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There's a Planet Fitness in my area that I've never

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There's a Planet Fitness in my area that I've never been to before. I wouldn't mind being banned from that place for life, how should I go about doing so?

My current plan:
>Walk in and ask for a free trial, wear normal clothes at first
>Go to locker room, change into tiny string tank-top but keep hoody over it
>Walk to Smith Machine, load four plates on its lowest setting
>Tear off hoody, revealing gainz
>Yell at nearest person "watch this, fatass!"
>Deadlift 405 for reps
>Scream at the top of my lungs doing so
>Finish and then throw a 30lb dumbell at a wall
>Grab gym bag from beside Smith Machine and sprint out, never to return.

How likely is it I could get in legal trouble?
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>>41756261
Pendlay rows for reps. Just as (((intimidating))), they won't know the difference, and it'll be way louder.
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>>41756261
the employees are minimum wagecucks and its a huge company they arent going to do anything about one guy spergin out
Just remember to film it
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>>41756261
>good luck with your proving planet fitness's theory about weightlifters correct, what are you 15?
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the lunk alarm would have gone off as soon as your tank top came off. you aren't the first bozo thats tried to prove some autistic point and we are VERY good at dealing with idiots like you
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>>41756604
>we
eat shit and die
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>>41756261
Why do you have enough time in your life where this would even be considered a good use of time?
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>>41756623
>>41756564
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>>41756632
Why is purposely being a cunt in public fun to you? Are you a nigger?
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>>41756646
calm down rich piana
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>>41756655
Leave based Racist Piano alone.
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Just don't commit criminal damage and you should be good.
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Why won't you stop trying to provoke them? Just lift like you normally do, eat free pizza for easy bulk and if they throw you out, so be it. Honestly, I never understood what's so fun about acting like a retard.
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