>mum never drinks water, EVER >only ever drinks coffee

Laugh wildly at her and scream "I TOLD YOU SO" when she is on her death bed.

>>41719893
Try to still be nice to her and get her to put you in her will. Try to get some money when she dies.

>>41719943
At least he'll get the soy milk

Bruce is a cute

>>41719893
>She isn't even fat, she's just really fucking unhealthy looking
this made me lol for some reason

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>>41719893
Shoop a fake study showing the negative effects of coffee. Dumb moms love the media fear machine.

Then get her on /sips/

>>41720183
ESTROGEN

>>41719893
Mind your own fucking business you autistic fuck.
What other people put into their body isn't your concern.

>>41719893
Come and tell us when she gets dat dere kidney stones m8

>>41721348
I bet it is though

>>41721377
No,it's really not you fat fuck.

>>41721416
If your mom was doing meth, would you care?

>>41721348
Fuck off. Pretty normal to be concerned for the health of an immediate family member, especially his mom

>>41721348
t. autist

>>41721456
Nope,none of my business. It's none of yours either,faggot

>>41721502
Man you must be a good friend

>>41721488
No one is talking to you fag.

>>41721498
Fat,ugly,homo. Get off and kill yourself,it's way past time. Shitbag.

>>41721511
At least i have friends you lonely,fat,retard.

>>41721348
have you ever had a mother?

>>41721541
weak bait, even for 4chan.

>>41721597
Yes,and i wrote her off, i wrote all my family off and couldn't be happier. You shitbag

>>41721627
Fuck off you human waste. Keep your opinion to yourself. You would do well to remember that no one cares what you think.

>>41719893
>>she eats nothing but carbs and thinks it's automatically healthy because she doesn't eat meat or dairy

ur mum is the kind of faggot that posts about how keto CLOGS your arteries and KILLS you

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>>41719893
>not posting James on /fit/
Bruce is T H I C C tho

>>41721668
how has james made so little progress in like 15 years? he benches like 245 or something

>>41721502
Who hurt you anon?

>>41721348
You tell this things to the people you care about you fucking child

>>41719893
Too bad about FunHaus and Rooster Teeth going full lefty. They were/are entertaining.

>>41722989
Or am I wrong? Was that just Gavin?

>>41721348
>I was abandoned by my parents