>be you at the local gym >the qt 3.14 that you have a crush

>Hey bro, I was about to start my set in there

>>41726602
>wat do

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*

I would elbow him in his dick

she seems like a bird that fancys a good chimping out

>Hey, I'm using this
The end

>>41726639
Yeah, not much to it

>>41726602
>what do

Post more pics of qt3.14

>>41726672
Wish I had

>>41726685
She broke my nofap

>>41726602
>implying I'd get off the rack in the first place.

Just tell her "I don't work here."

>>41726602
I shoot him in the face with a Glock to save my honor

>>41726639
>oh yeah? Dont see you standing here bozo?

wat do

>>41726850
>I'm resting between my sets dude. Now GTFO

>>41726850
>relax retard, if you're going to throw a fit over it I'll just wait.

>>41726866
> why don't you make me then..................faggot

>>41726602
"Yo I'm using that"

>>41726866
>How about I rest my fists in your skull jabroni? You trying to hit on girls in the gym here brah?

>>41726872
>teleports behind you


how bout we take this party elsewhere white boy

>>41726891
>what the fuck did you just say to me you piece of shit?

>>41726882
>Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think you're so tough.

>>41726913
>teleports in front of you

I'm sorry, it won't happen again.

>>41726602

>hey man im still using that, you wanna work in?

>>41726915
>What ring bozo wtf are you talking about

[meanwhile the girl left ages ago]

I would probably just work the treadmill until hes done.

>>41726929
*chases the grill*
>excuse 'lady, I'll be back in a sec
*teleports to home*
*grabs katana*
*teleports behind (You)*
*beheads (You)*
*chases grill*
>s-so, huh, a-are you working out?

>>41726602
*snicker* honestly... Heh hehe ... This is the ...snickersnicker... Average sort of girl i... Ha..baha.. WISH I HAD ONE NIGHT STANDS WITH IN COLLEGE BAHAHAHAHA

>>41726984
>girl gets a boner

>>41726602
>Hey mate, I'm using that; you can work in if you want though.

>>41726984
>No shit i'm working out faggot and when i'm done i'm gonna work out your BOIPUSSY with my dick haha ,no homo

>>41726871
Beta move

>she will never sit on your face

>>41727013
I don't see it that way. I'm an adult now and I don't get into fights over petty shit. And it makes the guy look like a dickhead in front of the entire gym.

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>>41726850
>I was helping the lady in need, now move aside, commoner.

>>41727037
Would passiveness help in real life though?

I'm not sure, might end up like Louis here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMbN_MzCpw

>>41727077
The girl wasnt interested in him anymore btw

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>>41727006
>You already have Chad's dead corpse laying down there, you're welcome

>>41726996
>uh, d-do you work for FedEx?
>uhm, I couldn't help but notice your little package
*blushes*

>>41727139
>Who you calling little, kid?

>strokes outline of enormous girl dick

>>41726602
Tell him I'm using it and cuck the squat rack from her.

>>41727077
In that situation there's like 6 guys. I'd just stand up, and say "actually I think we're just gonna get the fuck out of here" also this guy constantly was looking away and wasn't guarded at all. Opening himself up to getting one punched KOd

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>>41726891
kek

>>41727145
>that such a huge surprise...
>too bad I don't like masculine female penises
*slashes 7/8th of her penis with katana*
>now that's better

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>>41726602
>bong
and into the trash she goes, right where she belongs with that pubescent teenage boy face

>>41727122
How the fuck do you do this many arm workouts in one session?

>>41727250
She's not putting too many weights, bro. Also, seems she spends the whole day at the gym.

>>41727189
fine by me, I'd keep her around.
Would be nice to have a chill qt I could relax and smoke with. Even better if she'd join me at the gym afterwards

>>41726850
Laugh and walk towards the squat rack and begin to workout. Anything after that if he touches you its fos

>>41726602
I wish I could see the fucking nerd who made this thread.

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>>41727510
>>41727510

This is unironically me (op)

>>41727550
R O S K I L D E
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>>41727550
gf in adidas tracksuit is my dream
do you even squat op

>>41727568
Best festival in scandinavia senpai

>>41727608
I know bro, been there 4 times now. I've done Tomorrowland and some festivals in Norway (home country), Roskilde is the best. Gonna go to Shipsomnia next week though, could be fun with festival on a boat and going to ibiza

>>41727608
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/nine-dead-at-pearl-jam-concert-20000817

this was fun

>>41727363
girls who are into drugs are low grade familia

>>41727631
Norwegian myself. Deilig å være norsk i Danmark.

Norwegian festivals can't really compare in terms of atmosphere, price, line up etc.

>>41727581
Nah. Keep getting knee pain caused by knock knee

>>41727692
Very true

>>41726602
whos da grill?

>qt 3.14
>pothead

nah

>>41726871
>being this beta

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>>41726602
>Has a crush on a girl
>Doesn't try to speak with her, instead creepily stares at her for months
>Some random dude is taking his place at the squat rack, too afraid to say anything

Seriously, how the fuck are you guys so disgusting. I literally get angry when I read this shit. Fucking stop browsing 4chan and go out and socialize you fucking mutant troglodyte epislon nu male cuck fucks. FUCK

>>41726850
>bozo

Underaged get out

>>41726602
>whip out dick
>piss all over squat rack and qt3.14 to establish territory

Bunch of fucking pussyzzzzz

>>41727250
when you swing the weights around like retard you don't use arms much

>>41726617
Literally this. It never failed once.

If you're in Britain or Canada, feel free to add the words "sorry m8", or "scuse me, m8". Americans don't really understand politeness, so skip that step if in the US.