itt: /fit/ is now dogs >tfw a 9/10 walked away from me when

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>tfw 8 year old kissless pupper
>tfw still live with owners
>tfw never graduated training
>tfw get tired on walks
>tfw im a bad boy

h-how do i be normal?

> tfw forgot the kibbles and bits for the leash dispenser...

>>41744426
Sup muttniggers, alpha aryan white Labrador masterrace here
>Bitches love me
>Kids love me
>Playful as fuck
>Loyal
>Fetch ALL the tennis balls
>Get offers to appear in kibble, toilet paper and baby products every day
>Have an actual job as dog companion for the blind, autists, epileptics etc
>Not a doglet
>Amazing fur
Bow to your new king

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> hear stacy's howls at night
> sneak out doggie door
> bang stacy in back alley
> scare off the alleycats
> rummage thru trash, pizza scraps
> sneak back thru doggie door
> snuggle owner in warm bed

life's good, dogbros

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HEY GUYS BARK RIPPETOE HERE

You wanna get mad bitches? Buy my book "starting walks"

AxBxAxx
A:
Rub ass on carpet 5x100m
Eat nearest thing on floor 5x5
Chase stranger at door 1xuntil he fucking leaves

B:
Shit in house, blame on cat 1x5
Walk with owner 1x1

>>41744639
>HEY GUYS BARK RIPPETOE HERE

I'm dying, thanks for the chuckle m80

>tfw didnt lick my balls in 4 human days
>confidence through the roof
>bark is louder and deeper
>bitches sniffing my dick in the park

You guys gotta try this nofap june shit out

>>41744426
How much weight should I be able to pull on tug-a-rope against other dogs? I've been doing tricks for about 1 year now and haven't quite hit body weight. My 1TM is 70lbs

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first sip of the day

>>41744639
HA

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>>41744426

> tfw a doglet was using my fire hydrant

>>41744770
kek

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You mirin' taillets?

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>>41744557
Mfw your bitches are cucking you with my BPC

>>41744639
>my sides
>existence questionable

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Some of you are alright. Don't go to the dog park tomorrow.

someone please screencap this shit

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>>41744639
>One walk per week
Never gonna make it

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Step aside, Houndlets.

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>>41745097

>>41744426
>Tfw finally hit 2 walks a day

We're all going to make it pups

>>41745140
Fucking kek hello Mr. BONES BONES BONES BONES BONES WHERE ARE BONES

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Did somebody say dogs?

YOU slave away doing HYDRANT JUMPS for nothing but BITCHES while CATS do NOTHING and still get ENDLESS PUSSY

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I've been taking this new supplement for a few weeks now but haven't seen any gains in my 1 woof max, what am I doing wrong /dog/?

pic related

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>>41744426
BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR KING PEASANTS

KING OF /DOGFIT/ PASSING THROUGH

>>41744426
Bullshit you can't even walk near bitches because you're too afraid

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>>41744426
what up cucks

>>41745212
King of doglets, maybe.

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Hello! Hello?!?
I'M A DOGGGG!!!!!
Are you ALSO dogs?!!?????!!!

>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>WHO
>WHO

>one paw is bigger than the other

Help me /dogfit/

Pic related looks like this but I'm not a some beta cat

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>>41745570
Oh BARK forgot the pic

>>41745577
Dude I think you have body dysborkphia

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>>41745212
>>41745222
YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP

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>>41744557
I never knew there was a white Lab.

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>>41745577
FUCKING PUSSYCATS GET OUT AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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sup brahs, should i cut or bulk?

>>41744639
Fucking hell there goes my sides

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>be me
>owners have pizza for dinner
>currently cutting due to fatty
>fuckit.jpeg
>jump and grab a slice
>feel bad afterwards

What do I have to do to control myself?

>>41745222
Paw pics or gtfo
No such thing as cats on /dog/

>>41745677
Just keep asking yourself, who's a good boy?

>>41744729
Kek'd hard

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>be me
>buried a bone in the yard and lost it
>chased a squirrel into the woods and got covered in ticks
>owner stops talking me on usual walks
>I start barking more frequently to get his attention
>"I think its working"
>we go for a car ride
>see a man with a white jacket
>get stabbed with something sharp
>wake up back at house
>realize my balls are gone
how you holding up /fit/?

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Is this attainable natty?

>>41745822
>barking for this

How many scoops of purina extra protein dog food should my owner be feeding me?

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>>41745822

>>41745212
Hahahaha more like king of getting put down at the pound because no one wants your ugly ass

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>>41744639
>Shit in house, blame on cat 1x5

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MAX gets all the TREATS just for being CUTE while YOU have to do TRICKS

ITS NOT FAIR DOGGOS

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Ask a doggo whos about to be making 100k a year anything

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Who /park bully/ here?

>Owner takes me to the park
>pays his 10 bones to get into the fetch yard
>see manlet Corgi in my usual spot
>lead owner over that way on purpose
>he throws my toy in the air, I catch it before it hits the ground like a fucking champ
>after catching it I let my "momentum" carry me over and plow over that manlet Corgi
>he lets out a big yelp (lol what a pussy)
>growl at him anyway to let him know what's up
>his owner comes over and quickly takes him out of danger cause he knows I'd whoop that ass
>says some shit to my owner like he gives a fuck
>owner calls me a good boy and gives me a milk bone afterwards
>I piss all over the yard to let everyone know I own this shit now.

Anyone else here alpha as fuck?

>>41745850
4 SCOOPS WHAT EVER IT TAKES BORK DAMMIT

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>>41745222
FUCKING SUBANIMAL CATS

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD

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When will doglets learn

>>41745190
underrated

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>tfw

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Invader from /dogpol here
>Only 15% of doggo population
>resposible for 90 percent of deaths
>brb HE WUZ A GUD BOI
>brb HE WUZ RAIZED WRUNG
>When will we stop making escuses?

lol at all of you doglets.
im sniffing YOUR owners ass while YOU sit in a kennel

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>>41746527

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So this spic fuck is fucking with me, what do /dogfit/?

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>>41746631
Cunt smells like Tacos, what do you think I'm going to do?

>>41746650
Nice bite, dognon
routine?

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is Beast mode attainable natty? I want to kill this fuckin beaner that keeps jumping over my fence and stealing my balls.

>>41746716
>rabies
>natty

pick one

>>41744770
dat first sip doe

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Can I get a bf% estimate? Also how many fetches till greyhoundmode?

>>41747114
kek

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All hail the natty king scooby

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>>41744426
500m doggy paddle in a pond today, front delts feeling massive

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>newfoundland masterrace
>ancestors were working with fisherhumans in Canada
>grow massive fur and loads of healthy muscle and fat to compensate for hard labour and cold
>dont even have to gym to get big
>was born making it

why do you even try?

>>41747491
Kek

>>41745822
SLAMMED

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>2017
>being domesticated

Not gonna make it.

>>41745081
the only remotely funny post

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Step aside you puny inbreds. Shiba Inus are the closest dogs related to wolves, now bow down.

>tfw you're a proud descendent of wolves

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>>41744426
>tfw owners abandoned me at the side of the road even after I won races for them
>tfw forced to become a NEET living in a rescue center
>Losing my gains
>Now I'm forever alone
I always tried to be a good doggo

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Just got my DNA results back

>99.99% German Shepherd
>0.01% African Wild Dog

A-am I still white?

I'm liking /dogfit/ so far.

>>41745173
kek

WE WUZ WOLVES N SHEEIT

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>>41744639
Hey Bark I have a question. I'm trying to bulk and i want to GOSAD. Should I be eating my own shit or should it all be from other dogs?

>>41744639
>Shit in house, blame on cat 1x5
DELETE THIs

>>41745694
>being cucked by your owner
>making it

Pick one nutlet

>>41748991

> 2017
> Still doing GOSAD

Not doing GOBAD for those bone gains.

>>41745857
>>41745822

SLAMMED

THIS PRIME TOADLINE HAS BEEN BRED WITH ONLY THE CLOSEST OF RELATIVES--COMING FROM A VERY SHORT LINE CONSISTING OF ONLY HIS GRANDMOTHER AND HER PUPS. THIS PRIME TOADLINE IS A PRODUCT OF HIS GRANDMOTHER AND FATHER HAVING STEAMY TOAD-LIKE INTERCOURSE, PRODUCING THIS FINE LINE (OF TOAD). AND HE COULD BE YOURS FOR A MEASLY $100,000.

WHAT SAY YOU, TOAD-SEEKER?

>>41747491
kek

>>41744426
Please leave and never come back.

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>tfw just got back from sand sprinting session at beach
>tfw sniffed 2 bitches poopholes
>tfw they werent fertile
>wouldnotmount/10
>tfw master takes me back to the den
>tfw i smell burning plants, probably a fire
>tfw spin around 500 times in the same spot to alert master
>mfw he laughs
>mfw i laugh
>mfw he cuddles with me while laughing and breathing fire
>tfw your master loves you

any other of you mast/fit/s know this feel?

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>tfw owners call you the king of terriers
>tfw have my own chair
>tfw good boy

is this what making it feels like?

born as mastiff

outta my wayy sizelets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_fUOzja_Ng

>>41745209

>he eats rainbows to improve his bark
never gonna make it

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>>41749224
>mast/fit/s

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body fat % estimate???

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>>41745355

>>41745212
>massive hanches
>tiny forelegs

Wew pups SS claims another victim

>>41745677
>stealing food from owners
Absolute degeneracy kys bad boy

>>41745822
>doglet
>""""natty""""

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It's awfully cold outside doglets.
It would be a shame if I... Stole your bed

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>mfw fell for the bulk meme

Bork Bork

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Who
>hard gainer
here?

I'm bulking on 4000 calories a day but I ain't getting bigger, it's weird cus I fetch 3plate for reps

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SMASHED

>>41744426

Who else is a dachund /lanklet/ here?

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>>41751850

>Too much of a doglet to play basket
>Too lanky for proper gainz

fucking end me

>>41744904
kek

>be me, dauschund lanklet manlet
>at dog park
>see that tall beagle bitch ive seen a bunch of times but too afraid to sniff
>been lifting my frog chew toy at least 10x5 every day for past month, also been dirty bulking with lunch meat from owner, looking swole
>march over to her while she's with some beta bulldog
>look that bulldog right in the eye as i come up behind her and sniff her butt nice and long
>literally just cucked him
>she turns around and sees me and then walks off
>she's literally scared of my gains and how forward i am

. next time i see her im gonna hump her. wish me luck bros

>>41744557
Back to /paw/ with you

>>41746531
>dogpenorlet

>>41746650
>user was euthanized for this post

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You gotta believe!!!

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This is now a Thinspo thread.

>>41751940
>Dogpol being /paw/
>not /stick/

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>>41745212
>doglet

>>41752019
>lmao dog-pound mode
Eat some fucking kibbles, you stray

>>41752019
poor doggo :(

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>>41752053
Fuck you fat bitch.

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>>41747491
KEK

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How to get chest like Scoob?

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>>41752164
What are you, human or something?

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>>41752091
>Fat
Try again, 3% bf @ 38kg.

We all started from somewhere. 4 scoops of dry food and a tin a day, c'mon

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>be me
>hear bark from my bros asking if i want to go to the dog park
>bark yeah
>get to dog park, 5/10 bitches everywhere
>9/10 poodle walks by, this bitch looks pedigree
>walk up to her and say "are you an archaeologist? because i've got a bone for you to examine"
>show her my bone, she buries it
>take her back to my kennel and bork her

Feels good. Pic related, it's me and my buddies

>>41752194
BUAAAAAARK m8 ur lookin swole what's ur routine?

>>41752181
Scoob always getting chest rubs, Scoob always getting Scooby snacks. I'm a good boy I never get chest rubs and I never get Scooby snacks.

>>41746288
AT LEAST
AT LEAST 4 SCOOPS
CMON DAWG

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Rare photo of the natty king Scooby when he was still just a pup

>>41744639
>BARK RIPPETOE

jej

>>41752210
Who's your German friend?

>>41752230
>go for bike rides with your owner, if you know what I mean
;^)

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>that first sniff of the day

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>>41744639

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>be me
>sleep for 16 hours
>wake up for an hour or two and do cardio only (running, hide and seek with the lady, etc.)
>forever skinnyfat because genetics and evolution

Feels bad man

>>41752401
that's Rolf, we call him that because that's how he sounds when he barks.
>ROLF ROLF

>>41747491
This is great

>>41752512
Oh shut the front doggie door, my kennelmate's name is Rolf!
He's a puglet though

>>41749050
underrated

>>41744639
>Rub ass on carpet 5x100m
This actually sounds like a solid workout

>>41752325
>Tall
>Dark
>Handsome

Where did I go wrong

>>41744472
>8
>pupper

i've got some bad news for you doggo

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You guys using photos of you and your human as your default tinder app? Will it score me mad bitches?

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Just be yourself dogos

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This is the ideal canine body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>>41749120

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fucking manlets

i will fucking murder you and your senpai in you sleep you worthless sack of shit i swear to good. and dont you ficking look at me like thnwofwofwofwofwofwofwofwofwofwofwofwofwofwfowfo

>>41745173
ATF pls go and stay go.

>>41746438
lmao

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>>41744639
>1xuntil he fucking leaves

>>41744639
>Shit in house, blame on cat 1x5
You obviously never trained a dog correctly. My dog knows she doesn't shit in the house. There are only a few times she's had accidents and she was the saddest creature on Earth. If you train your dogs correctly, they will hold it in until it involuntarily spills out of their asshole before you can take them out. I truly wish I could say the same for humans.

>>41746438
Real talk though smaller dogs are much more vicious than pitbulls. People just don't like to report the small attacks because nobody wants to say a fucking 20lbs shitstain gave them stitches.

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>>41754238
Aye, we got the same coat, I dig it.

>>41745212

>cant even sniff masters ass on hind legs

Lol dogletts when will they learn

>>41746631

underrated

>>41745136
I think it's a joke about ss and rippletits
Low to no cardio

>>41757133
L O N D O N
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>>41744639
xD imagine if dogs did talk like this irl

Laughed more than I should have

>>41747491
>scooby snacks
>natty

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>be me
>6 years old chinese mixed doggo
>living in the streets
>dont't know my father, but my mom said he was an akita
>whatabitchmom.jpg
>chinese dog meat festival is coming
>humans captured my mom and my friends
>i made it, i bite chingchong and ran away
>hide in sewer now
>met and old grey akita there
>he has nice bark tonality
>alphaasfuck.avi
>leader of the doggos who ran away
>militant doggos who want to free all the captures doggos
>i train with them for months
>finally see gainz
>some sewer worker human found us
>he called other humans to capture and eat us
>grey alpha akita charged them
>mauled to death 4 humanos
>i heard gun loading sounds
>they shot the alpha
>instantrage,i led the goodbois to kill all the humans in sewer
>went to see alpha,his last word was you gonna make it son, you are a good alpha
>lead our army and free the doggos
>finally clicked it, im his son
>burried him and the lost doggos
>we will attack the humans under the night

Pic related, thats my mom and friends

>>41745173
Why do Ameriburg cops hate dogs so much?

It's like they're just looking for an excuse to execute any pupper they see, gangland style. What could possibly be the reason for such inhuman savagery?

>>41752003
tfw never knew parappa was a dog

>>41752438
What did he mean by this?

>>41757591
Would watch that movie
Or read the book

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>>41748450
STOP HUMPING COUCHES

>>41758363
Wanna cont?

>>41758813
okay, Varg Wolf

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>>41747491
my sides

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This thread

>>41745694
hahahaha