ITT: /fit/ runs for political office What are our campaign promises?

higher gas taxes and more parking fees to pay for bike lanes to get fatties out of their cars and on to bikes, obviously.

state-issued qt.pie gfs for everyone who hits 1/2/3/4

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>>41734594
>bike lanes
literally cancer that doesn't follow laws of the road/sidewalk. i cheer everytime one of those fuckers gets hit and run/dragged.

41734652
never going to make it

>>41734663
Fucking newfag like moar

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>>41734488
>National Chad and Stacy Registry
>you apply to become an official Chad or Stacy
>very tough screening process
>lifts tested, cheekbone angles measured, height measured, general attractiveness
>once CS Status is granted you get matched with another guaranteed Stacy or Chad
>must have at least 3 children with your match to pass on superior genes
>benefits include
>subsidized childcare, food costs, exclusive access to CS Status only gyms
>draft exemption
>tax exemption

>>41734488
all fat asses thrown into forced fat camp.

>>41734702
I like this idea

>Comprehensive eugenics program
>Complete racial purity of the nation
>Mewing taught in kindergarten
>Lifting is a required class for all children starting in 7th grade, both boys & grills
>Gender segregation in school (boys schools, grill schools)
>Holocaust taught as a lie of international Jewry
>All meals have required macros
>any male who cannot hit 1/2/3/4 by 9th grade will be given forced gender-reassignment as a diccgurl, then shipped to Africa as a means of suppressing negroid reproduction

>>41734702
this is like that one books series, "Uglies" or something

>>41734488
Fitness and fat test to be in ANY government employment.
Deport all Hispanics except thicc(tm) women.

>>41734702
Better idea: tax breaks and perks for any CS who marries less attractive people who are economically successful, smart, or fit. Gotta mix the good genes together.

>>41734594
This.

>>41734652
>t. fatty

>>41734821
>CS Status grants Chads permanent companionship to a Stacy that must bear minimum 3 children
>Chads have option to claim unlimited dependants which are approved Semi-Stacys that are not quite attractive enough to have CS Status but still possess desired traits
>only a minimum of 1 child per dependant
>child not required by law to be taken care of by Chads
>NEETs and incels marry Semi-Stacys to care for children
>Stacys have option to claim dependent Semi-Chads too, but are required surrogate mothers for in-vitro

>>41734627

>>41734862
Curling in the squat rack bothers me, but not as much as assholes that take the bars from the squat rack. My gym has:
> 2 squat racks
> 8 bench
> 2 incline benches
> 2 decline benches
> 2 seated press racks
> 1 platform
> 1 power cage
With all these other bar options, one of the 2 squat racks is always barless because some asshole can't use a platform for his deads.

>>41734488
No muslims

Legalize steroids and tax them. Can't believe you brainlets haven't mentioned this yet.

>>41734750
You seemed to be confused. The thread topic is /fit/ runs for presidency, not /pol/.

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All Chads exiled to Chad

>>41738000
Pretty much this. Steroids did nothing wrong

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mandatory 8/10 gf for every virgin

>>41734594
>>41734652
Change the laws so you can ride your bike on the sidewalk, if someone is getting run over I want to be the one doing the running over.

Also you can only buy chicken and rice on food stamps.

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1. Impeachment for obstruction of justice
2. Jail time for treason
3. Weight training in high schools

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>>41738031
>Chads exiled to Chad
>within a year Chad has the highest GDP in the world
>exports are booze, red plastic cups, wet panties, and good vibes
>5 year waiting list for hot women to move there
>Chad wins gold in every Olympic event
>Lake Chad remodeled into giant sized backyard swimming pool
>loud music keeps Libya and Sudan up at night
>beta countries grumble angrily while Chad delegate takes the best seat at the U.N.

>>41734488
>saying nohomo, officially makes any activity including homosexual anal and oral intercourse with a gymbro, not gay

Equal protein for equal lean fat.

An omelette for an honest day's pay.

Yoga pants measurement restrictions.

>>41738031
Even the country looks like a chad

>>41734627
My vote

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>>41741560

Anime themes are the only legally accreptable gym music

>>41734488
>all steroids are now legal
>fat people get arrested and put into training camps until they are thin (thicc girls can bypass this rule if the court sees them as hot enough)
>ban soda
>educate all people on nutrition
>you dont have a right to vote unless you achieved 1/2/3/4
>plastic surgery is covered by your healthcare plan if you are below a 7/10

>>41742328
What? Are you trying to ruin everybody's gains?

>>41743217
>implying
Anime OPs are the best gains music

>Presidential /fit/ness test must be passed in order to graduate (test will be conducted by Drs Rippetoe, Scooby and Piana)
>handicap spots can be used after leg day for up to three days (proof is signature from gym manager and three eye witnesses or video with time stamp)
>traps will be recognized as a third gender, will not be gay
>fatties will pay more for health insurance unless they're in the process of losing weight (actual progress)
>manlets and womenlets will be relocated to Kansas City, MO
>Gym facilities will be open 24 hours
>single men and women will be assigned to each other according to face/frame model

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Serious answer?
>Make any gmo product illegal and ban genetically modifying companies
>Make fracking and enviormental pollution a felony
>Subventions for riding bikes and higher prices on parking lots
>manlet pits activated
>Gyms and PTs state financed

>mandatory gym falcons

>>41743439

This last one means all the DYEL on /fit/ will be matched with either the "no tits, no hygiene" anime girls or the 400lb landwhales, depending on skelly or boogie status