Why isn't there a Chad pill? Like a pill you take and then

There is. Just pop some cyanide and you might get reincarnated as Chad

If everyone is chad, no one is.

This cunt is such an attention whore

>Like a pill you take and then you instantly are /fit/ and look like Connor Murphy

Conor, pls go

Please explain to me how such a pill would work?

2/10, got me to reply

>>41722006
There is a chad pill, its called mdma.
>tall
>athletic
>abs
>sperglord
Take mdma, bang out rave sloots, get herpes, fall into depression then kill yourself.

>confidence
fapping less
xanax

>looks
hgh when you were younger
bodybuilding + steroids
plastic surgery

>status
being born rich
college
frat

>conner Murphy
>Chad
Pick one
Connor looks great for sure, but he is the most insecure faggot I've ever seen

>>41722063
How about a pill that gives me all of those benefits without stopping fapping, having to lift, and having to pledge a frat??

>>41722006
Nigger it's called hard work, dedicated lifting, and experience talking to women. It's not fucking rocket science. If you faggots put just as much time into lifting and socializing as you do whining about this on a Vietnamese basket weaving forum, then you'd actually be like Chad.

I guess it's great that you don't have the willpower in ya, because too many Chads would take away from the sloots I pull.

>>41722423
Can you read bro? I want to take a pill, not do all of that shit.

>>41722423
>>41722423
>put as much time into socializing
how? i have no friends to begin with

i lift, but my main issue is socializing

>overhear coworkers talking to each other
>they make each other laugh, hang out with each other during and after work
>i've been friendless for years
what do

>>41722006
Who?

>>41722006
If everyone's Chad, no one's a Chad. There musst be hierarchy

>>41722771
Easy, make the pill illegal. Then nobody will be Chad but a few

>>41722006

Yes. They're called steroids and ecstacy.

Am I the only one who don't find her attractive? Like at all.

Adderall and test injections anon
>Tfw get numbers when tweaking

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>>41722006

>want to look like chad
>fatty
>have to count every single little macro or I gain weight from anything
>probably biologically impossible to have low body fat anyway

Why are my genes so shit?

>>41722006
Why does Connor Murphy have such a good looking body but such a shitty and retarded personality? Poor guy, God only blessed him once.

>>41722866
I wish bodyfat was my main issue
If you have an ugly face/frame you might as well not bother with any of that shit and just hope you die young

>>41722063
>confidence
>fapping less
CAN help but not necessarily. Sometimes its good to bust a nut.
>xanax
Does not help.
>>looks
>hgh when you were younger
Start at age 23-25 and continue for life
>bodybuilding + steroids
Yes but just getting lean and toned in general is enough
>plastic surgery
Eh
>>status
>being born rich
Helps a ton
>college
Helps a ton
>frat
Helps a lot

>>41722006
So far the best combo science has found is alcohol and tren.

>>41722752
Are you that retarded? If you overhear coworkers talking, then join the conversation. You can make friends anywhere: the gym, work, school, the bar, the store, neighbors, etc.

>>41723527
i don't know what to say

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>>41722006
Yeah, it's called sips.

Is phenibut a Chad drug?

>>41723527
And strip club where mommy works?

>>41722006
>Wanting some girl that has no personality, who's only claim to fame is her looks which will fade rapidly and cease in 15 years.

None of us here have anything in common with Stacy's, why in gods name would you pursue some girl when her body is her only offering?

Does it fill some unmet need of you always being a loser and never getting "the girl". Anon "the girl" is just another vapid hoe. Sex won't bring you happiness, these girls will just bring you stress.

Find a women that makes you happy and stop chasing what never was, you will never be a chad, good, chad's a dumb ass who will never amount to anything more than which he was born into.

Keep working hard, make gains in all areas of life. leave stacys behind and find that qt dorky gf. we're all going to make it

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>>41722019
really makes you think huh

>>41724218
Do you have hobbies? Interests? Anything relatable? I guess I've just never had a problem talking and meeting new people so I don't understand where you're coming from.

>>41724365
Chads are most often the most successful people in life.

>>41724365
You're thinking of Brad. Chad is the alpha successful male.

>>41724513
So just go up to them and change the topic to my hobbies/interests?

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>>41722006
>>41722557

>>41722006
literally look into beta blockers, not even shitting you that's the real name

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_blocker

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Fake tan & light, neutral makeup.

But I know you faggots are too insecure to swallow those red pills if you aren't already.

>>41724935
There's also beta agonists, that turn you into a beta with the best known example - adrenaline.

Anyone can become Chad

Some just have a longer way than others

Here's a fool-proof way to become a Chad QUICKLY:

>Hit the gym hard
>Get a job as a Bartender
>Hit on sloots daily until you figure out the tricks

That's it
If you do those 3 to the fullest, you'll be a proper Chad within a year

>>41726298
>neutral makeup

Pic on the right looks like he's been mentally broken from all the dick he's sucked.

>>41724309
It only takes away anxiety and increases motivation.

If you don't know how to hold a conversation it won't magically learn it for you.

>>41726298
The left one looks much better, or is that the after picture? They used different lenses on the photos or they're photoshopped,

Just a reminder that you will never be a chad if you're :
>not white (unless youre hispanic with blue eyes, then you might pull it off)
>under 6'2
>dont have naturally wide shoulders
>dont have at least above average face

>>41726415
Fool-proof way to be autistic and creepy.

Just lift and don't be a complete and utter autistic faggot OP, it's so fucking easy for guys to get a cute girl if they're not retarded.

>>41726298
why does he look into 2 diff places ?

>>41726635
K, did you feel good about your genetics ?

>>41726298
im a grill and i can tell he is wearing lipstick in the after photo. That is queer as shit, would not bang.

>>41722006
It's called Tren

>>41729755
T H I S
H
I
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its 2017. You can be literally whatever you want. Plastic surgery, steroids, and recreational psychoactive drugs all exist

the only reason you are not what you want to be is because you're lazy, scared, or don't want it enough

>>41730009
M8 you're supposed to put fake height numbers on those pictures.

>>41730000

>>41724556
no you just say something you have to say about what youre saying. or you make a joke or take the piss or something and people laugh and think youre cool. its not rocket science literally just talk to everybody at every opportunity

>>41730009
I'm 156lb at 5'11 and the first time I ever hear that I'm not supose to be able to get a girl was on /fit. Biggest meme designed to make men feel lie shit, blatant faggot.

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>>41724935
Which ones would you recommend?

>>41722176
It's called a bullet, you insufferable pussy.

>>41724365
>both responses to this are bs ad hominem
This is why i don't give advice here

>>41731209
That's because you're an idiot who can't read. 5'11 is still Chad tier.
5'10 is king of manlets and below is hopeless manlets.
The cut off probably comes from the metric system where 5'11 is 1.80m,
so any height that doesn't start with 1.8 or 1.9 is considered manlet, e.g. 1.77m which is 5'10''

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>>41731209

>Biggest meme designed to make men feel like shit

Hey, he figured it out everybody!

>>41722043
>letting herpes stop you from boning
it's like you made it, then you didn't

>>41722006
It is its called not browsing 4chan

>>41731433
dont think you know what an ad hominem is bro