ITT: Advice for someone who just turned 18; thing you wish

go to STEM or Medical school

Don't fall for the STEM meme

Never put women above yourself.
1) if women see you as inferior, you will get cheated on, dumped, cucked and all other shit
2) if women always feel the need to prove themselves to you, you will have their loyalty

>>41762256
Start BRRAPposting asap

Jesus Christ is Lord and Saviour, and you should read the four Gospels tbqh

Also learn to cook for yourself, especially if you're going off to uni

>>41762256
no drugs no alcohol no cigarettes

definitely do not fall for the "STEM is a meme" meme
don't be dumb and get a scholarship

Don't "take your time", do everything you had planned as fast as possible or you'll end up like me at 27, barely finishing my BSc and living at home.

Don't solicit advice from 4chan.

Higher education is in a really bad state right now so you're kind of up shit creek, sorry.

Don't be one of those fags that starts /r9k/ and /adv/ threads on /fit/.

join the army if you have no idea wtf you want to do with your life

>>41762256
get off here

>>41762256
dont let fitness destroy your social life
find a good balance.

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>>41762283
>>41762294

Take responsibility for cultivation of a social circle and dating. Don't be passive. Gfs don't magically happen, same for friends. I'm not saying you should be out every night, but you need to make an effort. Just my two cents cos I fell for the meme
>jus lift brahh

>>41762256
start to meditate and stick with it, it will change your life. also start reading as much as possible

>>41762256
Get a credit card.

Do not treat it like extra money. Use it very sparingly. Pay it off in full every month.

Learn to budget.

Eat clean. Its cheap, better for you, more satisfying, and after a while you don't even miss the stuff you used to eat before.

You will know as soon as you start something whether or not it's for you. And if after 2 years you still have doubts about whether or not you want to keep doing it: FUCKING STOP. And don't listen to your parents, they don't know what's best for you.

>>41762256
>don't put too much pressure on yourself, life is a long process, you'll find you could have achieved the same if not more if you enjoyed life at the same time
>having said that don't lose focus especially if you are going to university, too much of anything can be bad
>assuming you are withing the normal looks/character range, the number one factor that determines how much you will get laid is sociability, meeting new people and being in new social circles
>really, really, really don't let a woman or women change you or fuck up your life plans
>if a relationship, female of friend is toxic, just cut it out, its for the best
>following that, don't get absorbed into gossip and drama, it's dumb
>don't be a dormat, very important
>friends and family are the one constant that you will have in life, value family and nurture friendships
>keep on lifting but relegate to hobby status, it should be like the 4th or 5th thing people think about you. It doesn't mean that its not important, its just other things are a lot more important
>travel as much as possible, always keep an open mind and heart, memes aside the things you will see and the people you will meet will have a profound impact to your life and self
>alcohol, drugs, smoking all fine in the appropriate level of moderation but try and cut that shit out as you get older. If it's not your thing, don't force it.
>don't bother with religious or political arguments unless both parties legitimately want to learn or understand something new, you are wasting time and mental energy
>if you see a dog in public and want to stroke it, go stroke it (ask owner first)

I could go on for ages, last thing:
>don't worry, time is unstoppable and everything comes to pass, enjoy life to its fullest, enjoy people, enjoy emotions. Be a good person and be a person that wants to be a good person. Get big shoulders so you can take the load of the people you love and smile that you are able to carry said load.

Go to church every week if you can. Try to find as old-fashioned a church as you can, preferably Catholic or Orthodox.

Spiritual degradation is the ultimate root of all personal and social ills.

All pleasure is fleeting. "Living in the moment" makes you weak and easy to manipulate.

Study something practical that you can make into a career, but still hold an interest in.

Don't try to achieve too much too fast.

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>>41762256
don't make my mistake and don't start a dumb degree, i wasted 1 year of my life trying to get an archaeology degree before realizing that it was the dumbest idea in my life.
i'm starting engineering now

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>>41762678
>not going to church is spiritual degradation

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>>41762728
It leads to apathy and a lack of discipline on an individual, and then social level. A nation is defined by the doctrine it keeps. Just "being a good person, lol" isn't going to cut it, because secular standards of goodness will always slide and waver.

>>41762686
I'm almost done with my computer science degree and I can't pray for death enough. If you get memey STEM degree MAKE SURE it is one that you don't have to take home with you. A lot of them like Mechanical Engineering, you leave work at the end of the day and that's it. Software Engineering you're expected to work as much for free as you do at work.

>>41762283
>>41762294
>>41762318
>>41762686
>all these posts telling him about college/uni
He's done high-school, high-school decides what you do after so he can't change that.

>>41762678
Look, I agree with you (even thought I'm Protty) but posting a big block of links isn't going to help.

>>41762768
American churches are pro-immigrant. Christians are some of the most difficult people because once they think you're a Christian, they can screw you over and think you're supposed to forgive them because "well, Jesus died for our sins".

>>41762768
>Just "being a good person, lol" isn't going to cut it,
In reality, it does. See oath keepers, secular charities, etc.

>>41762879
Why are you memeing on this poor soul.

>>41762903
Why not? It's actual sourced information instead of just vague, feel-good platitudes like most of the posts in this thread.

>>41762879
I hope you're just another retarded 18yo

>>41762911
I'm 18 too. I'd love to go to university but I fucked up in grade 11 so I'm pretty much screwed now. I'm getting a job as a brick layer now

>>41762914
I am 18 and my parents say i fucked up since my grade 11 grades were all 70s.

>>41762923
Your parents are dicks. That is false.

>>41762932
Well I don't understand how their wrong. How the hell would i get a STEM degree when they want you to have like 90s in math/science in grade 11?

>>41762923
that's not how it works
plenty of people join college in their 20s

>>41762906
>American churches are pro-immigrant.

That's why I said to find a good one.

>Christians are some of the most difficult people because once they think you're a Christian, they can screw you over and think you're supposed to forgive them because "well, Jesus died for our sins".

Statistically, people who attend church regularly are more generous. Sounds like you're just mad at your parents.

>>41762907
>In reality, it does

No it doesn't. People define "goodness" by whatever is most convenient and become apathetic and more easily influenced.

> oath keepers

Most of which are Christian.

>secular charities

Most of which are scams.

>>41762949
Yeah but they got good high-school grades. I even asked my teacher about this he said universities are looking for good graded students.

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Save 10% or more of every income you ever make. This alone will make most of us rich.

Learn to socialise by practice, learn to be articulate and well spoken and direct a conversation. This alone will get most of us laid.

Consistency is king in all aspects of life.

Routine doesn't bring boredom, it brings more opportunity for freedom and impulse.

Lift the big 4 lifts plus Rows for 1 year and you'll be stronger than most guys at the gym if you do it right. Spend more time and focus and energy than you do in the gym on your diet- planning, changing and working on what you eat is the single biggest factor to how good you look along with gains. Low carb is cheat mode for good diet.

Get more sunshine.

Eat more veg.

There's no such thing as passive income but earn money passively where possible.

Travel more. Learn alternative approaches to life, learn different ways of living, different diets and cultures. You will realise how retarded 90% of people in the west are doing things and why the rest of the world is much happier.

Set goals and targets for yourself. This alone will stop you from reacting like a dick to people most of the time because they don't affect you and your goals.

>>41762947
I basically fucked myself in high school because I was a dumbass. I went to community college after a year or so of getting my shit sorted and I'm on track for an engineering degree right now.

High school isn't the end of everything lol. I've found that my grades from back then basically haven't mattered.

>>41763004
>You will realise how retarded 90% of people in the west are doing things and why the rest of the world is much happier.

Name one advantage some east asian rice nigger has over the average western man.

>>41763023
Pays less for DoD, gets more sunlight, has a vastly higher life expectancy, has a vastly better quality of life, has less crime and corruption to deal with, has less kids acting like dicks, has more time with his family

To name a few off the top of my head

>>41763076
>has less crime and corruption to deal with

This is objectively false.

>>41762605
Cost post anon, for some reason that last piece of advice hit me right in the feels

>>41762907
Secular charities like what? BLM and other George Soros fronts?

Most of the charities that actually do anything worthwhile are religious.

>>41763004
Terrible advice

>Save 10% or more of every income you ever make. This alone will make most of us rich.
Bad advice, i saved every single dollar, my parents pay for my expenditures i still only got 3k, saving doesn't work

>Travel more. Learn alternative approaches to life, learn different ways of living, different diets and cultures. You will realise how retarded 90% of people in the west are doing things and why the rest of the world is much happier.
Travelling is a meme, i travel since my parents pay but if not it will bankrupt you

>Set goals and targets for yourself. This alone will stop you from reacting like a dick to people most of the time because they don't affect you and your goals.
The reason why everyone here is a virgin is because everyone here is overly nice to every single person. Being a dick makes you alpha.

"Living in the moment" is for impulsive, sentimental retards.

>>41762321
Holy fuck are u me in the future

don't smoke cigs

take a year off and learn a trade and save while living with your parents before going to college. met a 19 year old who's been doing it for nearly two years and has a nice car + 10k saved up and a backup career

>>41762256

Lesson 1 jealousy.

People in your life, whether they are family, friends, or enemys, will always be jealous of your progress and what you have worked for in life. For some it's all that motivates them.

Pay attention to passing remarks. Do your friends or family belittle your progress or talk down your achievements in front of others?

You have to lean how to filter advice and/or conversations to find what people really mean.

Negative people will sometimes try to keep you at there level so they do feel bad for not trying of doing anything in life. Or simply keep you down because they hate themselves.

Do your best to spend time with people who want to see you happy and successful.

Also remember that the 5 people that you hang out with the most ARE YOU. Decide if that's who you want to be.

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>>41762906
>American churches are pro-immigrant

u wot?

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>>41763118
>i saved every single dollar, my parents pay for my expenditures i still only got 3k, saving doesn't work
If you're earning 3k a year you're doing something incredibly retarded.
Saving works, disagreeing with that is flat out retarded.

>Travelling is a meme, i travel since my parents pay but if not it will bankrupt you
Edginess achievement +200 points

>The reason why everyone here is a virgin is because everyone here is overly nice to every single person. Being a dick makes you alpha.
Oh you're trolling. 2/10 got me at least

>>41763174
>If you're earning 3k a year you're doing something incredibly retarded.
Saving works, disagreeing with that is flat out retarded.
Alright you're trolling, enjoy a 3 long ban. I'm not having you banned for trolling, but for shitty trolling.

get a 401k, but as much as you can into it.
Don't get a car loan until you've had a couple junkers
Remember to enjoy yourself

>>41762849
i'm doing mechanical engineering

19 here and still haven't learned
but make more initiatives
talk to people and start things, don't wait for others to do things for you

>>41762256
Lesson 2 drinking/drugs.

A. Booze.

Never get fucked up to prove something to someone else.

You don't have to get fucked up to be popular/spin plates/marry the hottest whoever.

Just look at Trump. He never touched a drop. One of the most successful human beings on the planet. Rich/Famous/President.

If you do decide to drink, don't drink a lot. Avoid shots if you can, they will end your night quickly. Learn to like, 1 good beer/whiskey/rum/vodka.

Stay away from sugar drinks. Drink water all the time.

Driving drunk will potentially ruin your life. Ask anyone who has had a DUI.

B. Drugs.

Pot is more harmful to your motivation and lifestyle than is it to your health.

Some people can use it sparingly and have a normal life.

Some people can't function without smoking an ounce a day.

Pot has ZERO coolness factor. ZERO.

Stay away from edibles/concentrates/dabs! they can keep you high for weeks/months. It can take more than 90 days to detox completely. Just don't.

Coke/crack. Nope, Never. You're not a crack head.

Meth. No. Not gonna. You're not a white trash hooker.

Heroin. Are you kidding me?

X can be beneficial if used once or twice a year. Same for acid and mushrooms. Always remember moderation.

You can safely skip all drugs and drinking and not miss anything in your life. Don't let anyone tell you different.

Save a few thousand and buy rural land and guns,not even playing, then make a concrete bunker you will thank me later.Also don't fall for the indaclub.jpg meme.

>>41762957
>Christians are more generous
To black people.

>mad at your parents
But my parents are agnostics who don't go to church. You diagnosed me as having a having a bad relationship with my parents when you assumed they were Christian, now you'll assume they're bad people because they don't go to church either. And before you start, my grandparents were agnostic as well, and were in WWII. Also I'm a white Anglo-American Southerner.

I'm going to start my own church.
>make people feel bad
>quote some shit from a Jewish book
>make people feel good
>ask for money
>end up having the biggest, nicest building in the neighborhood because I don't have to pay taxes

>>41762605
This

>>41763004
5 star post.

>>41763118
Are you retarded?

>>41763098
Depends how you measure but for most of the worlds measurements Japan, Korea, China all come in better than America. It's objectively true.

>>41762283
>>41762294
The duality of man...

>>41763369
nice
too bad if you don't drink here you don't have social life

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>>41763473
>China is less corrupt than America

>>41763493
If you don't drink on /fit/ you don't have a social life?

>>41763419
>To black people.

...and everybody else.

https://www.philanthropy.com/article/Religious-Americans-Give-More/153973

>You diagnosed me as having a having a bad relationship with my parents when you assumed they were Christian

No, I diagnosed you as being a fedora fag who was mad at their parents for making them go to Church on Sunday. I was half right.

>make people feel bad

People already feel bad. Religion offers a means of self-improvement

>end up having the biggest, nicest building in the neighborhood because I don't have to pay taxes

Yes, charities don't typically pay taxes.

>>41762256
Save up a lot of money, lock it up in a box, and bury it in a remote location. You can do this more than once, but tell no one.

>>41763577
You can also do this with guns and ammo too. For when SHTF.

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>>41762605
>get big shoulders to carry that load
>Smile that you can carry that load
OOF MY HEART

Don't use machines to work out

>>41762256
find something you are good at and start doing it with all effort and attention you can

>>41763519
here as in Finland

>>41763956
Ohhhhh I get you. I've never been. Do they tolerate Americans?

>>41763996
yeah, we're friendly to foreigners

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>>41762256
The only advice I can give being 24 is to not worry so much, things will come together the way they come together. 18-25 are the years you can afford to take risks without much consequence. Don't waste it stressing over the small things, don't waste it on going into massive university debt over a degree you probably wont utilize.

Waste it on taking chances and opportunities, waste it on starting something, waste it on investing in things, waste it on going out and doing whatever the fuck you want to do.

Anything over 25 and you are going to have things holding you back. Society will expect more from you, you will probably have a wife or kids who you will have to sacrifice for, you won't be able to take the chances anymore because the risk of failure wont only just effect you but will effect them.

If I could go back I would tell myself to stop worrying, stop holding on to so much, stop thinking I need to succeed right off the bat, stop thinking I need to jump into a full time shitty career and start my life, stop thinking I need to have my shit together.

18-25 is the prime, 18-25 is the years you need to spend doing whatever the fuck you want to do, The consequences to most things won't matter nearly as much as they do after. You can figure most of the shit out that you need to figure out in your late 20's to 30's.

>>41762947
You can apply for those little tests you did back in highschool anytime.
Plus there is always community college. You can go and apply for a bunch of shit there and have a good kek while you work your way up to University.

OP, I turned 18 back in 1996. I wish I hadn't wasted my time working dead end jobs and either joined the military or did a trade like welding which I only started doing two years ago at 37.

You want to make your future comfortable and as you get older your choices become more narrow. Plan ahead and decide what sort of money/lifestyle you want and don't put off going for it because you're too busy having a good time. You wont have that time once you age and have responsibilities.

DON'T get married or have kids, unless you're fucking loaded and can afford to tell the bitch to fuck off, give her child support and can still have the lifestyle you want. I'm married but avoided the latter scenario while friends of mine have all been taken to the fucking cleaners by some cunt. Women can't be trusted, no matter how much they say they love you and will ditch you the second times get tough.

Seriously, as you get older, time starts to accelerate and you think turning 38 is a long way off but you'll turn around and been saying to yourself "I can't believe how fast the last 20 years has gone by?!?".

I was thinking this very same thing that I saw The Fifth Element in June of 1997 and that day is as clear to me now as it was back then. I look back over those 20 years with nothing but regret and you will too if you don't heed my warning.

Good luck!!!FACT!!!

>>41762256
dont use credit cards

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>>41762256
adults are fuckin retards, your retarded friends are going to be retarded adults and they have voting rights

>>41764193
Oh but if you want to travel, get your TESL and you can travel and make money as you go. Here's a song for you.... https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI

>>41762256
life doesnt get better as you age

>>41763118
Right about everything except the saving money part.

No idea how you can fuck up that badly. You save every dollar but somehow still lose money huh?

>>41762340
Mental health, my friend ;)

>>41764670
Accurate.

Life gets better the more money and personal agency you have.

For most people those two things directly correlate with age but to think that age so they believe age brings them on.

Don't think for a minute that if you slip up that you being 25, 30, 35, whatever will somehow make everything alright. You can definitely end up 30 and living worse than when you were 18 if you fuck around.

>>41763369
>Just look at Trump. He never touched a drop. One of the most successful human beings on the planet. Rich/Famous/President.

He's almost certainly lying about that. And he was born into an already wealthy family.

>>41762467
Meditating is fucking boring and never stops feeling like a waste of time tho

>>41764754
yeah unfortunately that's me, gone downhill quite rapidly since my teens about to turn 25 and I'm nearing rock bottom

>>41764792
Sorry to hear that, man. I wish you luck sorting things out. I've been there.

>>41764341
>Oh but if you want to travel, get your TESL and you can travel and make money as you go
Did this at 24 after graduating university. Best decision I've ever made.

>>41762605
Thank you..

>>41763162
why is the muslim line n/a?

>>41762256
Figure out what you want to do with your life before you waste your, your parent's, or tax payer dollars on college. Oh, and depending on your major, missing one assignment can screw up your grade.

>>41762256
do more stupid shit
dont get a girlfriend
fuck more women
finish whatever you start

>>41762283
fpbp

>>41763369

As an ex crackhead thought I'd shed light on this, I wrote my car off whilst under the influence of several drugs, lost friends to drugs etc.

B. Drugs.

>Pot is more harmful to your motivation and lifestyle than is it to your health.
Solid advice, if you are smoking keep it to the evening, make sure you have done everything you need to do in the day before smoking the jazz cabbage

>Pot has ZERO coolness factor. ZERO.
Depends on the environment, a dreadlocked hippy smoking up listening to 4 hour Terrance McKenna talks isn't but in moderation at a party or with friends it can make you appear easy going, really depends on your social crowd.

>Coke/crack. Nope, Never. You're not a crack head.
I'd say coke can have its social benefits when kept to a small amount, sniff too much and you'll be sucking your lips with crackhead eyes, small amounts can make you a lot more charming and confident.

>X can be beneficial if used once or twice a year. Same for acid and mushrooms. Always remember moderation.
Psychs do not open your mind but simply close off parts of it, sensory depravation and chemical alterations are not brining you closer to any greater understanding, simply pulling you further from it.

>You can safely skip all drugs and drinking and not miss anything in your life. Don't let anyone tell you different.
Abso-fucking-lutely, wish I was told this as a younger man.

>>41762966
I had a 2.1 GPA in highschool and almost straight A's in college right now.

>>41762256
Hi anon, acquire a trade or get into a nursing program in a community college. You can make as much a 4 year college graduate at a fraction of the cost and time.

Don't take advice from 4chan.
SERIOUSLY.

>>41763162
to be fair, the clinton camp was actually anti-catholic (google clinton catholic emails) and repubs are pro-life which is crucial for catholics. Catholics like all people consider more than one policy when voting.

>>41762605

This is a self actualized man.

Thank you for sharing your wisdom.

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>>41763369
Agreed on the weed part. If you don't smoke weed don't go out of your way to get it.

Shrooms and Acid are god tier. Improved my relationship with my mom after tripping on shrooms. Would recommend you try it atleast once.

MDMA I would advise against. It's an amazing feeling and have read its being used in clinical trials to help with PTSD. But if I go to a party and I'm not rolling it almost feels like it's not even worth it.

ITT: Vague platitudes and subjective "wisdom" from 20-somethings.

Any other bumper stickers you faggots want to quote?

>>41766915
As another anecdote for OP, I did MDMA once and enjoyed it although I probably wouldn't do it again. It's very intense. I much prefer LSD.

college professors are extremely lazy and only focus on their own little projects

dont let people wrap you up and waste your time in their bullshit

>>41762923
Hey anon. I didn't graduate highschool and went to college at 18 for two years before they figured it out. I'm 20 now and just got my diploma this year lol you can do anything you put your mind to.

>>41762605
How many fortune cookies did you have to go through to get all these?

>>41766944
yeah here's one for you- kill yourself

>>41766915
>>41766944
Used to have a retarded MDMA addiction. Probably the worst drug ever (I've done a lot of others to) but I was recovering from MDMA for years from thousands of dollars in dental work to constantly throwing up basically being bullemic from ulcers in my stomach. Fuck mdma

>>41762296
chase a check, never chase a bitch

>>41762294
>>41762283
I mean do it if it's your actual vocation, but don't go into a field you have no talent for just because the money's good.

>>41762256
Turning 19, about to graduate from high school. Got accepted to a respectable university for financial economics, and have a scholarship from them, too. Did I fuck up in choosing a program, or am I ok?

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>>41762605
That has to be the dumbest list I have ever read. Are you 25 y-o or something ?

>>41767573
Not saying his list is gay, but your list is even gayer.

>>41767636
*Not saying his list isn't gay

>>41767636
What's gay about the list I posted? Elaborate please, I think all points make sense

>>41767686
It's just some boomer /b/tard talking about his subjective experiences. Why do his opinions on emo or jap culture matter? Who the fuck cares about that enough to include it on a list of life advice?

>>41767697
t. emo weaboo

>>41767712
I don't care enough about weemo's to include them in any life advice I could possible give. The rest is just relationshiip bullshit and shallow "live and let live" boomer shit.

>>41767721
how old are you ?

>>41767727
30

>>41762923
>my parents say i fucked up since my grade 11 grades were all 70s.

I used to work in a university's IT department and occasionally had to go into the back-end of the student application software. It was something like a 2.5GPA and 1500 SAT score (back when it was out of 2400) got you in. You're obviously not going to any kind of prestigious school unless you've gotten straight A's your entire life, but unless you've truly fucked yourself you can go to pretty much and mediocre state school you want.

For the love of God don't forsake lifting and don't be afraid to choose the career you want.

>>41762296
>if women always feel the need to prove themselves to you, you will have their loyalty

except a girl constantly trying to impress you gets fucking annoying

>>41762256
It's all downhill from here.

>>41762256
Don't do drugs. Don't get smashed drunk. Don't even try drink like an alcoholic for fucking breakfast. Eat as clean as you can, and budget well.

You're not gonna listen anyways but disregard women, acquire currency.

>>41762256
Dont live on the future telling yourself, your time will come, it's a lie, your time is every single day of your life, and it concerns everything :girls, career, fitness, traveling..

Do NOT do things for others. Always do it for yourself.

This is important especially for teenagers.

>>41762256
Just be yourself

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>>41768788
>>41762256

>>41762768
And a secular country allows should allow people to have whatever doctrine they want, not force one on people. You do you, and let other people be themselves.

>>41768790
Except secular countries always end up enforcing some sort of politically correct state doctrine on everyone.

http://www.independent.org/publications/article.asp?id=3206

>Have some goddamn long term planning


>>41762605
This post made me happy, thx Anon.
(Copping it into my motivational folder)

>>41768788
this unironically

>>41762256

Legs are a meme, don't go above 2 plate on squats and don't deadlift


Also do OHP, it is the most important lift for aesthetics

>>41762256
>flat earth
>heliocentric model

rofl

>>41762256
work experience > education

>>41762256

the only thing you can rely on from other people is disappointment. always plan your actions around the worst possible outcome and work towards producing the best.

always try your best even at the things you don't want to do, at least give it your all, everything else is just a waste of time.

people are more important than things and experiences are more important than financial wealth.

be interesting, even if you're not.

>>41762256

go to university and study a real career (with computers actually is more appreciated your work experience than your degree)

don't fall for the credit card jew

complement gym with running, swimming and yoga (cycling is for fags)

don't have kids until 30

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>>41762678

church goers are the worst sinners

>uuuups
>doesn't matter, I'll confess Sunday morning

>>41771410
>cycling is for fags
>do YOGA instead
heh

>>41771463

>yoga
>>stretching
>>cute sweating milfs everywhere

>cyclism
>>deformed seats drilling your ass
>>lycra shorts
>>lycra shorts on dudes

heh

>>41771463

>wanting to walk like a duck

>>41762311
T R U T H

>>41762256
1. You should never say things just to vent. Say things in order to improve the situation for yourself.
2. Don't hurt people deliberately just to make yourself feel better.
3. Don't lend money to anyone. That's what banks are for.

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>>41762256

Index:
-super Man
-Family
-work$
-budget
-think
-traps

Become a super man. A super man is strong. Get fit asap. A super man is bold. Confront fear, don't avoid or repress- fight! A super man is calm. Find peace with yourself by mastering your emotions/passions. A rotten soul spends all his time giving in to his desires only to realize too late that he's been the dupe of the species.

Probably the hardest one here is this: Find a 10/10 and have as many babies as humanely possible. Love multiplies. Also keep that bitch busy with a big family. I can't explain how essential this is to dying peacefully. Your whole being is essentially made for reproduction. Find girl, have babies.

Find work that you enjoy and PAYS. U don't have to be making bank, as long as you are "working hard" your friends and family will love and respect you. And plus if your helping out here and there they will worship u

Budget and Build a savings and make sure your moving next level every year. And it would be better to stay stagnate than to move backwards. But then again, if ur not failing every once in a while your not trying hard enough. Being financially independent is how you establish freedom and sovereignty. Make enough money and don't be greedy. "He is richest who is content with the least"


School is for people from old money. They can afford it, it being grades and donations. But it is absolutely necessary to be a Thinker. Spend time reading/learning in service of thinking. Take a thought to its end. It will be like exercise. Take a subject and 1.) be thorough 2.) gather the right information 3.) consider all the possibilities. "If children knew how to reason they wouldn't need to be educated"

Last not least- don't get caught in traps. By traps I mean memes. For example, don't get caught up in politics, sports, gambling, addiction, drama with whoever, ideals. Be absolutely realistic and egotistic. Go after your own causes, do your own thing, be about YOUR OWN BUISNESS.

>>41771503
>oogling old woman and foing effeminate stuff

or

>gaining sick quads

heh

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Here ya go OP

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>>41762256
Become Marxist
Impregnate rich bitch
Smoke weed
Get fit
Do all this undercover like a spy

>>41762256
The world isn't out to get you, it just doesn't care.

>>41762256
Learn to love yourself

>>41769212
this. op is a retard

When it comes to girls; If you're a man you have to do everything. Nothing "just happens" unless you make it happen.

>>41771410
>don't have kids until 30
>falling for the population control jew

>>41771446
Your unsourced, anecdotal evidence doesn't line up with the statistics.

Regular Church-goers are actual the most well-behaved people.

https://www.firstthings.com/article/2011/07/the-religious-antidote
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2539100/How-religion-cuts-crime-Attending-church-makes-likely-shoplift-drugs-download-music-illegally.html
https://www.manhattan-institute.org/html/religion-forgotten-factor-cutting-youth-crime-and-saving-risk-urban-youth-5880.html
http://www.beliefnet.com/columnists/on_the_front_lines_of_the_culture_wars/2011/08/church-kids-are-less-likely-to-divorce-or-live-in-poverty.html

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>>41763144
kek

>>41772133
This. This, so fucking much. Also, nobody cares about your feelings, they care about your capabilities and willingness to use them. Go get some form of post-secondary education, a USEFUL degree (STEM, no feminist dance therapy bullshit) or learn a trade (for as long as we all shit, we shall need plumbers) so you don't end up in minimum wage Hell like me. Eat right and exercise. Start TO-FUCKING-DAY. The sooner you start forming your good habits, the better. You don't give up bad habits, you replace them with good ones. Low reps on high weights is better than high reps on low weights. Don't skip leg day. Save some of your income- you have to move out eventually and toasters do not grow on trees. Learn to enjoy a few drinks without getting tanked. If you want to talk to someone, call them. If you love someone, tell them. Nothing is permanent, especially not a human life, and that goes double for relationships. Last but not least, take nothing for granted and nothing at face value, not from CNN, not from Fox, not from Breitbart or HuffPo, and especially not from governments or rebels against them. Always do your own research if you can, and come to your own conclusions based on it. Be just a little paranoid- it might save your life.

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>>41762256
I'll be 19 in December.

Remember that your persistence and effort do matter and will pay off given you continue in the pursuit of whatever goal(s) it is your desire.
> If you messed up with grades in high school go to a Community College get a 3.75 GPA, transfer, and you can do anything.
> If you want to learn an instrument, an art, another hobby, or get big lifts do it. Pick up the violin or the barbell or the book and do it. Try to do what you love if you can. If you can make stable safe income from it pursue it in your studies and make it your life.
> Don't get caught up in one-way relationships. Cherish the people who truly cherish you. Find others that will facilitate your learning and growth and you their own.

Above all remember that we only have a short time on this darkling plane. Every single one of us is a slave to our own mortality and earthly desires. Though we cannot control what life throws at us we can be conscious and choose how to react to these challenges. Like you, many others have faced the same or similar Herculean trials. Remember to be good to your fellow man despite the shortcomings you see in them because they may see the same in you. Ultimately you have to keep going. Be strong, alert, wise, open-minded, kind, and one day when you grow old (if you are so fortunate to) you will look upon the young and remember that they too will face the same roundabouts in the search to find their lives.

Our happiness is subjective and unique.

We're all gonna make it.
I truly believe we will.

>>41771729
Niche

>>41762605
Fuck yeah stroke that dog

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Learn to solve shit, let go and get over. And picreletaed.

>>41762966

I was a dumbass stoner in high school
>2.6 GPA
>over 50 absences in a single semester
just a shitty student

>just enrolled in a community college
>gonna work hard af to make up lost ground
>gonna transfer to a university earning grants, subsidies, and scholarships the whole way

There are options for high school retards like me and you. Resigning yourself to stay away from higher education because of your high school grades is a weak cop out, trust me.

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18th birthday today, wish i had a real family

>>41771847
read the whole thing
this is basicly all common sense unless you're literally a fucking autist who doesnt leave his house or interact with females, ever

>>41773481
> a fucking autist who doesnt leave his house or interact with females, ever
You just described 80% of 4chan's userbase. That's why it got posted- they need it the most.

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>>41771847
>caring this much

Nevergonnamakeshit . com / lmfao

>>41771410
>with computers actually is more appreciated your work experience than your degree)
Fucking this, I have an IS degree and no one gives a shit about your degree. They only care what you already know. I didn't do any internships so I am now getting BTFO in interviews by kids who have worked at help desks jobs or have previous programming experience with no degree. Interview #5 in the past 6 months tomorrow wish me luck brehs.

>>41762256
Spend an hour or more outside every single fucking day. See as many sunrises and sunsets as you can.

>>41773971
Fuck
This right here

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>>41763369

>X can be beneficial if used once or twice a year

Good advice bud.

>>41773760
Good luck hombre!

>>41762256
Don't do so much drugs man it's never that good anyway.

>>41766961
How can you say mdma is more intense than LSD?? I have passed out from being high on mdma but when I took a lot of lsd I have left this world.I got stuck in time. I got stuck in a loop. I saw time speed up and reverse. I have died.
Nothing is more intense than LSD

>>41762256
Live

>>41762256
Alot of retards in this thread imo I'll give you some advice and other people can call me a retard too
>Get out of your comfort zone, some of my best memories were at events I was very close to not attending
>Make friends with older men, when I was 17 I made friends with a 26 yr old, he was a good influence in those impressionable years
>Be yourself, but not a retard, simple trick r9k never learnt and try to mock.
>Don't focus too much on work or school, be sure to have atleast 1 day a week for fun.
>Don't be a pussy, if you want a qt gf go get you one, if you don't try you've already failed
>If you wanna do drugs and drink do it, if you don't then that's cool aswell, I was 23 before I got drunk for the first time (18 is legali here).
>Don't be ashamed if you're a virgin, lost my virginity at 22, nobody will bully you
>Alot of either spiteful or cunty opinions on women, treat them like people, if you want to fuck them treat them like you want to fuck them, if you want to date them treat them like you want to date them.
>Don't listen to people on 4chan

>>41773237
Happy birthday anon. Do your best and make your own family in the future.

>>41775417
Thanks man todays been rough was supposed to finally get insurance so i dont go to jail and they never called me back

>>41762311
Shut up Jordan

>>41775448
Jails not that bad anon, play spades and beat up sexual predators. You'll do fine

>>41762256
Most people stay stupid in adulthood.

>>41776088
Unless he's a sexual predator.

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>>41768754

>>41762256
Go to bed early and get up early.
Eat regularly, not just whenever you feel like it.
Money really does make the world go round.
Invest in yourself; you and your time are your most precious resource.
Have a career plan. Doesn't matter what it is as long as you can see it leading to a comfortable life where you can own a home and support a family. Whether or not you actually want to own a home and have a family is irrelevant. Make it realistic; if you want to be an athlete or an actor or something where you might not succeed even with 100% effort, have a backup plan.
Use your time productively; weekdays are for work (whether that's a job or study). Weeknights and weekends are for your hobbies and relaxing.
Don't try to fight who you are. Figure it out, then try to be the best possible version of yourself.
When everything's in place, women will come. Don't make chasing skirt your primary goal in life.

>>41768754
This man uderstands shit. Procrastination and hope of "one day" is what ruined my chances for decent life and what I came to hate about myself the most. There is sonething about ceasing the moment after all no matter how cheesy. I dont mean to say you gotta work 24/7 and despise every unproductive moment but you know, dont sleep through your chances to grow.

I'm also 18 and I need some advice from you. I have three options at the moment.
>police because I like to have the status and keep order
>study economics and become an accountant
>study to become a sales engineer
What would you do /fit/?

>>41762256
Don't go to college unless you're absolutely 100% sure you know what you want to major in.

Read a lot. Listen to the radio and read the news a lot, if you discover a term or phrase, look up a scholarly academic article on it. Go into school undecided. Read a vast range of literature from many different time periods and people

>>41774126
That pic is bullshit and you're retarded.

>>41762923
So you didn't apply to any colleges because you did shit in your junior year ?

You could have just gone to community college. If you really cared about going to school, you would apply yourself your freshman year and from there try to transfer to a less shit school.

Also remember college is not for everyone. Try looking into different trade schools that might interest you. Most of them practically don't take your grades into account.

>>41776391
Do whatever you will be happy doing for the rest of your life that won't ever leave you hungry.

>>41763473
South Korea literally impeached their last president for being controlled by a cult

>>41762283
Dont go to medical school.

You'll try to fit in, fail, then swing over too far and embrace your autism

>>41767727
hurr durr let me see what other ad hominems I can exploit

>>41778473
Ayylmao

All my friends in medical school were /fit/izens. We lifted ourselves to graduation.

Advice
>get /fit/
>don't get hung up on grills that don't like you
>pursue your dreams but make sure you can make a living off them
>don't take the people on a Chinese cartoon forum seriously
>plz be in London

>>41762420
This is the most important one.

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>>41762311
my man

>>41762923
I'm 27 and just finished my 1st year of uni, don't be a retard

>>41764903
Because who gives a shit about a bunch of inbreds?

>>41762283
>>41762294
Mind if I post this on /r/4chan?

>>41762296
This

>>41780223
I wish the mods would ban retards that post on that sub.

Fuck off, go get your Leddit Karma