Would /fit defeat Mighty Mouse in battle? >5 ft 3 in >125

>>41717290
Only If he decides grappling is OK. Quite fucked if he manages to maintain striking distance.

>>41717290
Wrong board asshole

>>41717290
>Would /fit defeat Mighty Mouse in battle?
No.

Yes.

I do bicep curls with bigger weights.

Nobody who lifts as a hobby is beating a professional fighter

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>Would /fit defeat Mighty Mouse in battle?
No
>perhaps the greatest MMA fighter of all time
lol. He fights in the freakshow division where less than 1% of the worlds population even have a small enough frame to get under that weight limit.
The level of competition he faces is terrible.
His accomplishments are on a similar level to winning the special olympics.
manlets, when will they learn?

>>41717290
A couple of times open handed to get him a little mad then I'd cock back my fist and plant one right in the middle of his nose.

Yeah. Yeah that'll do nicely.

Next dyel manlet on the list:
[X] Mighty Mouse
[ ] Memeweather
[ ] McGregor
[ ] Tyson

>>41717290
>5 ft 3 in
I don't have to do anything, he already lost the one battle that actually mattered

>>41717290
>will a guy who's only good at moving weight up and down have a chance vs a the best fighter in his division in the UFC

Gee what the fuck do you think?

>>41717290
Lol I'm almost a foot taller, I would just keep the manlet at distance by holding my arm straight against his forehead, while the manlet swings his arms like a
madman while shouting: "if the UFC only paid me like McGregor, I could beat you too!!"

>>41717303
>Only If he decides grappling is OK
What you're gonna out wrestle or submit him?

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>watching demetrious stream gta5
>his young kids wake up and start making a lot of noise
>says he has to go afk for 30-40mins because it will take that long to put his kids to sleep
>only 5mins later the kid noise dies down and he returns to stream
>this happens

Haven't laughed that hard in a long time

>>41717290
I'm like so much bigger than him it wouldn't be fair. I'd just grab him and hold him.

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>Even this 5'3" neg-u-ro has a pretty white wife
What's your excuse /fit/?

>>41720112
>pretty
Stay thirsty my friend.

>>41717290
>>perhaps the greatest MMA fighter of all time
>would lose to any other champion
nigga I'm willing to take on his bitch ass
everything below featherweight is shit

>>41718938
What happened?

>>41720134
>2/10 wouldn't bang
Stay a virgin

>>41720288
t. AFC

Ehh she's not 2/10 but nothing to write home about. Maybe if I had like 10 beers and she put a paperbag over her head I'd let her give me head or something but that's about it. Alcohol makes me vulnerable at times and my standards are lowered temporarily as a result.

>>41720134
>avoiding the question

hmmm...

>>41720330
>virgin redpill PUA lingo
>online roleplaying
It checks out

>>41720288
>>41720348
>>41720381
Stay mad. Maybe if you're lucky I'll let you have my sloppy seconds after I'm done with them. Probably not tho lol.

>>41720157
Read the last entry of the chat

>>41717290
he's a good fighter but by no means the best, currently i can think of 3 fighters who are on a completely different level. jon jones is prolly number 1, cody garbrant 2 maybe mcgregor 3?

yeah

>>41717290
>greatest mma fighter of all time
>fights in that division
Yea, OK.

Winning fights does not = best of all time OMGOMGOMG.

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I LUH YOU MYYY

SEE YOU SOON BOI

>>41718546
What about that body builder on Bully Beatdown?

>>41720929
Did he actually beat the UFC fighter?

>>41721059
Not a UFC fighter but an mma fighter.

But that was show was staged anyway. The host admitted it.

>>41717290
How can he be the greatest if any random heavyweight would totally demolish him?

>>41720464

Very stupid comment.

>>41721395
Yeah it was pretty obvious. An full-grown adult getting bullied and the bully is all proud of it like "yeah I'm his bully!"

>>41721434
Very stupid newbitch response.

How would he go if he put on more weight and went up a division?

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>>41720882

DO IT FOR GAY JESUS!

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>>41722117
I love Rogan's impersonation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPhxOGmChzM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XhbyoDHrhs