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Anyone got any embarrassing gym stories?
>First day at the gym
>Don't know what the fuck I'm doing
>Walk up to reception to sign up
>Get a key for a locker to put my bag in
>Got lost, had to ask receptionist where everything was
>Figure out where locker room is and put my bag in a random locker
>Its very hard to close and see people looking at me as I desperately try to close the locker
>Make my way to the actual gym
>Oh wow that's alot of people
>Walk out after literally just walking in the door
>Decide I need to gtfo ASAP
>Go to locker room to get my bag
>Its stuck
>People literally staring at me like I have down syndrome as I try to fit the key in a million different ways
>Realise I put my bag in the wrong key i was assigned to
>Have to go back to reception and explain this
>Has to get someone to help me open this fucking locker
>Finally get my bag and leave
>I spent an hour in the gym and only managed to get my bag stuck in a locker
>Went home and played video games for 9 hours straight
This happened TODAY.
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Keked hard. All I can say is think before you do and try to relax and stop being autistic around people
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>>41777842
Your not gonna make it with that attitude my friend
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>>41777842
Learn to relax. Everyone is at the gym to do their own thing and usually doesn't care what you're doing as long as it isn't a gross violation of gym etiquette or horribly bad form that will undoubtedly lead to an immediate injury.
You're new so don't be afraid to ask people a few questions.
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>sign up to a gym online
>head down the next day
>walk awkwardly to the changing rooms
>get scared for some reason and hide in the toilet for 15 minutes
>finally leave and go over to a smith machine
>put a decent amount of weight on it and can't lift it
>feel lost and don't know what to do
>just grab my stuff and leave
>gym keeps taking money for 4 months because I was too scared to go down and cancel
>find /fit/ a year later
>go and do it properly this time
>feelsgoodman
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>>41777965
I tried to tell myself that before I went but it was like as soon as I got there I had some kind of autistic meltdown.
I haven't given up yet, but that experience was a fucking nightmare.
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