>be 6'2" >accidentally elbow a girl in the face

Benis :D:DD

>>41712626

It means shes into tall guys and if you knew how to strike up a conversation you could have landed a date.

>>41712651
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

>5'9
>accidentally elbow a girl in the thigh when turning around
>she accuses me of assaulting her
>s-sorry
>cops show up and the whole gym agrees that I tried to rape her

>>41712750
Fake story/10

>>41712781
Autism/10

>>41712651
What girls arent into tall guys?

>>41712888
Girls who like dominating guys

this is the thing that manlets just don't understand. Tall guys (6 2-6 4), can literally get away with anything.

Bro when you elbowed her in the face, evolution took over. Her biology was firing on all cylinders and her panties became more lush and moist than the amazon. She's never been touched like that before. A swift, sharp blow to the face with the most lethal weapon on the human body? Her hormones just couldn't take it. She was instantly enamored with you. Next time try to be a bit more of an alpha and tell her "thanks" before swiftly delivering a donkey punch to her cooch so she can know what to expect if y'all ever get together

OP is proof that being tall means less than nothing if you're also an autist. i'd rather be 4'10 than be you OP.

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>>41712781
seriously nigga

>>41713063
You'd prefer to be a dwarf?

>>41712953
No such thing, manlet.

>>41713207
I imagine actually dwarfs slay pretty hard

>be riding college public transit
>standing in the front since bus is packed
>bus driver suddenly steps on breaks
>Inertia jerks me forward and causes me to accidently stiff arm the girl in front of me in the jaw
>I apologize and she also apologizes
>lmao why the fuck was she apologizing?
>anyways she laughs it off and isn't upset at all
>we had a small conversation and it turned out she was bro tier

Man I really need more nerdy female friends. They mostly have chill personallities.

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>>41712626
I have an extremely autistic story from my junior year of high school.

>be me, only athletic white male in my gym class
>playing basketball
>kid throws me a pass that is way off, have to jump up into air to catch it while running
>not looking where am going
>run into small mexican girl standing in middle of court going mach 3
>I didn't feel anything
>she get hit back at least 10 feet airborne
>lands on back of her head
>in a fucking COMA
>gym teacher is a cunt and starts bitching at me for it
>"Maybe if kids that didn't participate didn't stand in the middle of games, that wouldn't have happened"
>mfw 1 day in school suspension and girl was in hospital for more than a week
>fuck beaners

>>41712626
sounds like she's the autistic one, my friend.

She thought you were apologizing for being tall.

She said it [being tall] is a good thing.

>>41712957
>trying this hard

>>41712781
the joke was that being 5'9 means your elbows are at thigh level for normal people; of course it didnt actually happen you mong

>>41713419
You're autistic for thinking that's autistic

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>>41713302
>be at pool party
>be chad
>playing football with several girls from volleyball team and soccer team
>only male playing
>girls keep trying to tackle me and pull down my swim trunks
>noboy.rar
>stiff arm girl that tries trip me
>knocked wind out of her and she starts crying and says she can't breathe
>all of the girls get mad at me and I become an asshole for rest of my time in school nopussy4u.jpg
>mfw she was a bitch anyways and got pregnant the next year by a black dude

>2017
>still falling for the jewish tricks of height and frame

lmao

>>41713448
Was pretty autistic for me.
Looked like an inconsiderate ass when I didn't even say sorry or ask if she was okay. Just continued playing after possibly giving someone brain damage, didn't even realize that everyone had stopped to see if she was okay when I ran down the court to play defense.

>>41713463
Look like you got the shit deal anon

>>41713419
When will the womanlets learn???

>>41712953
>Girls who like dominating guys
>he still believes in girls who are into femdom meme that was created by beta submissive cucks
its time to go out.

>>41713222
There are, you just need to be a turbo manlet to find them

>>41713448
>he's too autistic for his subcouncious human telekinesis to save him in near-disastrous situations

>>41712626
I hope one day every single humble bragger and their families get raped and murdered by a pack of thug niggers.

>>41712626
If anything happens, and girl pays you compliment, find a natural way to ask her out

>still I should watch where I'm going, let me buy you a drink to make up for it

While touching her arm. You've already broken the touch barrier.

Really blow your mind, she probably got hit on purpose

>>41712626
>not offering to take her out to make it up to her

Men are retarded.

>>41715175
people who brag on an anonymous korean basket weaving imageboard are already miserable, getting raped wouldnt change much

>>41712781
People like you are killing this board.

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>>41712626
I elbowed a girl on the tit past week. 5'11 king of manlets here. She apologized too.
>mfw

>>41712626
What happened is reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>41715175

>>41712626
>be 6'2 popular, handsome
>elbow a grill in the titties for the lulz
>chimps out
>imfucked.jpg
> try to apologize but go full autism and words won't come out

>>41713063
Manlet detected

>>41712626
>be 5'5"
>accidentally elbow a girl in the pussy
>she yells "Look where are you going you fucking manlet!"
>"s-sorry"
>"You better be, this place is off limit for midgets like you"

Help my autism stop writing autistic stories

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what the fuck is this wave of 6'2 chads on /fit/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41718464
amerimanlets are 5'10 on average.. they are just inflating their height like they do with everything, including their 5" penises

>>41712626
anon-kun ask her on a date
does she go to made-up-igoaka high school

>>41714463

is he pregnant? i don't think so.

>6'2
>tall
only in burgerland

>>41712626

>be 6'5
>waiting in line at a Vegas nightclub
>need to check my phone so I reach into my pocket
>as I reach in for my pocket my elbow goes right into the nose of this girl who was standing fucking 2 inches away from me
>give her a short apology as a courtesy
>her friends are looking at me like I'm the bad guy even though it was her fault for standing so fucking close to me that I can't even get my phone out of my pocket without hitting her

>>41712750
Laughed out loud in my office when I read this

>>41715175
I humble brag constantly just for replies like this

>>41712750
Kek why does this seem like it would happen on a daily basis

>>41712781
Laughed harder at this than at the actual story

>>41718777
Checked your trips but desu I agree with the anon

>>41718602
Kek I live in NYC and I hover over everyone at 6'2. In a crowd of Mexicans it looks like I'm an inner city school teacher on a field trip with my Spanish class.

>>41718977
I am 6'1'' and this is very true, especially when I go to Washington Heights or something.

However, the finance bros down at Wall Street are giants.

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>>41713463
>be a chad
>browse 4chan

>>41713222
Checked

>>41720566
Yeah lawyers and finance people are always tall and white. But that's just how it is. No one is going to hire some Mexican manlet for a position like that. That's why they say being born white is a gift in this world.

The humor is too fucking multilayered on this board. Who knew meatheads could be so funny.

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high school gym class
>playing diddlyball
>do pic related
>throw way off target right into stacy's face
>bloody nose
>cries (both)
2
>ball hockey
>same stacy standing by equipment room
>fluorescent tube light leaning up against doorway
>slapshot misses net
>explodes tube light
>xenon gas and shattered glass all over her
>legs bleeding
>cries (both)
3
>game soccer octopus -> socctopus if you will
>dribbling soccer ball through octopus minefield
>too many octopi to dribble through
>try to chip ball over same stacy
>full force toe punt into her face from 2 feet away
>bloody nose
>cries (both)

literally could not stop injuring this sloot

>>41712626
Its ok OP we have all done shit like that.
>be me
>6,1
>decently in shape but not fit
>me and some normie friends are coming back from a party on bus
>discussing something I forget what
>random qt3.14 butts in and say something smart
>we all start chatting with her
>me and her start chatting solo
>get really close
>she seems into me
>surprise.jpg
>my stop arrives
>she goes "hey anon this was nice, i would love to see you again"
>me like a autist
>"yeah its such a shame we can't, oh well by forever"
>get off bus
>walk 5 steps before realising she was offering me her number
>tfw when you miss out on a 9/10 qt3.14 cause you're retarded

Middle school story

>be me
>not exactly good-looking, but pretty popular cuz funny
>be in bus with all class for swimming lesson
>all is chill
>driver stops smashes the brakes
>girl behind me, with which I always like palying pranks on (hot af) lands onto me
>"Watch it anon!"
>wut.jpg
>"Cmon, she-anon, you know it's not my fault"
>"Just shut up!"
>Aight
>Go behind her without drawing attention
>As soon as the driver stops again I completely lose my grip on purpose
>Body penetrate that bitch like my whole body is a dick
>me:"WHUUUPS!"
>girls looks mad, then realizes
>mutters something but everyone's laughing so it's cool

>>41713222

So naive.

www xnxx com/video-e0oxyee/mistress_force_her_sissy_slave_to_do_a_analjob

>6ft 1
>Thicc qt was in my shoppe, making her a sandwich
>"Are you guys on a platform behind that counter"
>N-no
>"So you are just really tall"
>Ya I-I guess so, haha.
FUCK. No girl has ever called me tall before. I didn't wanna ask for her number while on the clock tho.

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>>41720759
>Be stacy
>Get balls in your face every day

She's used to it

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>>41720960

>that pic

>>41721057
https://www.instagram.com/michinohime/

There you go, friendo

>>41721288
dis bitch gey?