>41800777
trips confirm
>>41793815
thank you for your (you) anon
you are very kind
>>41780981
>Now that we're all 5 plate deadlifting monsters, why dont you have a gf
fugg
>>41786968
>>41780981
I would feel so helpless. Always having to ask someone else to move/lift things for you because you can't and never will be able to, no matter how much you try. I guess when you're weak your whole life you wouldn't notice, but damn, imagine the frustration of losing 3/4 of your strength. Just in daily life, grocery shopping, moving furniture, and yard work would be such a hassle, everything would take longer, either cause you have to do it slower or you have to wait for someone else to help you.
>>41790672
made me kek hard anon.
if its any consolation, deadlift is my weakest lift at 2.5 pl8.
>>41804968
>tfw stuck at 3.5 pl8 for like 3 months
i've got 3 months left to get 4 pl8 to get 1234 in under a year, considering just becoming a total fatfuck before I finish bulking just to get 4pl8 but then i realise it's just an arbitrary mark