>be you at the local gym >the qt 3.14 that you have a crush

>Chad
>CrossFit

Pick one.

Qt 3.14s don't smoke illegal drugs.

>>41721375
nice underwear, whats it called?

>>41721375
Just say you were using that lol dont be such a pussy if he punches you he'll get kicked out anyway

>>41721375
You had your chalk and water bottle there. You claimed your territory, call him out on it. That or just share, it doesn't take long to change pl8s between sets

Suck his dick

>>41721375
If she is pic related then she is a whore not worth your time

That girl is a clear cheater

>>41721435
So you wouldnt fuck her...?

i would elbow his fucking throat and use my gomad strength to clean and jeark him the fock out of there

>>41721459
If she has a big ass then yes

>>41721375
she looks like a good fuck 7,95/10

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>>41721375
I have my stuff at that rack already, I'm gonna tell him to clear out so I can do my workout, he can take it after I'm done.
Then I'll finish my workout and go home. This isn't difficult guys

>Twist, I'm home gym master race

>>41721375
God, I hate hippie chicks.

>>41721375
"Sorry man, already put my stuff there. You can work in if you want though."

>>41721375
she looks fucking amazing, do you thing you have a chance anon?

>>41721709
she does look fucking amazing so anon no chance

>>41721375
>thinking shit like this actually happens
>being so small people at the gym would steal equipment you're using even if things like this did happen

Just invent a time machine and do that Charles Atlas routine for the kid that got bullied on the beach or something OP.

>>41721768
OPs story actually happened to me. But I didn't place my gear at the rack. I just went to help some girl with a bugged aux cord and when I returned someone had snagged the rack

>>41721375
>that decor

yikes

>>41721375
>Sorry buddy but I was here first. You can work in with me if you want.
Nothing crazy

>>41721375
>proceed to squat rack
>place your water bottle and chalk next to the rack

why the fuck are we using chalk for squats is a more important question...

>>41721375
Begin psissing on the rack, bar, plates, and the grill to establish your territory. Never once breaking eye contact during urination so he knows that this is a message directly to him.
Then after I finish my lifts I grab his car keys and get schwifty on the floor of his vehicle.

>>41721375
buy a bag of grass and a bottle of vodka .
play loud rap music of the of the 2010-2017 variety .
be alapa and punk out said crossfit wod asshole .
ask qt314 for number .
text when home .
invite over to smoke and drink .
make a move .